Avicii's death ruled a suicide.
Just a reminder that no matter how much money, fame, fortune, or happiness someone brings to others, it doesn't mean they themselves are happy. Rest easy.
If violent video games cause people to be more likely to cause mass-murder, then explain to me how after years of playing dating games, I'm still single.
Im so thankful to have shared 10 full years of my life with you. You were the perfect boy for me, and I grew into the adult I am with you. Longest I’ve gone without seeing you is 8 days. Gonna be a bit longer this time but I’m sure I’ll see you around. Rest easy, Grizz.
Announcing that I'm still disgustingly single. It's been years since I've held someones hand and I'm desperate for love and affection. My mom called me, sobbing, at 3 am last night asking about grandkids. Someone has to put a stop to this and clearly it's not going to be me
Among Us has facilitated the most cross-over content in gaming history. Nobody cares who you are or what game you mainly play, it all comes down to "are you sus or nah" and its wonderful.
Hey guess what? Re-signed exclusively with Twitch today and my buy offer got accepted. I might be moving apartments, but my content is staying home.
SMILE
Good morning, marijuana should be legal at the federal level and non-violent convictions should be wiped clean. The fact that I can go into a dispensary that is set up nicer than a Supreme store while people 3 states over get charged for crumbs is absurd.
Proud to announce
@NIGHTMODE
Records, something I've been working on for over a year now. Music is a huge passion of mine and I couldn't be more excited to share this! Here's a little teaser of 6 songs we'll be releasing, first single out November 29th. See any hints?
I think a major reason people are on the Apex hype train is because, like myself, they couldn't get into the building meta-game of Fortnite. Apex has familiar FPS mechanics and I feel at home playing it.
Today marks the 10 year anniversary of my YouTube channel. Everything that comes after is because a few strangers on CoD thought I was funny and told me to record a rant.
Too much to say in 140 characters, but sincerely thank you for watching my content, I'm forever grateful.
It's been like 15 years and I've accepted that I will never get over that one time in 6th grade when Hannah told me during PE class that I was annoying literally seconds before I was going to ask her to go to the winter dance with me
Cops got here, ran the VIN and guess what? THE CAR WAS STOLEN AND CURRENTLY USING STOLEN PLATES. They're seizing it right now and getting a warrant for his arrest. My justice boner is SO HARD I can't fucking believe it.
I must come clean. I'm sorry I lied and misled you all through the years, especially to those who might be shocked by this news. I am, in fact, a cake.
Disgustingly sad day for every human who actually believes in women’s rights, and naturally human rights. Women should have complete and unilateral control over what happens to their bodies, end of discussion.
This is not pro life. This is not saving kids. This is horse shit.
I can't believe Twitch would allow streamers to put content behind a subscription paywall. It's absolutely bullshit and I'm glad people are upset.
Anyways, don't forget to subscribe to my Patreon for exclusive content that you can only get behind a paywall.
Nobody asked, but I think having a base salary to rely on when creating content is an insane luxury. Gamer shore house had 6 roommates and no furniture for 4 years. It was grimy and dollar menu was the way. I'm just glad theres even opportunities like the 100T in the first place.
4/20 blaze it, also decriminalize weed and wipe non-violent drug charges from criminal records. I can use an app to get an ounce of weed delivered to my home, pay with credit card, then fly through LAX with it without issues. Nobody should be punished for this shit lmao
Yes, the rumors are true: it is my 29th birthday. Nothing else matters, nobody else matters, please don’t even perceive the existence of other people until you’ve wished me a happy birthday. Thanks in advance!
I saw the absolute hottest person I’ve ever seen this morning. It was almost fucked up how attractive she was, like my day is ruined now cause all I’m gonna think about is her
The year is 2030. An elderly Vonderhaar rides a motorized scooter on to the stage. Excitedly, and with the help of his live-in nurse, he pulls back a cover to reveal Black Ops 8
what in the the fuck do they put in zzzquil? I unlocked my 8th eye during that 4 hour nap. This shit cost $8.99 and I'm drooling on the floor, dreaming about conquering Italy with the Carthage empire
I don't want a girlfriend, just someone who will sit silently on the couch next to me while I answer my emails. Maybe make eye contact once an hour if I'm feeling crazy.
TwitchCon pro tip: if you’re at a party and you see your favorite streamer there, it’s an ideal time to tell them about you or your business. Best practices for this are to corner them right when they leave the bathroom, or jump into the middle of a conversation they’re having
I made people mad by saying you are dumb if you don’t cover your nose with your face mask. My twitter mentions are a cess pool. How is that a controversial statement.
I got jury summons in the mail last week and asked for an exemption. They denied it and rescheduled me for March 16th. My birthday. Hahahahaha hahaha kill me.
Tomorrowland day 1 was stupid fun, but listen when I tell you that Prydz holo live was the single best show I have ever seen. No video will do it justice.
Kid in line for groceries asks his mom "when can I grow up" and she says "when you pay taxes."
Lil dude goes "I can't wait to pay taxes" and I don't think I've ever seen a line of people laugh so hard.
#NetNeutralty
lives or dies today. Our future is being voted on by tech illiterate grandparents who type with their pointer fingers and install toolbars on Internet Explorer.
Hey guys. Have a SINGLE Batchelor who is looking for a wife! You have to have the following to apply:
- feet
- 401k
- anchovies
- likes anime
- 6 foot 8
- no family members
Thank you! Apply now below