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Comedian & writer. Check the link for upcoming gigs

Dublin City, Ireland
Joined April 2010
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woke nonsense.
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Notre Dame has redesigned their famous leprechaun mascot logo for a more football centered logo ☘️
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I do kinda love that the talent pool in Finna Fail is so shallow that they have to keep dredging up Bertie. It means I get to repost an old favorite joke of mine.
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Poll: Do you think Bertie Ahern is charismatic? .
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RT @iroasmas: (monkey interviewing for typewriter job) oh sure. lots of times. king lear. othello. macbeth.
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Happens to me every time I watch Miller's Crossing.
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Boots, 'with the fur'
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new cinephile technique "method watching" when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.
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Gonna need to call in a Foreign Crisp Expert on this one. @GerryMcBride , thoughts?
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Oasis reunion show: look man, people who wear bucket hats should get to be happy too.
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RT @Executivejeff1: used to be that you could call yourself a poet and just be hammered 24/7 and everyone was like, "yeah that's the poet,….
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RT @BCWallin:
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RT @Grey_Athena: I first saw this image in like 2012 but I feel obligated to share it with the younger generation
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Happy Boston Cop Slide Day to all who celebrate.
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On this day two years ago, a Boston police officer fell feet first out of the metal slide at the City Hall Plaza playground.
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RT @SandyofCthulhu: for anyone who's unaware, this is the most accurate description of what our media has become ever. Surf Dracula. Don't….
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RT @JoyceCarolOates: Only one person could have written “Hamlet” but any number of nuclear scientists would have developed the atomic bomb….
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Government overreach is interrupting my fashion lessons. They've gone too far this time!
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@dieworkwear
derek guy
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I spent 15 yrs on a menswear forum. The longest argument I had was over a tiny detail that can be seen in this photo. For 6 months, I argued with the same five guys non-stop every day. The argument got so heated the forum owner banned one guy for life. Here is the detail. 🧵.
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RTE with the promo push. I wish they'd be a little less effusive in their praise, it's unbecoming.
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RT @NILES100: #1 tip on how to make it in stand up comedy:. get famous doing something else.
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RT @poisonjr: [feudal lord voice] Let me guess, you blame feudalism.
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RT @HoHighlights: Ja Morant is in China throwing down this dunk 🤩😲
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RT @d_boeckner: Hello I am a North American journalist and op Ed writer. For the last 18 months my dang computer has been auto correcting a….
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