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Tell your cat you love them at least 50 times in a day. Or Everytime you see them whichever is greater.
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This genocide is co-sponsored by US, UK, EU, and most of the west.
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I have never paid tax as a Christian. IT portal asks me my religion and as soon as I type Christian and pop up message comes up saying - a Hindu pays taxes for you, you can chill.
Tax the hindus to fund the welfare of muzlims and chriztians.
ISS - Indian Secular Socialism.
@ARanganathan72
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Thank God South Bombay people are happy. I was so worried.
Whoever prepared this World Happiness Index report that ranks India 126 out of 137 needs to get their heads checked. War torn Ukraine, a bankrupt Pakistan, a struggling Lanka above India? Pl come and meet our Fit and Fine group on Marine Drive: all rather happy!!
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Why does it offend so many people that actors smoke up... like how does it affect your life?
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You can praise a woman without demeaning other women.
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Have you noticed, that most fan boys of 70 hour work week are employers
After all these years, still working 70 hour weeks 😉
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When did you change your name to Karnataka
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Ram Setu spent around 60Cr on 4 actors in a film of 100Cr budget. In the end other actors had to beg the production to release their 25K.
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Id say go touch some grass but it’s green so you might self combust if you do that
Diwali is an Indian festival and everyone wearing red blue but only one player is wearing 'green' . Any specific reason ???
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So you can march with saffron flags but we have to hold India flags! You can declare to be a “proud Hindu” but I have to be an Indian first?
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People with iPhones and bikes also take care of parents, Sushrut
I'm a 23yo with ₹1.5 lakh+ monthly income. Yet:
- I don't own any 'Apple'
- I don't live on my own
- I don't have a bike/car
Why?
Responsibilities of an Indian son who:
- Retired his parents
- Pays all the bills
- Plans for his family's future
I want to glamourize this.
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In today’s episode of - Do not visit/ consult this doctor 🤷🏻♀️
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SRK- Wankede texts are very disturbing. I don’t know what’s the point of a justice system that runs on public money if the public has to go and beg the police to do what’s right. Secondly Wankede will go to hell for what he did to Rhea.
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Stop saying my parents won’t agree after dating anyone for sometime. If your parents don’t agree, then don’t date. You can’t have it both ways
Whats your opinion about Adulthood that will have you like this?
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How none of these lists have like laundry, cook, make breakfast, etc.
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Chetan Bhagat had absolutely no business naming her at any event. I love the way she struck back. He totally deserves it
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I want to feel bad but tum Marathi gujarti sab log milke jo bachelors and pets and Muslims ko discriminate karte ho saal bhar. Uska kya
Video 1/2 | Mulund resident Trupti Deorukhkar expressed her anguish over a society refusing to give her a flat because she's "Marathi".
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It’s refreshing to see him carry his own luggage. Even the chintuest of Indian celebs travel empty handed like they are going to a mall.
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Muslims offered Namaz in a church. Hindus are offended. Classic case of begaani shaadi and all that.
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Deepika, it’s called Cannes Film Festival only if it happens in the Cannes city of France, otherwise it will just be a Sparkling Film Festival 🤷🏻♀️
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If Times Now had cut down that debate, none of this would have happened. So why isn’t Times Now in trouble with the law for incitement.
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Listen girls, if you have taken nude pictures and god forbid they leak, don’t blame yourself, it’s not your fault, find the person who leaked it and make sure they think 10 times before even opening a photo again. You are much more than your physical body.
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85% of the men masturbate, rest 15% lie about it, men masturbate on streets in the open, but one women even portrays it on screen, all hell breaks lose ehhhh!
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Okay so there was a father elephant that the cops took in. The son elephant followed to figure out. They were both killed.
Just making it easy for celebrities to empathize
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Just speak bad Hindi. Mess up the grammar. Pronounce words wrong. Have fun. Serves them right for trying to impose it.
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Some Navi MumbAi society has fined a lady 7L for feeding strays. Housing committees are alternate Governments. I don’t know why are they given so much power
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It’s amazing how
@instagram
doesn’t find anything offensive. Because how else will they run if not on hate.
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What are we celebrating? The lack of data?
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Why is the burden of non- violence vested upon the oppressed?
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What Brandon did in 280 characters, HoB couldn’t do in 300 words. That’s everything you need to know “storytelling”
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You know how as a woman traveling alone sometimes at odd hours, your mind classifies men as safe/ unsafe/ stay away/ etc.
For me,
4 men : unsafe ❌
4 men playing ludo with each other: safe ✅
🤷🏻♀️
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Look at the cops, it’s like they are organisers of this event. They are taking photos for their quarterly magazine, for events conducted.
After MANIPUR now it's KANPUR. Church Vandalised by Saffron Teππorists.
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Imagine dedicating your whole life for education, building a good career
And then getting judged on your salary by a 29 y/o BCom aunty who’s not even working as of now
What is this bs system!?
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Why are Indian Tv journos in Israel but not Manipur?
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You know who kept family secrets and didn’t criticize them outside ?? The Burari family. You saw how that turned out.
So if your family is making you do shit, go outside and seek all the help you can get 🤷🏻♀️
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This is what scares me about the riots, it’s the people you think are close to you will perpetuate harm. They know where you live, they know your house. State blames it on unknown persons and outsiders. But it’s always the men you know that can harm you the most
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I’d say WFH, staggered work timings, hybrid work culture, all of which was proven to work for 2.5 years when people thought they were gonna die. (Stampede can also kill btw). There is absolutely no purpose to bring everyone everywhere to the office all at once. But what do I know
Today 3/10/23 at 9.45 am. See the rush to enter Ghatkopar Metro. This is every day story . Tremendous pressure on the transportation infrastructure of Mumbai. Local trains are crowded, metro’s are packed, traffic jam everywhere.
@RoadsOfMumbai
@mumbaimatterz
@Central_Railway
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Actually these students should be allowed to wear that headdress in fact it should be made compulsory and everyday they should have to wear it. If I was a principal, I’d not allow them in class if they didn’t wear it.
Bhargavi from MGM College in Udupi says that friendships have been broken over the hijab row in the college. Reporters ask about whether they can bury the differences with their classmates. She says that stand-off will go on till classmates stop wearing hijab to college.
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Who Tf wants a 10 min delivery of anything except medicine and ambulance!!!
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Virat Kohli man, you may hate him for a lot of things. But his foundation for stray animals and trauma centre is damn good. His foundation has started a trauma centre in Malad. They are overcrowded with animals, they still came and administrated medication.
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I don’t want my children to learn Sanskrit. I’d rather have them learn Konkani. What will they do with Sanskrit? Time travel into past and apply for jobs there?
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This adds to that other moron’s point. Men want to live in families because otherwise unka kaam kaun karega?
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Oh sorry i decided to feed my family instead of getting adobe Pro.
Most Indians don't mind spending thousands of rupees on a single restaurant trip.
...but a $20/m software is too expensive for them which can give them over 100x in potential returns.
The problem is the mindset.
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Most of us are non-violent, only because we are outsourcing our violence.
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When you say Muslim men seduce Hindu girls, do you realise the amount of self goals you make?
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Aarogya Setu was useless but y’all hyped it like it was killing corona virus with Bluetooth.
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Why do Indian families depend on LPG when they can gaslight like a professional.
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I am going to start a country. It‘s called Procrastination! It’s national anthem, flag and all else will be decided later or tomorrow.
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How is it that if you wear religious markers, it’s a thing of pride, but we wear religious markers, it’s oppression.
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You are all acting like he’s some poor vulnerable man whose house might be bulldozed anytime. He dines with them. He clicks selfies with them even before they got his son. You like him, super! Don’t act like he’s here fighting for survival
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Oh there’s no dishes, no laundry, no cooking, no cleaning.
@kunalb11
24hrs in a day
6 hrs sleep
12 hrs work
1 hr food
1 hr commute
1 hr family time
1 hr fitness/workout
1 hr relax
1 hr reels/shorts/Netflix
And you still have 6 hrs left to love yourself.
The problem is not time.
The problem is your desire.
People need a course on simple…
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We atleast “converted for ricebags” - you guys are selling your brain and soul for free looks like 🤷🏻♀️
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I don’t really contribute to Pakistan in the form of taxes or voting, heck I don’t even live there, why Mr. prime minister should I fight their battles when my country is on the brink of a genocide, that your Govt. May be enabling.
Anti-CAA protesters should raise their voice against Pak's atrocities of the past, says PM Modi in Karnataka. (News agency PTI)
#CitizenshipAmendmentAct
#CAA2019
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He’s on the empty platform. What is the issue? Rather this than two people going at each other fighting over nothing. You people lack joy in your lives honestly
Requesting Indian Railways to please make the platform ticket price to ₹1000 going forward.
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Never engage with people in English.
You could be complete strangers and they’ll still feel free to address you with a ‘You’.
Unacceptable behaviour.
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It’s cute and entrepreneurial when rich kids do it, the same folks will call cops if the poor were to do it. We’d go with our polished English to ask urchins about going to school. We are hypocrites!
The highlight of my day was coming across these dumdums on the streets of Indiranagar who were selling lemon water because they were broke and bored. Best way and age to learn the art of selling. Love it.
@peakbengaluru
@NammaBengaluroo
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Pls don’t even hate watch that film. Avoid it like you’d avoid another pandemic. There is NO need to watch something to criticize. Finally the film is about how much money they made. No one cares if you hate watched it or watched it with interest
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What’s wrong in cleaning toilets, it’s a better profession that spewing hatred and lying for money. It’s called dignity of labour, you should try it
Indian Muslims generally clean toilets in Saudi Arabia. And this Congressi is more than happy to do that. Self-respect galore
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So my father apparently met a cop on his way to the market, the cop asked where’s he off to, he said market and cop said get us also something to eat. Dad being dad, got them puffs and juice or something. The cop asks for his number : dad gives mom’s number. Mom is oblivious ...
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RW vs RW are my fav days on Twitter
A right-wing organisation named Hindu Sena has filed a PIL in Delhi HC against the movie Adipurush.
The organisation said that the movie has mocked the Ramayana, Lord Ram and "our culture".
#DelhiHighCourt
#AdipurushReview
#Adipurush
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Well thank God for that Parth. Because outside the internet I see men killing women, some kid getting gang raped, two women on video paraded naked.
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The man who yelled at my mom for being tested positive for covid is a BJP asshole who came to power because of an election where people like your relatives thought it was okay to vote for them. There’s no empathy for any of you from me.
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Poor people are not your props you asshole
Today’s morning walk turned into a life lesson for the little one. We walked into this kind, old couple’s house for a sip of water and they made us the most delicious gur-roti. Truly, being kind costs nothing but means everything!
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Please don’t contribute to her passive income on your weekend 🤷🏻♀️
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Where is our desi girl at, the UNICEF fairy godmother when you need her?
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Moral of the story is why is it such a big deal in India. Why is it a Hawwwww let’s boycott them because they are having sex. I don’t get it. In a most populated country we are ashamed of sex. What is the moral of this population story? Kids fell from heaven?
The couple welcomed a child but couldn't celebrate, the entire family is ashamed after the couple's MMS got leaked. Their reputation is gone, their business is affected, what else could be worse? Moral takeaway is never click or record media that might humiliate you in future.
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Get your career back first ffs
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We saw everyone is Cannes except the actual guys from our country whose movies were jury selected 🤷🏻♀️
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Why are you hardcore vegetarians ordering from places that are famous for non veg. You know they sometimes misplace orders right. An unintentional error.
My friend is in Varanasi with his family during this holy month of Sawan. He had ordered family pack Paneer veg biryani (worth ₹ 1228) from the famous '
@BehrouzBiryani
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@zomato
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@deepigoyal
This family never eats meat, but…
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They did get paid in the end, but after haggling for 3+ months.
It’s a sad part that no one addresses this wage gap. Wage gap in film industry is only spoken at that star/ celeb level. No one speaks of the gross difference in the money between stars and actors.
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Why? Who is he? Is he a legal expert? a lawmaker? A politician? Who the hell is this man?
Do hear this lucid explanation of aspects relating to CAA and more by
@SadhguruJV
.
He provides historical context, brilliantly highlights our culture of brotherhood. He also calls out the misinformation by vested interest groups.
#IndiaSupportsCAA
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Packing my bags, show me the ghettos I am assigned to... Fucking Nazis are back!!!!
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I maybe wrong, but I think SRK not saying anything is a genius move, because as soon as he says something it will be a whole lot of attention.
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Has your friend been rejected in a building for wearing a different underwear? Is your friend identified by the underwear he wears? Has your friend been lynched for his underwear choices 🤔
@vaniIlaessence
@neeleshmisra
Do u use your friend's underwear if its washed with soap? Technically, it's clean. But you dont coz of the conditioning that you musnt share intimate clothing. Friends caste doesnt matter here.Same with utensils. Some people cannot eat off utensils used for meat. Simple.
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When world ends because of climate disaster and people die of hunger, I am sure flag on the moon will keep them alive.
Some countries have moon on their flags
🇵🇰🇹🇷🇹🇳🇱🇾🇦🇿🇩🇿🇲🇾🇲🇻🇲🇷
While some countries having their flags on moon
🇺🇸 🇷🇺 🇮🇳 🇨🇳
#Chandrayaan2theMoon
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If the best decision of your personal life is based on comparison, is it really the best decision.
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And what about kids being taken to a detention centre? Is there a why to this question or is it going to be a when?
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I was telling a couple of friends in Jan, that Rapido is for men only. I will stick to auto. Imagine the privilege of just hopping onto to a bike and reaching safely in a country where half the men stare at you like they have never seen a woman before.
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Look at my DP y’all 😍😍😍😍😛😛 Look at it, just look at it 😅
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Konkani is my mother tongue. If you bothered to check you’d know Karnataka has a lot of local languages that are not kannada.
@MrSinha_
This girl proudly called Urdu her mother tongue but no proud Kannadiga protested. Did anyone notice language war videos from Karnataka have stopped. No autowallahs or cabbies are crying about Kannad 🤔
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Why do most Govt exams have a age cut off of 30. What happens to humans after the age 30 that makes them unqualified. Do we automatically lose your mental power once we touch 30?
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Where there’s poverty porn due to mis governance, there’s anand mahindra 😅
I second that thought. Where there’s a will, there’s a way…
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None. Both are a trap. Humanity must come first in all cases at all times. Most of us have had very less chance to choose and are given to us by the virtue of our birth. And I believe we must not be compelled to choose between the two.
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Sanskaar toh hamare Khandaan ki billiyon mein bhi hai 🤷🏻♀️
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. One actor in the film told me - thank God my other work released before this. I didn’t want this to be my first work 😭😂
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Can politicians from Cong who want to join BJP can do it at once and end it. BJP must host an event like job mela where all politicians can walk in and join them. It saves a lot of our (ED’s) time and party’s money 🤷🏻♀️
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How is it that we are in 2021 and we don’t understand consent... and term it as a “feminist” issue.
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So what after every church and every mosque becomes temple…what happens then
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Registration for live in is Marriage 😐
Polygamy ban, registration for live-in relationships among draft rules for Uniform Civil Code in Uttarakhand, say sources
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4200 for kumbh mela, where are the ‘it’s my tax money’ folks?
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