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Anybody here read World War Z by Max Brooks? First of all, Max is Mel's son and he is a fantastic author. Next, the book is absolutely nothing like the movie. I think it's incredible. I may move slow, but I bet I survive longer than you. 🧟‍♂️

OK OK OK, let me tell you the truth. It's a good burger but you don't wait in line for the burger. You wait in line for the experience of talking to everybody about the burger. I've been there. It's fun as shit. Marijuana makes the experience and the burger better. If you don't

Time to share a selfie. How many eggs can you eat?

So tell me, do I actually hate the taste of lamb or do I hate the way lamb is seasoned in most dishes? I have really only eaten it in Gyro sandwiches. I don't like the flavor of duck and I have tried it many ways. I just wondered if lamb was gamey and would I like lamb chops or

The clear takeaway from today is that Donald Trump is not unstoppable and you are not powerless.

Heartbreaking scene in Lexington, NE: Tyson’s massive beef plant goes dark Jan 20, slashing 3,200 jobs in a town of just 11,000. Families shattered, dreams crushed, community on the brink. We attended a job fair today, People are absolutely Heartbroken, I wish we could help more

MAJOR BREAKING: Despite Trump's threats, the Indiana State Senate has REJECTED the Trump-backed 9-0 gerrymandered map, leaving the existing 7-2 map in place.

Hey Indiana. Say it with me. WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS

Can definitely say, I didn't see that one coming. 😂

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Wow!

Did I just hear that all advice given by the CDC about smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol are now null and void? Party. My house. Friday night.

For goodness' sake… If you really want to know what happened to Trump's hand, just ask him. Bwahahaha!

For the record, if the boat I was riding on was just demolished by a missile and I somehow survived and I was hanging on to the wreckage, I would be waving my hands in the air to let people know I was still alive. Just sayin'... for no particular reason.

☕🐸⚡🚀 The Muppets & Jason Sudeikis Under Pressure (Bowie & Queen)

Thanks to this Two Wheel Drive motherfucker there's no longer any such thing as the great state of Texas. I don't want a Charlie Kirk chapter of anything on every high school campus in my state.

You could almost forgive the farmers who say I made a mistake, I'll never do that again. Until you remember that they did exactly the same fucking thing during Trump's first term.

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

This commercial should have saved Kmart, it's hilarious.