I believe I’ll end this year with a great job, something I’ll get to learn so much on, pay me crazy money and allow me the flexibility I need to live my best life. Amen.
I can’t forget the day my legs were vibrating on their own after fun times and then the idiot responsible looked at me, laughed and went ‘Pele oh small gen’.
You see why I hate men?
God math is me starting off the year unemployed but not lacking even for a single day and even going on holidays, only to end September with multiple job offers with figures that almost felt like a prank I nearly choked in the call.
One time for my Jesus please! 🥳
I need a new job that rewires my brain chemistry. So that I’m excited, challenged and fulfilled all in one and also paid crazy stupid money. Before the end of Q1, from my lips to God’s ears. 🙏🏾
The way older Nigerian women plan their whole day and even lives around what their fully grown adult male husbands will eat is just so maddening to me. Big, big women with very busy lives. Mad
Drove through Benin republic today and that small country has 24 hours light, very decent roads and was so clean you could eat on the floor and sleep outside.
Drove back into "mega-city" and all I can say is shame, shame to all involved in building this unliveable mess.
Imagine your husband or the father of your child asking stupid questions like how does the bottle steriliser work or how should I warm the milk? The two of you are new in the parenthood together, but apparently only you has the brain to do research and figure things out.
You really should not be letting men that are in love with you take your pictures. They lose all objectivity because they swear you’re gorgeous in every angle. 🤦🏾♀️
Bless their hearts though x
My mum has a degree in theatre arts meaning she truly has a flare for the dramatic. I remember when she found out I was pregnant and went ‘ohoooo that’s why you’ve been disrespecting me in this house, it’s because you’re enjoying what I’m enjoying’. Bruh. 😩
My new response for ‘oh so you’re a feminist?’ is ‘Oh so you’re not?’.
Changes the conversation instantly. Puts them on the defense. Tell me please how you’re a piggish misogynist. 🤷🏾♀️
Honestly as women, if we must marry, the only acceptable choice is an “I don’t play about her and neither will anyone else” type of man.
Please stop letting clowns play in your faces.
Listen, we’re not even done yet but after this a FULL prison audit of inmates too must be on our list of demands. Look at how these bastards were so ready to charge Ojah with murder when we had evidence contrary to that. Omo
I feel like there were at least ten steps of reprieve we could have taken before it got to this point. A simple conversation even but nooo they chose violence. Because here I am now up at 1:15 because this animal is bleating loudly, contemplating it’s impending death. Sigh
Are there people who work in corporate, 9-5, that really like their jobs? Like completely smitten and they wake up every morning pumped with energy and vim , ready to take on their day?
If that’s you, please what’s your role and what do you do?
Did the damn thing today and got my Master’s degree in Public Health science with Health Economics while looking like a snack dammit!
I really am that Bitch! 🥰💃🏾🧞♀️
I do this thing when I’m eating food I really enjoy, I start dancing or bouncing up and down subconsciously. Then I catch myself and just begin to laugh.
I don’t understand how you can leave your nutrition as an adult, a very essential part of life if not the most, fully in the hands of somebody else to the point where you’d be starving but mummy is not home so nothing. Lmfao Sad truly.
Super super grateful to God for my life, for hope and dreams and most especially for family. I’m nothing without the ones who have stood by me regardless. Happy Birthday to me! My heart is full ❤️💜
#Twentyfineeee
I think my favorite memory of my dad was him being the one to massage my feet and back when I was pregnant. My mum would be so annoyed claiming she didn’t get all that spoiling (she did 😂). He also insisted I slept in their bed just so I could always be watched over. ❤️🥰
One would argue at least he greeted. Also he doesn’t seem too thrilled about my comment. Anyway 8 year old boy for sale, fairly used. I’m tired please because what kind of dragging early in the morning? He must have woken up PRESSED. Even my mother doesn’t give me this crap. 😒😂