Handing my vape to the homie before they even ask

“The last fight ended too fast” - someone that’s never beat all the side quests before going to the last level.

If you’re using grok to undress women you deserve to be killed with a gun.

I think we should say what we mean and mean what we say this year

Using Grok to undress women is absolutely disgusting. Any man who does that deserves a firing squad death.

Have the best experience on X.

hey so it actually only has to make sense to me for me to do it and i don’t feel like explaining it to anyone else

Pinning tren and training legs to start the new year. The way our lord (Ronnie Coleman) intended

If The Goonies was released today you’d have people here calling Spielberg and Donner cowards for not drowning a couple of them in the pirate ship cave at the end. #StrangersThings5

Someone give the Duffer Brothers their flowers. Wow

Oh I am fucking sobbing.

Dude stranger things just took a WILD turn

First lift of 2025 vs last lift of 2025. Took off 70lbs this year and the fun’s just starting 😌

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them inside (of you)

My New Year’s resolution is to stick to my diet very strictly but also eat out a lot more

Absolutely. I’m fire

Tubi TV can not be a real place I’m watching The Grinch That Stole Bitches rn.

Bout to give this mouse a cookie and see what happens

it feels good to be coming up with goals that feel borderline delusional again

hey (with the intentions of dancing drunk in our kitchen with you one day)

I wonder what the ‘let go let god’ girl is up to these days

Fuck Trump Fuck ICE Fuck the Alt Right Fuck this entire administration And fuck you if you’re with them