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Just sitting here having a nice breakfast with my loving parents…..
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Same crime. One got prison time and the other got a visit from the Vice President
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My aunts who voted for Biden are shocked and appalled by what he’s doing.
I can’t stop laughing.
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Millionaires being paid to make fun of people that want to feed their families is peak 2020
Pete Davidson rips Staten Island's anti-COVID-19 lockdown 'babies' on 'SNL'
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“How could she knowingly commit perjury on the stand? People just don’t do that”
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Please say a prayer for my wife. I just took her to the emergency room because she feels like she might be having heart problems.
heart conditions run rampant in her family at a young age. I hope it’s nothing but I could sure use your prayers. Thank you.
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Refine this video into liquid, put it in a syringe and shoot it straight to my veins
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If Bruce Springsteen drops Spotify I’ll seriously consider upping my subscription to a paid level for the first time
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Holy cow this is the best thing ever created. Guy calls the cops on ATF agent demanding to see a newly purchased firearm.
Watch till the end. This is how it’s done.
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My niece just informed us via text that she’s “cutting the family off” because we’re Trump voters.
I personally couldn’t care less, but my mom isn’t in the greatest health and just wants to see her grandchildren for Christmas.
Some Libs are garbage people.
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Thank God Trump isn’t President. I was so sick and tired of affordable gas and food. And no wars for 4 years was just too much to handle.
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Reminder: Biden’s DOJ just sentenced an elderly woman to decades in prison for protesting in front of an abortion clinic. They claimed she blocked access by protesting.
Nothing will happen to anyone in this video. Nothing. Remember this.
Today over 200 of us shut down I-5 north for a ceasefire and a free Palestine! We were supported by hundreds more on the overpass bridges. Our numbers were so vast that no one was arrested. We keep each other safe!
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Roseanne Barr: Fired by ABC over a joke tweet
Gina Carano: Fired by Disney, who owns ABC over a Holocaust Instagram post
Whoopi Goldberg: Dismisses the Holocaust and says extremely racist/anti-Semitic statements on live tv at ABC — crickets
Hmmm This isn’t weird in the least
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Destroying a monument dedicated to the reconciliation of the United States is so on brand for this administration that it’s laughable
The Biden administration is removing the Reconciliation Monument in Arlington.
The monument was built 109 years ago to honor post-Civil War reconciliation and national unity.
History is being rewritten before our eyes.
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This piece of human filth killed this beautiful little girl and she got less coverage than a girl that tried to stab someone.
Can someone tell
@KingJames
that her name is Jaslyn Adams. He hasn’t used some of that outrage for her yet so I figure he must not know her name.
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Hamas rapes, kidnaps and murders multiple innocent men women and children on live tv.
White Liberal American women a couple months later:
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Disney: Okay guys, we get it. People are speaking with their wallets. We’re losing Disney+ subs by the millions. We’re losing millions at the box office. Our stocks are tanking and investors are pulling out. We’re done with woke. It’s now entertainment instead of a message
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Remember when the glowing white pro Hamas girls were berating and throwing their drinks all over the black cop just because he was standing there? Yeah, not one name has been released. Weird, huh?
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Great Britain in the menchies today: “Why can’t you guys make trains work in the US? We’ve been doing fine for years innit bruv.”
Trains work out fine for country smaller than Texas. Color me shocked.
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I would like to ask for prayers for my wife.
She’s having some important tests run tomorrow that stem from where I had to take her to the hospital. We still don’t know what’s going on, and we’re both more than a little worried.
I can’t divulge any info right now. Thank you.
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NBC edited “she’s trying to stab us” out of the 911 call, didn’t show the part of the video with the attacker holding the knife and the NYT edited out part of a tweet that mentioned a knife.
Now, ask yourself why.
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Okay, I’ve heard “Tom Cruise is an old man” and “Justin Bieber would beat Tom”
Here’s the facts:
Tom is crazy. If he accepted the fight he would train like a psychopathic lunatic. He would be like a robot.
Justin sings.
Tom would annihilate Justin and it’s not even close.
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Still amazes me that this Nirvana album cover was able to predict exactly what this kid would be doing in 30 years
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Still haven’t been able to sleep since Mary Trump pulled her podcast off of Spotify.
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I’ve watched this like 10 times. I can’t stop. Send help please. May already be ded
My ghost just tweeted this
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Still amazed that Hawaii officials themselves admitted that they withheld water and audible warnings in the name of equity but the media is loudly and joyously blaming climate change for the deaths.
We have no hope when nobody is ever held accountable and we blame make-believe
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Everyone needs to calm down. I’ve been reliably informed for a year straight that property damage is not violence.
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Hands down still the best take of this entire Covid kerfuffle and it’s not even close.
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You can throw off on Trump all you want, it’s your 1st amendment right. But, when I hear people complain that he called MS-13 animals, it makes my blood boil.
I’m going to tell a story on here that I never wanted to discuss. I ‘try’ to be funny when I tweet, not this time. /1
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@TwitterSupport
@birdwatch
I’m just happy knowing nobody will ever abuse this useless new function nobody asked for
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How old were you when you realized that 'Arby's' is just pronounced as RBs,
which is short for roast beef?
I was today years old.
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Pro Hamas rioters blocking highways, businesses and destroying campuses across the US and this is the greatest villain the left could find. This one pic is driving them insane. Honestly can’t stop laughing.
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Oh man, I’m so sorry this happened to you.
Are you okay? Can I call someone for you?
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Welp, my son-in-law just lost his job.
Thank you Pelosi and Schumer for wasting time on solar power today.
You old useless fools.
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It will never not be funny that she bought a literal cape, hired a professional photographer and rented a fog machine so Biden would pick her as VP.
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I was so excited that I drove straight to my daughters house.
I told her not to worry about her husband losing his job or possibly losing her house, because the Kennedy Center just received $25 million.
She was literally shaking trying to contain her joy.
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@AOC
Maybe we can make them wear some sort of identification. Maybe a yellow star or something. Just spit-balling
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They even got the President to quote this completely fabricated story as fact. Nobody even lost a job over this.
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Every left winger is posting a nine second edit of this simply to take the bloodbath comment out of context.
And they know they’re lying.
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Kinda fun watching every blue city slowly turning into third world countries because they curbed their police force to kowtow to the BLM riots.
You deserve exactly what you vote for.
Austin ‘at the brink of disaster’ as police staffing shortages set city back over 15 years: ‘Policies epically failed’
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Me in quarantine vs the story imma tell my grandkids.
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Under Biden many of the the largest cities have stopped reporting crime statistics to the FBI.
Crime hasn’t decreased, they just stopped reporting it.
Under President Biden, we’ve seen a major drop in crime, including one of the largest yearly DECLINES in homicides ever.
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First article written 3 days ago. Second article, 11 hours ago.
Questions need to be answered
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22 years old. No time to call police. Acted in 15 seconds. 40 yards (close to half a football field) WITH A PISTOL. 10 shots fired under the most stressful situation ever faced. 8 shots connected. Mass murderer dies where he stands.
Absolute HERO
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@nypost
I’ll never understand why people think their pit bull is the special one that will change minds
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LOL,
@ComfortablySmug
and around 10 others tweeted
#BidenRiots
and now Libs are losing their minds and posting it out of anger because they think it shouldn’t be trending.......thereby causing it to trend.
I can’t stop laughing.
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Journo: Mr. President, what about ISIS and the threat that Americans are facing now?
He didn’t think it worthy of an answer and walked away.
He. Walked. Away.
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Just got home, guys.
Still can’t breathe well and I’m still on oxygen, BUT I JUST GOT HOME.
Still blows my mind that I’m a healthy man in my 40’s and Covid pneumonia just about got me.
I won’t be posting much tonight. I just wanted to thank everyone again for the prayers.
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Breaking, the left discovers summer. Again.
This map highlights all the states in the lower 48 that are forecast to reach over 90 degrees (🔴) at some point in the next 10 days 🥵
It's every state, but one.
Vermont...
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This is the new normal for Dems. Get used to it.
They used to feign shock and fire a low level employee or give a journalist a 6 month paid vacation.
Now they just pretend it never happened and nobody says a word. People won’t put up with this nonsense forever.
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My body, my choice/You should be forced to take the vaccine
Photo ID’s are racist/You should be forced to carry a vaccine ID
Healthcare is a right/The unvaccinated shouldn’t be allowed a hospital bed
The vaccine works/The unvaccinated are a danger to the vaccinated
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@libsoftiktok
Anyone who tries to restrict your freedoms to make others feel safe is your enemy.
Thank you for attending my Ted talk
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Say what you want. Hate Trump if you want. This reporter deserved every single word of this berating.
The media has done nothing but drive a wedge between voters and stir up hatred.
Honest to god, the media has done more damage than coronavirus.
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Ask the FBI about Jan 6 and they can name every man, woman and child that crossed the capitol barrier AND tell you a thorough history about each one.
Ask em about one mass murderer in Las Vegas and they just stand there mouth agape with zero information.
This is fine.
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@danprimack
I honestly don’t know which is more hilarious, walking around getting mad at people celebrating Thanksgiving, or tweeting about the perceived heroism of doing so
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My wife has a friend whose autistic child is going in for surgery to remove a brain tumor in the morning.
Any prayers would be wonderful. Thank you, friends.
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@nypost
Girls say it’s unfair to compete against a boy so they disqualify the girls.
Realize where we are
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@AOC
Pops in for her first tweet on the subject just to blame Jews. Pretty astounding stuff
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Meet my first grandchild, Ruby Belle. Named after both great grandmothers.
She’s only cute because she takes after me.
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People protesting in crowds out of fears they might have to vote in person.
The irony just made my head implode.
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Love him or hate him but Trump would be taking questions every day. He’d also threaten Afghanistan with nukes if a single American was harmed. The media would call him Hitler while the Taliban was quickly loading every American onto exiting planes.
He wouldn’t have left them
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The FBI would be kicking in doors right now if this was red hats trying to terrorize Muslims on their religious holiday. I doubt a single arrest sticks if one even happens.
Happening now in NYC! NYC thrown into chaos on Christmas as pro-Palestine protesters clash with police. Reports of multiple police officers injured and protesters shouting “Allahu Akbar”
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I’m old enough to remember when ABC fired Rosanne Barr over a joke tweet.
Can’t wait to see how fast ABC does absolutely nothing to Whoopi Goldberg for saying MUCH worse on live tv.
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The taser at the end with the ATF agent yelling “my wife is pregnant, I have a medical condition” is worth the price of admission. Trust me.
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Wow, who saw this coming except for literally everyone?
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