Jake Garrett Comedian
@JakeGComedy
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Factory worker by day Comedian by night Chaotic bisexual 24/7 Rising Star - Project Mayhem Comedy Awards 2022
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Just posted a photo @ Coventry, United Kingdom
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I think i watch too much
@Haveawordpod
@adamrowecomedy
@DanHasAPodcast
@SenseiCarl_
@FinnlayK
@SteWoolford
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Big Julie made it to the show!
Huge shout-out to
@thatvittorio
for making my mum nearly die of laughter (again) and being super sound. Not to mention having one of the best hours of standup I've seen in a long time. Get tickets now!
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Of all the wonderful things that I see on
@Haveawordpod
. My favourite has to be
@FinnlayK
reacting to some of the shit that's said 😂😂
@adamrowecomedy
@DanHasAPodcast
@SenseiCarl_
@SteWoolford
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Today my mum has her operation to remove the cancer from her lungs
She's the most amazing woman and the best mum anyone could ask for. A true angel on earth
Please blow this up with tons of support for her
Also shout-out to
@thatvittorio
for being an absolute gem♥️
I love you mum
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That's my Wednesday sorted. I loved this tour so much, I saw the show 3 times. An absolute masterclass, one of my favourite hours by one of my favourite comics.
You should definitely watch it and get tickets to see Dan Nightingale and fiends next year
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@SenseiCarl_
lad you've been on fire lately "top and bottom of it" is probably my favourite joke of the whole pod and today I've just had a coughing fit from laughing too hard at "that's 1 more than a snooker break"
sorry
@DanHasAPodcast
, I know you hate when we compliment him
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@thatvittorio
on lad Bible for asking my mum if she's sure she has cancer 😂😂 phenomenal stuff. Go on his Twitter to see part 2!
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@FinnlayK
looking like this mid episode is one of my favourite things 😂 just the silent acceptance that this is his life 😂😂
@Haveawordpod
@adamrowecomedy
@DanHasAPodcast
@SenseiCarl_
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Update on mum!
She's doing okay, drinking water and all good. Just struggling with the heat at the moment. They'll have an updated report on how the operation went tomorrow. Overall good news. I'll show her all the support etc you've given her, I know she'll appreciate it ♥️
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My favourite magician
@petefirman
on my favourite podcast
@Haveawordpod
with two of my favourite comics who are also the inspiration for me to start this career
@adamrowecomedy
@DanHasAPodcast
And now I'm part of the magic?
This is special stuff 😍
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This is absolutely phenomenal. I've referred so many people to this bit if it ever comes up in conversation 😂
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I'm so excited for this! Get your tickets now!
Very excited to let you know where I'll be doing my Dan Nightingale & Fiends shows next year! Tickets available now and I reckon they'll make for pretty cool Christmas presents *As long as your loved ones aren't boring gimps.
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I know you should never heckle another comic...
But I think this was worth it 😂😂 my chest still hurts from laughing, my mum passed away 😂😂
(Satire, she's fine 🙄😂)
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Finished work a day and a half early for Xmas and new year, first thing I did when I got home. Belter
@Haveawordpod
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Not proud of it but it is true 😂😂
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@theufcbaddy
@MeatballMolly
Scousers are taking over the game. UFC, Comedy, football
Noone can hold up,cant wait to move there
#YNWA
@adamrowecomedy
@SenseiCarl_
@SteWoolford
@DanHasAPodcast
@FinnlayK
@Haveawordpod
@HWCCLiverpool
@MildHighClubUK
@PodAnotherOne
@hwgreenroompod
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@adamrowecomedy
Absolutely fuming 😂😂 understandably though, you deserved it more than anyone else. Still absolute winners though, look how far you've come and what you've all achieved. Especially that it's all been self taught. Phenomenal work
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Honestly I was scared when I heard the news about Paul O'Grady that all I'd see online today was people slating him. I haven't seen a bad word said about him. Goes to show how much of an icon he was. RIP king 👑♥️
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Fucking quality 😂😂
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Can't wait to see this!
𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝟏𝟕𝐭𝐡 𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫. 𝟔𝐏𝐌 𝐆𝐌𝐓.
They don't want you watching this.
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@SenseiCarl_
@Haveawordpod
My mum (cancer lady from
@vittorioangelon
viral video fame) and my dad both having a great time at one of my gigs. One of the best feelings seeing them this happy
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Plot twist
@SenseiCarl_
is actually murdering seagoers so he can double down on his warnings and not look a prick that noone is dying from bodies of water...
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I think I'm hilarious
🎉 TOUR ON SALE 🎉
My PR team would love it if you could spread the word 😘
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Seriously though, she knew what she was getting herself into. I tell anyone I start talking to that I will end up writing material about them/our relationship and if they're not okay with that then we should probably call it off
My friend's ex is a comedian who has made a new show about their break up. Washing their laundry very publicly. He's touring, and whenever I go on social media I get paid ads encouraging me to book to see him. I click, every time, knowing it will cost him money.
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@DanHasAPodcast
absolutely fantastic tour show
Gotta say better than
@adamrowecomedy
😜😂 love you both
Thank you for being my inspiration to begin performing and helping me get through some of the toughest parts of my life
Also
@thatvittorio
was phenomenal!
#cancernotcovid
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This is my favourite bit of the whole special 😂😂
Midday Wednesday on the
@Haveawordpod
YouTube channel. Be there
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I'm going to be performing at
@HWCCLiverpool
for
@deancoughlin_
on Monday 18th April and I cannot wait! Doing hot water is an absolute dream of mine and hopefully in a few years it'll be my regular spot (provided they like me 😂)
Hopefully I'll see some of you there!
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This is always the funniest insult I think comics get. "You're not a comedian" bro by definition he literally is
Also if the idea of calling your mates out when they do something inappropriate involving women makes you uncomfortable, I think you're the problem
#Maaate
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Hahahaha
She shouldn't have been a rat then
@adamrowecomedy
special Juicy coming soon
My friend's ex is a comedian who has made a new show about their break up. Washing their laundry very publicly. He's touring, and whenever I go on social media I get paid ads encouraging me to book to see him. I click, every time, knowing it will cost him money.
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Praying for my bearded brethren in this heat
If you see a bearded man who's looking dehydrated, do him a favour and sit on his face
Not sexual, just the ass sweat I'm producing could serve a country
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@SenseiCarl_
@CalebJamesComic
and I would be a class pod, we're both fans of HAW and I think a pod where we partly talk about our experiences being LGBTQ new comics would be a lot of fun. We also roast the shit out of eachother and did the
@DeadMenTalkPod
roast battle at xmas
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Had to get tickets again due to the other ones being under the name of someone I'm not talking to anymore 😬 so glad I was able to get some though!
If you want to see an absolute masterclass in comedy, get tickets to see Dan. Genuinely one of the best!
@DanHasAPodcast
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@Haveawordpod
@adamrowecomedy
@FinnlayK
@SteWoolford
@eshaanakbar
Big love to all of you as always, keep up the cracking work ♥️♥️
Also everyone get on the Have a word patreon, best money I spend every month.
@seannwalsh
to win the jungle too!
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My mum (cancer lady from
@vittorioangelon
viral video fame) and my dad both having a great time at one of my gigs. One of the best feelings seeing them this happy
Blue Monday today. Apparently the most depressing day of the year. Fuck that.
Reply to this with your favourite pet pictures or pictures of your loved ones.
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This is fucking mental and a dream come true honestly. It's one thing to perform at the open mic there but a weekend new act night? Just one step closer to being a regular headliner.
October 30th, be there
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Prepping for a gong show in Sheffield tonight, watching an absolute masterclass in comedy.
@abcomedian
beautiful work mate. Big respect for the
@Haveawordpod
gang for organising this and looking forward to all the upcoming specials ♥️
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Got home from work and had some amazing news. Can't share more yet but this is gonna be epic 😎
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@petefirman
is great BUT this will always be my favourite trick of his 🔥
@Haveawordpod
Today’s personal pick from 2023 is my favourite coin trick. Hope you enjoy it.
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@SenseiCarl_
Line technician at Aston Martin through the day and comedian by night thanks to you guys inspiring me to start (still early though so it's still more of a hobby than a job but still 😂)
Got mates that are nurses or engineers that love it too
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@CalebJamesComic
is a horrible man but a fantastic roast partner. Had a great time
@Thecomedyroast
at
@HWCCLiverpool
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Apparently Vittorio has a thing for lung based illnesses when he's on stage... 😂😂
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I had a lot of fun with this. What did you get for Christmas?
#shaniatwain
#thatdontimpressmemuch
#country
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Tame That - Take That
The trash - the clash
Pink Lloyd - pink Floyd
Slack Sabbath - black Sabbath
The cute - the cure
The stone Moses - the stone roses
Boy division - joy Division
Sappy Mondays - happy Mondays
Judys priest - Judas priest
The 1945 - the 1975
PLS - JLS
Ruin a British band name by changing a single letter
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Beautiful words
@theufcbaddy
Lads please, talk to your mates, family, anyone.
There's never anything to be ashamed of ♥️
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Gotta help out the fans
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@thatvittorio
I knew exactly how much this would piss you off and I feel so much joy that it has 😂😂
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Off to a gig tonight, really hope no one does the exact porn idea that
@SenseiCarl_
described on this week's
@Haveawordpod
patreon exclusive to me... That would be too on the nose...👀
Tbf I'd rather the gig go well and then get a bit rather than a pity shag 😂😂
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This is phenomenal. Watch the full special. One of my favourite comics, the reason I got into stand up and one of the best hours of comedy I have ever seen.
Watch it. Watch it now
Is there anything worse than dealing with your doctor's receptionist?
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@TJ2626
having a turbo shandy in Liverpool
@Haveawordpod
@DanHasAPodcast
@adamrowecomedy
@SenseiCarl_
@FinnlayK
@SteWoolford
@RobboHarry
@DJ942111
You taught him well lids
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@Haveawordpod
@SenseiCarl_
This paired with the BMX makes him look like an unlockable hidden character on Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. Like how Shrek was
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Been doing comedy for a year now... That's insane. Soppy video incoming tomorrow
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Always forget to post them on here 😂😂
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Just rewatched it and thoroughly enjoyed it.
Your turn now guys
My stand-up special comes out today 🎉
Go watch it for free 😘
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@nevershagatory
@SenseiCarl_
@Haveawordpod
@vittorioangelon
She's doing brilliantly mate thank you. She is currently cancer free. Powering through life now even though she's had half of one lung and a third of the other removed, she's carrying on like nothing ever happened.
The strongest woman I know and the reason I keep pushing ♥️
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@thatvittorio
got 2 tickets for Vittorio's show in Nottingham to sell (got tickets for Birmingham instead)
Thu 27th April, the Canalhouse, Nottingham, 7:30
£25 or 12.50 each (general admission)
DM me and I'll transfer them over
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Well the roast battle was fun 😂 in all honesty the most painful part of this was sucking my belly in
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Only a couple hours left before the boy wonder drops his debut special
Had the joy of giving this a watch while he was touring and it's one of the best hours of comedy I've seen.
Can't wait to watch it later. You should all watch it too
My debut stand-up special will be released this Sunday at 12pm 🎉
Here’s the trailer for you to enjoy and share 😘
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Soppy post about my 100th gig and getting over the worst breakup of my life 🥰😂
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I won 'rising star' at the 2022 Project Mayhem Comedy Awards last night.
Nice one 😎
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Probably not the first person to have thought this but podcasts are just radio without the music... My dad hates them yet listens to the radio all the time. We are the same John, only difference is mine can say "cunt"
(And are better and funnier. Looking at you
@Haveawordpod
)
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I'm proud to announce I am going to be performing for
@queerasjoke
in May! Get your tickets and head on down on Monday 18th May for an LGBT+ Extravaganza!
Ticket link in
@queerasjoke
bio
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Did a gig in a tiny village last night and had an elderly lady shake her head through my whole set then after 3 people walked into the toilet when I was in there, saw me and immediately left without using it...
I'll have to hide better next time
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Got this photo from Wednesdays gig in Worcester and it might be my favourite comedy photo so far
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@LStradomsky
@Garrett99Jake
Alright lad 😂 I'm still super proud of this tbh 😂 already written it into my set
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Go watch this now!!
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Have a look through this thread for some truly amazing comics. Love the support in this industry. High tide raises all ships ♥️
Big up Nathan for doing this as well, absolute star
Time for another
#StandUpSaturday
- a day where us comedy folk find and follow each other to grow our Twitter networks. The last one was such a minor-to-moderate success that I felt suitably motivated to do it again. 😊
@BlizzardComedy
@WeLoveNewComedy
@Open_Comedy
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@SenseiCarl_
Start my own comedy night and get more regular paid work. In theory will be an easy one but fingers crossed
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I think I need to start videoing my life. I was just in the shower and went to brush my teeth, dropped the toothpaste off my brush and caught it mid air, back on the bristles on the brush.
It hurts that no one ever got to see me be cool, even if it was only for a second.
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@DanHasAPodcast
had this come up on my memories, got no context for it but made me laugh nonetheless 😂😂
@Haveawordpod
@NocontextHAW
@adamrowecomedy
@SenseiCarl_
@FinnlayK
@SteWoolford
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So excited for this! Dan is absolutely phenomenal and a huge inspiration for me starting comedy in the first place. I hope to get to his level one day. He's also a super sound bloke!
Get tickets and sign up to the
@Haveawordpod
Patreon!
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Another year closer to death
Happy birthday me
(Cue
@CalebJamesComic
commenting saying I die every time I go on stage)
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So excited for this on Monday!
@HWCCLiverpool
is the venue that made me fall in love with stand up and to be able to perform there is amazing.
Hopefully I'll see some of you there!
I'm going to be performing at
@HWCCLiverpool
for
@deancoughlin_
on Monday 18th April and I cannot wait! Doing hot water is an absolute dream of mine and hopefully in a few years it'll be my regular spot (provided they like me 😂)
Hopefully I'll see some of you there!
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@FreddyQuinne
These two tweets back to back really feel right 😂 glad you're doing better
@FreddyQuinne
@tomfurlong_
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Thanks
@JamieWebster94
for spending 5,664 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Knock At My Door.
#SpotifyWrapped
연말결산
Lad genuinely my favourite artist and I wish I'd found out about you sooner. Saw you live in Coventry too ♥️♥️
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Phenomenal stuff from my mate
@RobboHarry
Can't wait to see the documentary!
Such an honour to be shortlisted for an
@NCTJ_news
Award for Excellence in Journalism in the features category! 🏆
The below feature about climate refugees in Somalia is some of the grittiest and heaviest journalism I've done, so to receive plaudits for it is just amazing. 🇸🇴💙
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If you don't think we need
#pride
, read through the comments on any post about the world cup.
You choose to hate, you don't choose to love. Hold your heads high ♥️🏳️🌈
#loveislove
#OneLove
#FIFAWorldCup
#Qatar2022
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What a guy ♥️
Deserves all the success and more
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I look fucking evil 😂😂
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@FreddyQuinne
@robmulholland
@DeadMenTalkPod
😂😂 tbf I'm going that way myself so I've got nothing but respect. My red cap has become my mask 😂
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