My ability to flirt online: 8/10
My ability to flirt in person: 3/10
My ability to flirt online with anyone who shows interest in me: 1/10
My ability to flirt in person with someone who's interested in me: N/A
I've been spam posting all day fuck it here's a post gym pic, actually somewhat proud of my progress this year, I will almost certainly delete in 4 hours once my self loathing kicks in
I just realized it's almost the full moon, so I've gotta now mentally prepare myself to see the most unhinged h-word tweets on the tl
(You know who you are)
Very rare Jeremy theatre kid take - it's a musical, so I'll take a trained vocalist/musician and a Tony winner over two teenagers who can *kinda* hit the notes
@dose_of_Close
@HeheWaitWhut
Here's the problem with your take - immigration isn't creating the housing problem, rental/second homes are. The "money" we send to Ukraine is in ancient supplies from old wars we don't use anymore. Your takes are dog whistling racism and you're doing a bad job of covering it.
I just realized it's almost the full moon, so I've gotta now mentally prepare myself to see the most unhinged h-word tweets on the tl
(You know who you are)
Tried a new preworkout on an empty stomach and learned 3 things:
1. Don't do that
2. I can see sounds
3. I'm fairly certain I could take god in a fight
This is what the laundry room in my apt building looks like. Fun fact, I live in the apartment above it so I HEAR THE WATER HITTING THE CEILING. PREMIUM APARTMENTS THEY CLAIM.
My sister and I flew to FL to surprise our mom for mother's day, and when she saw me she nearly hyperventilated, so I think you could say it was a success
I've been to the mirage. A lot.
It's a cool space. I'll give it that.
But the ownership blows.
And the security is hostile.
And they oversell shows so consistently the fire Marshall has been called.
Best venue in NA is a stretch.
@MinusPeach
Good morning from Occidental! 🌞 It’s so crazy that anyone would think it isn’t safe to wander around Seattle. This is great for Umbria, great for the park, great for the neighborhood.
I've been spam posting all day fuck it here's a post gym pic, actually somewhat proud of my progress this year, I will almost certainly delete in 4 hours once my self loathing kicks in
I'm at a st patricks day thing with my family and these ipas are tasting like either arguing with my family about politics or sending risky texts, let's find out which
Today is my company's annual "dip day" which means I have been eating cheese since 8am with no plans on stopping.
We all feel like we're gonna die but it's worth.
And THIS is why when garbage reactionary conservative outlets try to talk to random students who are parts of these movements, they respond with "please speak with our media liaison"
Glow Recap
Day 1: damp (as is tradition), banger sets all the way down
Day 2: hot, good vibes
Overall: my feet hurt, and people REALLY like mini disco balls
10/10 see you next year
People will see artwork created by some of the most important artists of the 20th century who helped pioneer abstract work and their only thought is "I could do that".