Jeffrey MacGinnis
@Jeff_MacG
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That One Guy Who is Always Right
Anytown, USA
Joined February 2025
It seems I completely misunderstood how ski jumping works.
From @TheAthletic: Reports have surfaced before the Winter Olympics that allege ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther. The World Anti-Doping Agency has vowed to investigate.
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@Jenna_DC WaPo started bleeding subscribers the moment it ditched journalism for activism in 2016. When Bezos tried to right the ship by dialing back the bias, the writers threw a tantrum and literally told readers to cancel. And thousands happily did. I watched the screenshots roll in.
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“Billionaires shouldn’t exist,” and also “Billionaires should save our beloved newspaper”
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@SirajAHashmi you know you want one.
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"I was hired by WaPo 4 years ago to write stories on the subtle racism of farting in POC/Indigenous spaces, and now I'm out of a job because the billionaire owner didn't want to support journalism by continuing to absorb a $100M annual loss."
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I just gotta say it's truly amazing how journalists can grovel for their jobs while effortlessly maintaining their condescension
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Laid off employees from the WaPo have already set up a group gofundme. Just what I want to do, help people who have lied and gaslit the public for years.
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If there ever was a time that there weren't any journalists left, I would start a newspaper and hire some, just so that more journalists would lose their jobs when I shut it down.
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“YOU CANT ARREST ME IM A LEGAL OBSERVER” doesn’t give you special privileges. It just makes your arrest more hilarious.
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Sorry haters, I won my lawsuit 😎 Big thanks to my attorney @marcorandazza
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Lyndon Perry, also known as I,HYPOCRITE, was sued for copyright infringement by MCM Group 22. The lawsuit was over a tweet that Perry posted that included a still frame image from a movie created by...
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Oh noes! Phaggity Faggatron blew out his prolapsed rectum and then blocked me! However shall I go on?
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Jake Paul just challenged it to a boxing match.
A living piece of history is swimming beneath the Arctic ice. This Greenland shark has been alive since 1627. It was born before Isaac Newton🦈 https://t.co/0QdpYRfpzw
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If you say that Islam or Muslims are “a race” then you are an objectively stupid person and I’m under no obligation to listen to anything further you have to say.
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"Do you remember when you joined X? I do! ", X wanted me to post. #MyXAnniversary #BFD #WhyisXgivingmeaHashtagtopostIthoughtthosewereonlyforRetards Why can't I add a "Wank" gif to this, Elon? NOBODY CARES.
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@Jeff_MacG @StardustVibes_ Oh nooooo... you're stuck in the past... Molly has totally changed and is embracing the future... also... Molly posted this 55 minutes ago. https://t.co/dfKvBEzibL
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