Never, ever, ever, ever in the entire history of humanity has one human being’s ego needed to be stroked so much. It’s so fucking pathetic. And shame, shame, shame on all the ego strokers.

Full credit to @alexaljoe for her interview skills on @primevideosport tonight. Seamlessly jumping from English to Spanish, never seen that on TV before! World class reporting right there 🙌🏼

I don't think there's one player in world football who would shoot from there nowadays.

Can't stand seeing the "Celebration Police" out in full force like this... 🤦🏻‍♂️

“BBC One was 3 times the size of Netflix, and over double the size for 16-34s. The BBC itself made up over half of the viewing to the 16-34 market. iPlayer on its own was bigger than Netflix, both overall and for 16-34s.” and that is why the BBC is not going anywhere

Outstanding #WallaceAndGromit

She shut them all up with that Salah-Beckham assist stat 😂😂

This general election petition stuff is deeply silly. But just to try illustrate - I wonder how many ppl signing the new GE petition thought petitions calling for a 2nd referendum were legitimate. I'd bet the overlap is minimal. Losers consent matters which ever side youre on!

What if I told you that Trump didn't actually win a landslide victory? Whether in terms of the electoral college or popular vote, it just wasn't a landslide. The numbers don't lie. And, y'know, facts don't care about your feelings. Watch/share/subscribe: https://t.co/SyJd2TiF6V

Is anyone @footballontnt going to work out how to plug a microphone in? The commentary sounds awful... 😂

Each time I find myself, flat on my face, I pick myself up and get back in the race... That's life! #Paralyrics

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A subtle England penalty shootout innovation (since 2021) is their deliberate, structured & functional use of social psychology. Here, Saka is picked up by John Stones after his penalty, to swiftly welcome him back in the team. What did England do and why did they do it? 1/7

I know it's a TV show, but I properly celebrated when the fugitives got to the extraction point tonight on @Hunted_HQ! The Hunters were so smug all episode so to see them lose was brilliant! 😂 Congratulations to Jaxon, Nicola and Sade! #Hunted

It was on the cow! #LastLegEasterEgg

It was on your desk @adamhillscomedy! #LastLegEasterEgg

As many Americans’ primary source of UK news I am duty bound to inform everyone that the “missing Kate” story is over & the British media is now encouraging ppl to kill each other in the streets because of a flag the size of a grape on the back of some millionaires’ shirts

yeah

Chris Moyles pays tribute to his friend and mentor, the late, great Steve Wright: “Cheers, Steve, for everything, we lost you too soon. I can't quite comprehend I'll never talk to him again."

Good to see the king of satire @jonstewart back as the host of @TheDailyShow!