Akas
@Jerry_akas
Followers
594
Following
859
Media
217
Statuses
8,340
Are you sure you’re a lawyer ?
Nigeria
Joined October 2011
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
@Ugegbe_1
Well, they largely fall within the prohibited degrees of consanguinity and affinity. So under the Marriage Act, most unlikely.
Under customary law, most unlikely as it could be abominable.
Religiously, no church would be willing to wed them as it offends public morality.
32
61
839
@gentleagu
On God
FM will have you setting up formation for your title decider against Mam City on the morning of your final exams
15
65
409
@DeraQlassic
@PeterObi
I was standing when I saw this thread, I scrolled through, saw it’s length, then I sat down and opened bottled water. We die here.
2
6
235
@Devilsadvokatee
@Ugegbe_1
😂😂
In the case of Jonny Sins v Mia Khalifa (2017) in the 2nd Circuit of the Court of Appeal.
15
7
204
@Ugegbe_1
Medically, they can as their DNA sequences would be varied and different meaning their offspring would ordinarily not be subject to genetic malformations and disorders.
10
13
161
@TellYourSonThis
Most women don’t care about being great. They are more occupied with comfort and the trappings of luxury and glean greatness from men.
That’s why hypergamy is a basic tenet of female consciousness.
0
26
127
@Ere_Epelle
@toluolisa
@ani_nomso
@_konphie__
@PRINCE_VIIII
@chemicalbrodar
Please rejoice with me, Yesterday was my 45th birthday.
So my daughter, what next?
0
2
101
@FutbolJan10
Great thread. Though what Messi did to Jerome Boateng was one of the coldest moments in UCL history
2
4
100
@ogeobi_
This public apology is not required, especially when it insinuates sth you didn’t do. You own your life and whatever you do with it. If you like have 75 kids, whoever wants you wants you.
2
0
75
@Michael15530161
@Mbahdeyforyou
I bet you she calls her daddy and she’s crying like he beat the living daylight out of her. She might even self harm and say he did it.
3
1
67
@Deji_OoniAbj
You have a lot of issues against women you need to take care of . Do so or the hate will mess up your style. Seek help bro.
6
3
73
@MauriceDBahdGuy
@ice___Babby
Women wanting the pleasure without the responsibility. Weaponized plausible deniability that can be used for blackmail or character assassination.
I understand babygirl, but You must say yes. Or at least don’t say No.
7
4
59
@yourvillagegods
@iamleycorn
@MaziIbe_
@AkibaDuke
Strength wey e for use chop Cain, e carry am de shout
7
3
58
@I_SabiShoot
Whenever you are caught in a compromising position, play it cool, look them in the eyes and answer questions with questions.
9
4
56
@BecomeAManAgain
In the ‘Ghost of Girlfriend’s Past’, Micheal Douglas’ character, Dutch, says if you want to score a beautiful woman in the company of her friends, talk to the least beautiful one first. Is there any psychological advantage to this ?
6
2
53
@TheManUtdWay
That Vidic pull-in on 0:21. Like, either way boy, we stick together. Priceless.
0
1
48
@lanrrrre
@UtdFaithfuls
I first watched Timber, but when I saw Martinez, I knew he was the player Utd should be going for. Solid, efficient, consistent.
Great to see it in the bag.
0
1
37
@mcgeorge007
@Elkrosmediahub
Well it can be argued for and against. Body structure, complexion and mannerism looks like him.
Shirt color and the absence of a tie doesn’t look like him.
The court will weigh the balance.
Though it looks to weigh hoogely in his favor.
8
0
36
@Samuel_facto
@urchilla01
@Jack_ng01
@S_mattahorn
@OlisaOsega
@AfamDeluxo
@FS_Yusuf_
@Girl_isBlessed
@IkukuomaC
@MrMekzy_
@UgwunnaEjikem
@UcheOkoyep
No one cometh to the father except through me.
-Seyi Tinubu
5
4
36
@Gregzetta
@JackFawcett1704
Same united that signed an aged Sherringham, Larsson, Irwin, Vidic, Ed VDS, relatively unknown Ronaldo, Irwin and a certain JS Park.
Mid signings turn out to be gems if the system works.
2
0
35
@d_real_HB
Pls I need to go see my grandmother's antie's 2nd cousin's junior brother who senior my uncle. Let me walk you to the bustop.
2
0
27
@47faiths
@ObiWanToppin
@lilnasxmajor
It’s a movie about two straight guys who would have sex in VR with different male and female avatars and became confused about their sexuality. Black Mirror: striking vipers
0
0
33
@TDaPharaoh
@Listentotheroar
@Tejan9ine
@DonRubix
@tytybakes
@RaulThatGuy
@ChEefa74
@Brycephigh
@Restin_piece
@ChocJackalope
@EmberSleep
@jayantp_
@pu55yk4t
The penile penicillin
1
0
29
@Yemihazan
He leaves office by 1am, but no one said when he gets there.
Sleep deprivation is bad for health.
Lack of proper sleep = inefficiency.
2
1
31
@ogbeni_opa
All expense-paid eh ? Baba go, return use the foreign currency sort the Lecturers.
#ThisIsNigeria
. You write exam finish,to get work na problem.While you can make contacts and set yourself up for a better life
2
0
25
@JajaPhD
An uncle was buried yesterday. My mom who attended said the burial went ok just that the food didn’t go round.
I was like did they come to eat food ?
3
1
26
@bidemiistired
I used to sleep facing upwards until i woke up one morning and the first thing I saw was this alien trying to hug my face me.
I gave it a stern looked which caused it to do a double take, I slapped it off and it escaped whence it came.
I now sleep face downwards
7
2
21
@UnitedRedscom
Pogba who hadn’t played for months returned to put in a worldie. Rash who’d been out for half the time couldn’t, and it’s cos he wasn’t fit?
He missed cos of a poor first touch. Simple.
2
1
26
@UnitedStandMUFC
Timber might be quality, but his height deficiency will see him suffer in the PL against tall and strong strikers. His best role might be @ rb or libero in cdm. He seems tactically astute so he can adapt to diff requirements. But ill advised as a starting cb for a top 4 contender
20
0
26
@iamthe_eagle
The Story of Life.
There are people who work hard,but still don't make it.
The goal is to enjoy the work, not the reward.
Let success be the work.
2
10
22
@UtdGarnaxcho
@yoofnited
Bellingham is 19 with over 100 senior games already, multiple UCL appearances, a World Cup semi finalist, key player in a top bundesliga side and currently at Real Madrid for 100m.
Mainoo is 18 and has made less than 5 senior appearances for Utd.
Stop playing
2
0
23
@IK_VENDOR
@Raouc1
@cchukudebelu
From okigwe road,u bust out no 1. Then fire down to azikiwe by east. Si there tinyezie-ishi ngwa road.
4
0
21
@FreeAgentCF2
You’ll have to go arrest him for posting his feats on his social media. If you’re pissed, just unfollow him. If you aren’t going to,please stay silent and let us enjoy him while it lasts
1
0
19
@AbidinYedek
@ManUtd
By that analogy, Man Utd have won the premier league 20 times. Ronaldo has won it 3x.
0
0
19
@Tssugar
@PhysioNiyi
1.Stop using big words when you can use simpler ones.
2. Not all our phones have dictionary
0
2
17
@guideforlovers
This happened.
That evening, we were eating at this rooftop restaurant, we had just ordered the steak and were having drinks. My phone rang,I didn’t take the call,she asks who it is, I say a friend, she asks to see. I gave her a smouldering stare, she froze, then turned to salt.
1
0
18
@TellYourSonThis
This is deep
So a man who is unwilling to be brutally honest cannot be trusted ?
3
0
14
@AkpanaAnne
@Frankdiplomat
@TheGeniee_
Dedication. Understand that the big women observed were not complaining.
However, a stranger, totally unaware of their relationship dynamic gets pissed that they have a successful model.
1
2
15
@xszerr
@TheAfroArchive
@Marapolsa
That's about 10.2 shots per cop. That's wicked, blink tries to explain the psychological response of law enforcement officers to certain demographics in certain situations. But 4 cops repeatedly shooting at 1 person points to a stereotypical response
1
3
14
@MindOfHeadking
@itsSh0la
Was on a date once, she was over an hour late. I should’ve left. I stayed.
When she turned up, I made her pay for the drink I had while I waited. Went downhill from there.
0
0
14
@IamMufasa14
@TrollFootball
Going by the literal rule of interpretation, it only states boyfriend. Also the exclusio unis rule where the exclusive mention of something is the exclusion of others not mentioned means she can find her a girl friend. Lol
5
0
12
@falzthebahdguy
If you need legal support,i’d be glad to help. I’m familiar with one of them.
0
3
13
@Quavishaa
@OgbeniDipo
@Laditheboy1
You stance assumes that there actually has to be a "begging". Which isn't always so
1
2
15
@hartng
The gym is therapeutic.The joy of seeing your pain and hard-work pay-off,of seeing that protruded gut dry-up,the lightness,the joy of seeing clothes fit better,of feeling better,the admiration in your spouse's gaze as you look younger,the sex feels better.
Keep pushing.
1
3
14
0
1
14
@Joshua_Ubeku
From the video,Ronaldo “thinks” he ought to have more ballon d’ors than Messi.He repeats “ I think” severally for emphasis.
Pascal says Ronaldo’s “only ambition” is to win more than Messi.
Spot the difference in meaning.
1
1
13
@Rishquez_
It is inevitable that these comparisons will never end.
A blessing and a curse for both
A constant doubt on who is better.
Victims of their simultaneous presence in football history.
Let us all revel in the glory of their geniuses, for we are lucky to witness them at their primes
2
0
12
0
0
10
@DaWhyteWolf
@DeeBeeVilla
Women who want to be chased are the worst.
That’s another level of selfishness and entitlement.
Tell him you aren’t interested, don’t emotionally dead, and then blame him when he’s had enough.
Repent!!
0
0
11
@Shawavest
@Vreshnee
@allymalema
Life partner largely short changes women in the dynamic. He can stray and there’s nothing she can do about it.
2
0
13
@BlancoAbhi
With the number of players instructed to kick Messi whenever he’s in the final third, I don’t blame him if he plays angry.
#beastmode
0
0
12
@Jonez554
@2Wild2Crazy
Defending a scissors attack with a gun doesn’t sound like commensurate self defence to me
5
0
11
@RHAPSODI_AFFOS
My brother used to do this over 20 years ago. Yet we are still here.
Progress isn’t a Nigerian trait.
Vote good governance, vote for your future.
#PeterObi4President2023
0
1
10
@antonia_lilyr
Enjoying the meal nonetheless.
At 21 we’d rather give him a chance than throw him under the bus, a hill which you’re apparently ready to die defending as well.
0
0
12
@Oliveth_Esq
@MrMekzy_
Intimate moments in public place. Put your hand on your chest and say “God, never let intimate konji hold me in public places”
1
0
12
@Vinnie65037860
@guideforlovers
Shit test
Laugh it off and tell her I grow taller n the evenings
0
0
11
@OfureOgine
@Bisbelle_
Affirmations, meditation. They change you from within. God is for you if you believe, no matter what troubles you face, there’s always an upside, if you chose to see it.
1
0
11
@whojustintaylor
@Munachimsoooo
If all sins are equal before"God", then all sins have equal capacity to potentially make one vulnerable to demonic influence.
So what's the big deal ?
0
0
10
@TellYourSonThis
Most men don’t understand this. I’ve had exchanges with women that I felt were just banter but they didn’t.
0
1
10
@OAPAwesome
The ad coelum doctrine opines that owner of a land owns everything on it, up to heaven and down to hell.Under common law,the husband owns the property,but in equity and in the interest of justice, the wife is entitled to compensation.
3
0
10
Micheal Jackson honed his craft from a very young age.His mastery stemmed from his great talent and specific knowledge in music and entertainment and he is immortal for it.
Sometimes when you recognize something in a kid,it limits him to burden him with frivolous education
It’s always wild to me how Michael Jackson thought about an interview from 27 years ago and decided to sample himself on HIStory.
18
355
3K
0
3
9
@ClintonViceB
@youngjc_4j
Well, her lack of response during the whole knacking process gives her the chance to play the t-boss card. She could say miracle kemened the heck out of her while she was asleep
0
1
9
@guideforlovers
She’s 64 he’s 59
His older shot is better cos it’s on the red carpet and he’s cleaned up and mostly better lifestyle.
0
0
8
There is a common convention in legal circles, esp in litigation that there is no feminine gender in the bar.
Female judges/lawyers are referred to as Sirs/He, just like the males.
The subjugation of the feminine is a still a thing even in the presence of justice who is said
2
2
9
@obidiojochide
I don't think mind blowing sex is adequate compensation for the knowledge I can impart.
0
0
7
@YinusaSodeeqOl2
@akemma1
In 150 letters analyse and describe the practical difference between beating a married woman and beating a regular woman ?
30marks
1
1
10
@yabaleftonline
Hugely likely that the only reason for the change in shirt color is to resemble the gala brand colors. Otherwise, this would’ve been completely Sabinus.
2
1
9
@ChrisChinaks
@Da_moxy
There is the issue of tradition which varies. Ordinarily,if the adopted son was overtly treated as part of the family and enjoyed similar rights and privileges other sons enjoyed,and if the deceased had publicly referred to him as his son,then he is the first son for all purposes
3
0
8
@RxOres
@TellYourSonThis
I agree. Like men, women who actually do stuff for men are less quick to abandon ship
1
0
8
@Purpleandflawed
@stevekaylanre
@Kena_Ewuru
Because females taking care of men come with entitlement and opinions on how the man should behave.
1
0
6
@DavidChris101
@ESPNUK
Lol. Pep booted dinho and ibra when they didn’t fit. Eto’o had to work to show he fit and still left. Know your history.
0
0
8
@correctbet247
@yabaleftonline
Calm down, look before you leap.
Notice the tie is done in a manner hugely resembling Sabinus’ style, despite the diff color. The body structure and mannerism akin to him. The accompanying words are popular to him.
Sabinwa for the win.
0
0
7
@ChifeDr
Tis. Means "What your kinsmen didn't believe". Sort of exceeding people's expectations.
1
0
8