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A Sarcastic Bastard With The Best Of Intentions ▫️ Profanity Abounds ▫️ Democratic Values ▫️ Never Trump ▫️ Laughter Is Contagious ▫️ Fight Hunger

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Jesus would not have wanted women to vote. Even though I just made that up, I can say anything in the name of Christ and people will believe me without challenge. And then they will pass that information to other members of the fellowship. Seriously, I did this for two years. I.
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People For the American Way
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Pete Hegseth shares a clip saying women shouldn’t have the right to vote, the 19th Amendment should be “repealed,” and women should “submit” to their husbands: “All of Christ for All of Life”
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RT @TimHannan: Can the FBI track down the House Republicans who fled DC to avoid voting on releasing the Epstein files because Trump is all….
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Happy Friday Everyone!
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Since Trump fired the Data Statistics Chief and came up with his own numbers, households are now actually making money instead of losing income using the old numbers. Congratulations to everyone on the raise. Try not to blow it all in one weekend.
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Trump supporters must be so proud. At least until their kid gets sick and their insurance won't pay for it.
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Laura Figueroa Hernandez
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New umbrellas added to tables positioned on Rose Garden patio
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😂😂😂 Cricket would be proud.
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South Park's official profile picture wow 😂.
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RT @donwinslow: Just so you remember the order. 1. Epstein birthday card leaks with Trump's signature. 2. DOJ goes to Florida and meets….
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Tim Cook did exactly what he needed to do for his company. It's a shame he lost so many customers in the process.
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Preseason football for Dallas Cowboys starts this Saturday night. What I get excited about is the screaming, the alcohol, the laughing, the chicken wings and family. For a few hours, life is really good.
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I did not know this so I checked and Kathleen is absolutely correct. There are almost 2,000,000 more registered Democrats in Texas than there are Republicans. Maybe I should say lazy Democrats because how else do you explain that Texas has consistently voted for Republican.
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Kathleen Vale
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FACTS. #txlege
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No way this motherfucker even remembered that tomorrow was a cease-fire.
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Aaron Rupar
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REPORTER: Does your deadline for Vladimir Putin still stand tomorrow?. TRUMP: Say it -- what?. REPORTER: Is your deadline still standing for Putin to agree to a ceasefire tomorrow?. TRUMP: It's gonna be up to him. Very disappointed.
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What? No bar or pool?.
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Latest look at the Rose Garden.
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Jody was getting a little frustrated as we were searching through our cabinets for an item that we thought we had put on our grocery list. Jody said, "I'm sure I added that to the list.". I said, "Are you Imprint sure?". If looks could kill. .
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RT @thejackhopkins: To athletes and coaches around the world: REFUSE to come to the United States for the 2028 Olympics. Do NOT endorse wha….
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I printed out the lyrics to a song and I handed them to Jody and said read this. Afterwards, she said it sounded familiar and asked if this was Trump's new theme song. And I said, "So you see it too?" She answered, "Duh.". She didn't recognize the lyrics to George Michael's.
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It was a warm summer night in 1974 when my friend and I went to the drive-in to see a movie. We had already fired up a Doobie before the movie started. And then, up on the screen, the title appeared and it was called, Blazing Saddles. Since everyone's car windows were down, we.
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