J-Boi
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I’m Joe and I like Star Wars and movies and Doccy Who. Sometimes I make YouTube videos.
Joined October 2019
They’re gonna have to call it at 3 there’s no way you’re getting a four out of that logo.
Official logo for ‘INCREDIBLES 3’. Coming soon to theaters.
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Genuinely can’t imagine being the type of moviegoer who watches the story of Marta Cabrera’s kind heart triumphing over everyone and everything working against her and going “but the villain was easy to guess!”
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There are people on here who don’t see the issue because the two images technically depict the same thing and that’s why these movies continue to exist and make money.
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He looks awful. His cape is the wrong colour! The whole suit is far too bright. Where’s the cowl? Where are the pointy little ears? The utility belt? It’s clear there weren’t any fans involved.
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Naboo.
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It’s like if Robert Redford ended Winter Soldier by saying “I’ve got a feeling a big purple alien is on his way to fight you. Just a hunch idk”.
ignore me but if you want to see the captain america brave new world post credits scene here you go
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Lightsabers just kind of turning red when you go dark side mode is fantastic and I vastly prefer it to any other justification.
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The action in this film was so bad that it had me questioning whether Kingsman was ever good or if I was just 13.
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“Returned” is funny. He was in Kenobi one year before that!.
1 year ago today, Hayden Christensen returned as Anakin Skywalker.
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Ahsoka the White was actually in Rebels six years ago 🙂.
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I loved Past Lives but it was really bold of Greta Lee to reference Amazing Spider-Man 2 here
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“Wait, why did we come to the beach? The landing pad Krennic landed his shuttle on probably had a bunch of ships still on it. Should’ve stopped the elevator there!”.
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I’ve always loved how no one was quite sure what a rebel Luke Skywalker would be like post-ANH so we just got unhinged portrayals like this.
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My headcanon is that The Whale got this close to his daughter before dying so he could crush her to death with his corpse, ridding the world of her evil.
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It was cool in the Mandalorian when they pretended the AT-ST was a big scary creature.
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Lonni learning all that stuff from Dedra made me go “ahh I don’t know about all that information being available in one place, feels like they’d be smarter than that” and then Krennic barged in like HOW THE HELL WAS ALL THAT INFORMATION IN ONE PLACE, WE ARE SMARTER THAN THAT!!!.
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Live action Star Wars has really gotta work hard to convince me it won’t just be this forever after Andor ends next week.
The quality of Lightsaber fights has gone down a lot 😔
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Does no one know what the word chart means.
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If I had to make a list of the top 12 best episodes of live action Star Wars TV, I don’t think a single non-Andor show would feature.
The ANDOR episode “The Eye” premiered on this day 2 years ago
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I am once again thinking about the screen time to impact ratio of Andor’s secondary characters. They took five minutes to become unforgettable.
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When I was young reading Star Wars annuals and reference books, I was so certain (for no reason at all) that Mon was a title rather than a name. I thought she was called like Jane Mothma but the rebels had appointed her to be their Mon.
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I really don’t wanna see this TARDIS in white mode ever again when literally every variation is an improvement
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Everyone’s posted all the most popular counterpoints so here’s the time Star Wars used it to great effect
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Henry Czerny does such a good Ethan Hunt smirk/shrug in this moment that you forget he’s not actually Tom Cruise
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Sorry Kojima mate but I think Sam being handed a shield and then just being Captain America with Wings the next time we see him works fine?.
Hideo Kojima’s reaction to watching ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD’:. “I watched ‘Captain America: Brave New World’ in IMAX. I vaguely remember Sam receiving the shield in ‘Endgame’ but when did he officially become Cap? Is it because I haven’t seen ‘The Falcon and the Winter
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Every few years a sexy bad guy comes along and is more transparent and honest with the protagonist than any other supposed good person in her life but because he’s EVIL™ people go “noooo he’s manipulating her!!!”
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Andor has people saying things that have never EVER been said before
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Did we not have confirmation that he fought in the battle of endor when sabine said he fought in the battle of endor.
THE SECRETS OF THE CLONE TROOPERS, a new in-universe book about clones written by Captain Rex, confirms that Rex fought in the Battle of Endor and provides the strongest evidence yet that he is in Return of the Jedi. More details about Rex in ROTJ here:
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The Little Mermaid remake deciding not to include the fish orchestra but keeping the bit where Sebastian describes which instruments all the fish play is so funny
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I think Rebels is really wonderful but part of me thinks it’s a bit of a shame that such a big part of Andor’s story is canonically leading to this speech and not its own. It’s a very Disney XD cartoon version of what this moment would be.
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The 2020s have been horrible for just about everyone and I find it fascinating that the best blockbusters from this time are the ones that have traded quippy cynicism for heartfelt sincerity
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I have no interest in plot hole complaints but it’s funny the Rogue One gang say “oh no the shield’s closed, we’re stuck down here. We’ll have to transmit the plans from the surface!” and then follow that up with “ok first, we need to take the shield down so they get through!”.
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Bizarre choice from Disney here. Looks absolutely nothing like him. The top of his head is too round, he’s way too short, he’s made of metal, he’s got an extra leg??.
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Thinking of Palpatine as “The Menace” is soooo funny.
Before the Empire, before the Menace, there was the Acolyte. Don’t miss the two-episode premiere of #TheAcolyte, a Star Wars Original series, only on @DisneyPlus June 4.
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Are we sure this is as mean and dismissive as you’re all making it out to be? The guy was hired to do a Cassian Andor prequel show and then found out that the origin of K2SO (presumably one of the key events you’d want to cover) had already been done in a comic no one read.
Tony Gilroy on retconning Cassian and K-2’s first meeting. "Canon . I'm really sympathetic and into it . [but] I was annoyed to find out somebody had written an origin story for K-2SO . and it's like, no I'm not paying attention to that". (Source: Happy Sad Confused)
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I think what makes this so fantastic is that Ncuti manages to deliver it like it’s the most serious and important question of all time.
This might be the funniest out of context doctor who moment ever?? 😭
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So funny that you expect the Kleya backstory to give you the tale of how she became the woman we see today, but the first words out of Baby Kleya’s mouth show she’s literally always been the coolest person of all time.
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I’ve seen some snootiness about it but I think using C-3PO to make Leia feel present in this story without any ghoulish CGI is a good idea. Am I biased because I’m a big Threepio guy? You betcha. But nobody’s perfect.
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Bumped into Billie Piper at Charing Cross and asked if she was the new Doctor Who. she said “ohohoho who knows” and tapped her nose like Tom Baker but then just kept doing it. I asked if she was okay and she pushed me in front of a moving train.
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Mark Gatiss didn’t put his blood, sweat and tears into some of the most juiceless Doctor Who episodes ever to be disregarded like this.
New look at Angela Bassett and Nick Offerman in ‘MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: THE FINAL RECKONING’. In theaters on May 23, 2025.
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One of the kindest and most reliable characters of all time. Beacon of selflessness and community. He brought with him the palpable sense that everything would be alright, and that’s why he had to go.
it speaks to brasso's character that he didn't hesitate to ensure kellen's safety by providing a cover for him with the imperials. and he's nothing if not consistent as there was a time when he did the same thing for cassian when he was in trouble #Andor
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I need them to give Lupita Nyong’o the Andy Serkis treatment. Get her face onscreen in another Star Wars role
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So funny that nazi Syril goes woke as a cover story and his mum is like “ah typical my son, always with the woke”.
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Of course they’ll be connected, they’ll be right next to each other under the friggin “cancelled projects” section on Wikipedia🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Kathleen Kennedy has revealed that James Mangold’s Star Wars film will connect to Rey’s New Jedi Order movie. (Source: Total Film)
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This is a really surreal watch.
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I like when they get a human to voice Vader 🙂
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Was looking back at some pre-TLJ youtube and this bit really felt like a punch to the gut
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Watching season one of Rebels after six seasons of Clone Wars is crazy because the animation gets worse, the tone gets more babyish, but the show has INFINITELY more to say.
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When even the Lego figures have to account for the bizarre fluorescent eyeballs of everyone in the show, maybe cartoon accuracy just isn’t that important.
I think it’s very funny that all the Ahsoka figures keep their show-accurate contact lenses.
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I respect a man who takes it upon himself to make a Star Wars movie when his first one got snatched from him.
John David Washington and Gemma Chan star in the first trailer for Gareth Edwards’ ‘THE CREATOR’. The film releases on September 29 in theaters.
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Think of how many other real eyeballs we could be seeing if we just accepted that sometimes things change between mediums
Look at how much work Forest’s real eyes are doing in this moment and tell me that covering them up so he matches The Clone Wars is a good idea
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I could have told you that.
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Disappointed. By the looks of it, most of these kids have flesh. False advertising….
The first look at ‘Star Wars: Skeleton Crew’ has been revealed!. Source - [. #starwars #TheMandalorian #ahsoka #grogu #dindjarin #fennec #bobafett #skeletoncrew
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Andor was okay but I wish they’d taken a leaf out of Ahsoka’s book and paid a bit more attention to eye colour accuracy
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In Heretic, Hugh Grant does an impression so wildly inaccurate that I have to assume he’s never once heard the character in question speak and I think that’s incredible.
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Whenever Kleya is on screen it feels like Kleya might be the best Star Wars character of all time and then it cuts to someone else and you just remember that there are a dozen Andor characters this applies to.
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There was another one with Han in it actually.
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Diego I know your character died in his 20s and you’re probably ready to move on but if you wanna just keep being Cassian forever we really wouldn’t mind.
Footage of Cassian Andor's Star Tours scene has been released. (Source:
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Love how the train guy has the facial proportions and expressions of an Aardman character
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Glass Onion especially is one that plays so much better when you’re sat in the theatre unable to lose focus, because it holds back that key Helen information for so long. The “nothing happens for the first act” complaint only started to happen when it went to Netflix.
The thing with Glass Onion, and this upcoming Wake Up Dead Man, is that whodunnits aren’t as good when you’re constantly looking at your phone.
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Been so obvious from the moment it aired that a lot of the people going “uh yeah Andor is good but I prefer different things” simply did not like it and were embarrassed to say so.
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Responding to “phase 4 didn’t feel like it was going anywhere” criticism by tying EVERYTHING into the multiverse saga is hilarious overcorrection. Fisk is gonna punch Daredevil into Battle World.
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Tweets like this fail to realise that JJ Abrams used up all the blue when he made Rise of Skywalker and Disney have been struggling ever since.
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Their line is now that their issue with the Acolyte was writing, a response to disliking the contents of the episodes themselves. Don't ever forget that this show was a target before we'd seen a single still.
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@SputnikIsBack Exactly! If it rests entirely on the shock of who, it totally falls apart on rewatch because there’s no value to be found except the surprise twist. All the great mysteries understand this.
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Big fan of how Episode 10 gives Kleya the Cassian treatment. Felt like we were watching Marki.
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She will bigenerate.
EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift could make one very controversial move in 2024, says expert.
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I love that David looks pretty good, Matt and Peter look WRONG, and Jodie probably looks the best she ever looked.
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Watching Rogue One, this is one of those thoughts that warrants the response “it’s a movie. if they didn’t do it, it’s because they couldn’t.” Watching Rogue One post-Andor, you shout at the screen like COME ON CASSIAN USE YOUR BRAIN. SAVE YOURSELFFFFF.
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“But Qimir slaughtered Osha’s friends!” just wait until you find out what the Jedi did to her family 😳.
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Remember when they pretended the season 2 TARDIS team would be the Doctor, Ruby and Belinda after they rehired Millie Gibson
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I understand the criticism of the comedy rubbish rebels in these first Andors but I get a hell of a kick from seeing rat man Cassian try and manipulate everyone and everything in his path.
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I feel like Donna surviving the meta crisis by passing some of the energy into her child is a perfectly valid thing to happen. I think if that’s all the episode had said and they hadn’t gone into “just let it go” people would’ve been much more accepting.
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It turns out she just actually is the best Star Wars character of all time.
Whenever Kleya is on screen it feels like Kleya might be the best Star Wars character of all time and then it cuts to someone else and you just remember that there are a dozen Andor characters this applies to.
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Not sure there’s ever been a time in the fandom where everyone is so collectively open to a comic retcon.
Diego Luna on Cassian Andor and K-2SO meeting in ANDOR Season 2. “From an audience perspective, they’ve probably made their own story about how Cassian and K-2 got to work together. It tells you a lot about Cassian that his best friend is a droid. And a droid he had to
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I don’t know man, this angle feels a bit icky to me. Acting like Ahmed Best needed to be “redeemed” kind of implies that the Jar Jar backlash was reasonable or justified in the first place.
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