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@JasonTweets1980
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Life is too short to be serious all the time! If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me…. I’ll laugh at you #AVFC #UFC
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I’m not surprised. He had 2 goals and 4 shots on target in his bet builder
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Southgate could be watching 100s of potential players but he flies to Ajax to watch Henderson play. 🤡 Roll on July when he fails again and finally fucks off
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This is what happens when your team face Emi Martinez on penalties. Howling 😂😂😂
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In Like Littlers whole life Birmingham City have never beaten Villa.
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Troy Deeney has broken David Blaine’s record for doing nothing in a box for 40 days 😂
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We should do this every home game
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Villa twitter creases me. Wants a new manager but doesn’t want anything to change at all. Wait til he gets his hands on the squad lads. Absolute pandemonium.
#AVFC
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The fact that the future king is saying these things makes me happier than it probably should and I don’t care.
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If anyone on Villa Twitter suggests we should take him you’re getting blocked and deleted immediately
🚨 Everton are looking to sell Dele Alli this summer. They want £20m for the Englishman, who only joined in January.
He hasn't start a single match for the Toffees.
(Source:
@MailSport
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Emery is the best manager we’ve had at Villa since Ron Saunders. The sooner the meltdown fans realise this the better. The end
#AVFC
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@GaryLineker
He hasn’t got a clue though. He is ruining England long term with his negative bullshit in the short term. Roll on failing at the euros so we can ask this question properly. What a sad state of affairs.
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During the redevelopment can we send Birmingham City our old bricks and mortar to hold that shambles of a ground up
#AVFC
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@BaconSoap888
@henry_tilley
I have an irrational disgust at even touching the wooden stick on an ice lolly. Don’t even know why
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Buendia back training is an early Christmas present I wasn’t expecting today 🦁
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Personally I’ve ran out of words to describe my admiration for this guy. Describe him in 2 words so I have some new ones please 😂
#AVFC
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Any Villa fan taking positives out of a 1-0 loss to a 10 man bottom of the league team because we are better than last season is part of the reason we accept mediocrity
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@TheFreds
Technically if you’ve had a positive test and then someone murders you within 28 days you become this stat
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The myth that Villa park has a good atmosphere based on 1 night game against Everton needs correcting. Too many plastics knocking around imo
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I’ve got a feeling
@rickygervais
is going to kill off himself at the end of Afterlife season 3 and I will never forgive him for it 😭😭😭
#afterlife3
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Villa twitter crying over the team of the season selections from a pair of muppets who’s opinions mean fuck all is peak
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If Villa being an inclusive club offends you fuck off and support someone else because you’re not wanted here
#AVFC
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Based on her statement I’m speculating that Olivia Attwood has been pulled out of Im a Celeb because she’s pregnant
#ImACeleb
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@louisdebono2
What an embarrassment of a tweet this is. Possibly one of the worst I’ve ever seen on Villa Twitter. Desperate stuff
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@smmnlaura
The fact that you say your ‘breakfast boss man’ and then do a video explaining how you’ve never cooked an egg before is a massive oversight. How long did you cook the sausages on the radiator for? 😂
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Celebrating an assist like this ❤️
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@Nickster632
How can we follow a racist rhetoric but make it about the non existent dress code in a church. Vile
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After years of drought I can’t believe that I’ve actually seen a villa fan today say they don’t want us to get Europe because it’s too soon. Go support the blues you mug 🤡
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Blues getting sucked into that relegation battle after they thought they’d get the playoffs is majestical
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Can’t wait to tell the kids I’ve got them a ticket to the Villa on Wednesday 😎
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Looks like a set of bollocks 😂
Adin Ross shows off his new $25k “Heart Pedant” he’s giving to all the members of his group called “SSB” 🔥
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Chukwuemeka as player manager at Chelsea would almost certainly guarantee himself some game time
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Kalvin Phillips is shite but Southgate can’t wait to pick him because he’s thoroughly enjoying ruining the best generation of players we’ve ever had in plain sight.
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@jordan_lighter
@espnmma
Imagine getting involved in a debate about the UFC and not being aware of weight classes 😂😂😂🦮🦮🦮
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@BBCSport
Can I ask what the correlation between transgender women wanting to compete at the highest level compares to transgender men doing the same. I suspect a disproportionate result, which speaks volumes and backs up a sensible decision.
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Teachers could’ve gone on strike on one of their 100 days holiday (where they lesson plan and mark vigorously) but instead they’re doing it during term time.
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Can the please put Southgate out on the other side
Everton fans have had 38 Thousand "Premier league corrupt" signs printed. 🙌
They will hand them out before the Everton vs United game on Sunday and are asking all fans to gold them up including United fans.
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Watching the Death in Paradise Xmas special and look who’s turned back up. My man
@DannyJohnJules
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Villa fans now think Hourihane is up to Prem standard after 4 good passes against a league 2 side. Christ 🤦♂️
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In his defence i say this at least 3 times a day at work.
Marcus Rashford looks to be saying “what the f*ck am I doing here?”
If that’s the case, on your bike son 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼
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I’m boycotting watching or caring about the England team until that inept, perpetual failure of a man is no longer our manager. How he got there was questionable. How he’s stayed there this long is an actual joke.
#SouthgateOut
#englandsquad
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Joey Barton turning out to be massive cunt is one of the least surprising things ever because he’s always been one.
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Praise the fucking Lord. 1 more tournament and we are free
🚨 BREAKING: Gareth Southgate set to walk after Euros and FA could even try to lure Pep Guardiola
✍️
@SamiMokbel81_DM
READ MORE:
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@a_weeknd
@buttaflybri
I did too but from your Twitter I get the ‘that cropped pic is the only one you have’ vibe. Fake account
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@jamiefoster22
The police knocked my door once because they had a report I had a ‘grow’. As I invited them in to have a look around I said I wished I had the room, they didn’t find that funny either. 😂
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I don’t know how people can bring themselves to watch Southgate’s version of football.
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Villa twitter want us to get better without replacing any of the current players though 😂
I’m surprised at the amount of comments suggesting we shouldn’t be going after Torres because we already have Mings Konsa & Carlos.
Torres would be our top CB. (Emery believes so). That’s how you improve a squad, sharpen training & add depth for all competitions.
#UTV
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I wonder if the speech ITV and Holly Willoughby have taken a week to prepare will be swallowed by the Great British public. Going by the mugs that took Schofields word as gospel there will be a fair few
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@jordan_lighter
@espnmma
Cmon bro. The fighters know they have to be a certain weight for a class. If they don’t want to lose weight they can chose to fight in the correct one. No ones forcing anything
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We used to love it when Grealish won soft fouls for us. People crying because he done it against us crack me up 😂 victim mentality
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What we crying about tonight lads? VAR, the commentary or the fact that MOTD probably won’t put us on first. Immense performance UTV
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@steveAVFC
If you do a poll on this I’m pretty confident you will be in the minority. Conference league over champions league. No thanks
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People who panic but petrol actually cause a potential shortage. You’d need to be intelligent to work that out though
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People tweeting at the game how bad the atmosphere was whilst being stood in silence using their phone cracks me up more than it should
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Will afterlife be released at midnight on that date or a particular time??
@rickygervais
I’m striving to be the first civilian to complete it pal
#AfterLife3
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My 13 year old just sent me this pic of the food he cooked whilst I am at work
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My Sister has been collecting food to give out during half term at a school in Ladywood. 200 hot meals and 600 shopping parcels handed out yesterday. Amazing job considering she has a 5 month old newborn and 2 other kids herself
@MarcusRashford
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Duran is gonna bag a goal tomorrow and the transfer window meltdown will be long forgotten
#AVFC
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@David70400802
How’s your guide dog 🦮 doing pal. If you can’t see what he does well to help our play you should watch snooker.
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Villa to win, Watkins to score and Martinez to be carded. Free build a bet . Printing money at this point
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Dean Smith thinks he might be back for Saturday or possibly in 3 months he wouldn’t like to commit to that though
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These people walk amongst us
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Got her as a rescue when she was 8 she’s just turned 16 today ❤️
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