Bloody pleasure interviewing @Harry_Styles & #FionnWhitehead last week! #Dunkirk

Midwife starting salary UK. Degree qualified, registered with NMC. Band 5 - 1st paypoint £25,655 p.a. Monthly Gross pay £2,137.92. Monthly Net Pay after all deductions £1,620.89. Shocking #investinmidwives

Thanks for the opportunity to write about what happened @AimeePaige @ipaperviews. We need to support our midwives and mothers better @midwivesmarch

You know you’re a legend when you’re an answer smash on quiz shows @josierones

Are HGV drivers delivering #MAFSUK to e4 tonight? #broken

Building safety crisis campaigners protest in Parliament, urging the Government to make homes safe. More than 4 years after the Grenfell fire, a million people are still at risk, and face financial ruin struggling to pay their spiralling building costs. @RagsMartel reports

Why does @Twitter send me an email update from Laurence Fox, who I have muted, don’t follow and have no interest in ever following, every single day? Please stop.

They don’t need no new addictions. Hey, Paddy! Leave them kids alone! @joelycett #paddypowerleavethekidsalone

Cummings: yeah at one stage we considered telling people they're going for treatment and just shooting them in the back of the head, and booting them into a mass grave in Hyde Park. CON: 58 (+2) LAB: 22 (-3)

Does anyone know what to do with compostable coffee cups? Can you put them in the recycling? Just got one and wondering how it works...

Noreen Ice Cream 🍨

I'm so angry. So fucking angry.

the English, Welsh and Scottish governments individually trying to stop the spread of Coronavirus #DragRaceUk

Anyone ever experienced a customer experience as dishonest as @fielddaylondon sneakily changing the dates of their festival after everyone’s just bought a ticket... hoping to keep the £10 “admin fee” for refunds are we lads? 🐍 #fieldday

Happy Birthday to me.

smug snow day

Matt Hancock - I'm really glad that we can send out free school meals when schools are out. Piers Morgan - If you're that glad... why did you vote against giving free school meals? #GMB

your aunt is back at the #clapforheroes

Absolutely losing it over the fact folks think this asshole’s name is “Via Getty”