Derek
@DerekNeverFails
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Online Fitness Coach and Nutritionist that believes in human rights. DM me to get into the best shape of your life using training, nutrition, glutides!
DFW TX
Joined September 2020
So, just to be clear, the Epstein files were FINALLY released, and…. No news coverage of a presidential candidate being in those files dozens of times, got it.
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This ain’t him.
Today’s press pool photo shows Trump leaving the White House this morning. I enhanced the image. And seriously, can an expert explain what the hell is happening to his forehead? Right above his nose and right brow.
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Tarriff-ic News: every single country has agreed to ship his body back to Russia for free.
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RT @Kaylan_TX_: 🚨🚨🚨BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!!🚨🚨🚨. Derek has finally launched his new app & website for online fitness coaching, nutrition, GLP-1 s….
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Before another bill passes in the Oval Office, I want to see proof of life.
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Labor Day sale! Funny shirts and great supplements.
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Just to clear this up for you all:.Lose- when you are no longer possessing something .Loose- your mama.
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When Trump dies, his party has to come to terms that he clearly wasn’t pro-life like he always claimed.
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The reason why JD Vance is better:.1. No one gives a fuck about what JD Vance wants.
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Every one of us has put something on, wasn’t 100% sure about it, .so you want someone to talk you out of it, so you put it on and pose with it in front of someone you trust and you always say something like “this is stupid, right?” while slouching your shoulders and frowning to.
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One of the best, most luxurious gifts you can ever give yourself is a really good espresso maker.
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The first time I heard men get “post nut clarity” makes me honestly wonder if all of us are constantly lightly intoxicated with the drive for sex that the only time we think perfectly clear is directly after we achieve that goal.
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When I see 37% approval rating for Trump, instead of thinking “that’s super low”, I immediately try to imagine 37% of the people going “this is EXACTLY what I wanted”.
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The “Male Loneliness Epidemic” has been a hot topic lately, and I want to make a very clear distinction;.-mental health is vitally important, and men account for almost 80% of the world’s suicides. There are those that genuinely need help and sometimes just someone to listen. -.
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