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DMs=too much trouble "Don't shine so that others can see you. Shine so that through you, others can see Him." ~C.S. Lewis
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@DefiantLs I was born with human male anatomy, so my periods start one space before the next sentence that I either write or type. For example, this one. My periods end with my last sentence. This is my last sentence.
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@InternetH0F These verses serve me well:.“Do not be quickly provoked in your spirit, for anger resides in the lap of fools.” – Ecclesiastes 7:9.“Whoever is patient has great understanding, but one who is quick-tempered displays folly.” – Proverbs 14:29.
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@PicturesFoIder Whoever tossed that trashcan is at the wrong school. They need to go to Hogwarts because that 💩 was magic.
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@PicturesFoIder It's literally a description of every single one of these so-called comics.
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@PicturesFoIder "You have heard that it was said to those of old, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart." ~Matthew 5:27-28.
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@Rothmus There are a lot of bizarre facts surrounding this poor woman. One month ago, she was involved in an accident where she collided with a school bus. She disclosed that the bus was going nearly 70 mph, but the police report, and witnesses, disclosed that school buses are governed.
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@josettecaruso @dom_lucre @ShadowofEzra @LizCrokin Curious that there is a racoon on the cover, with blackened eyes resembling that of a panda. Is she incredibly evil or breathtakingly naive? This is very, very disturbing.
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@TheMan2Day @BGatesIsaPyscho Seriously? If Trump was there, then I am all in. Have him flayed in the middle of the DC Mall. Of course, they would have done this had he been there. They tried to kill him for what he can do, not what he did. Better stock up. It could get a little devastating.
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@Rothmus In 1978 I was in the 5th grade and in science class, we watched a movie that assured us that we would be living underground and that there would be no more food by 1999. Quite alarming when you are 11. Now you can understand why I am a climate change skeptic.
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@gavinthomas2015 Come on, dude. We saw the power lines. We're all thinking it. "With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound.He pulls the spitting high tension wires down".
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@RarelyTolerated I take it that the 61.4% of NO votes were all democratic members of congress.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Because you are not girls. Basic principles of Mendelian genetics for mammals dictate the development of genitalia in half of the species fit exquisitely with the genitalia of the other half of the species. Present day principles are Mengelian, right out of a nazi butcher shop.
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@Frankieusn1987 @ImMeme0 Just not true. If he were Hitler, they would be rounded up and then. well. you know.
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@CrazyVibes_1 @InternetH0F I paid my way through college one semester at a time. I could not do that today. What we should be asking is how in the world did college become so insanely expensive?.
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@RealJamesWoods Wow, James. My thoughts and prayers are with you. First Gene Hackman, and now Joseph Wambaugh. Your performance in THE ONION FIELD sold me on your gifts as an actor. This is one of the greatest crime dramas ever made, and the truth of that story really exposes the soul of what it.
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@NoCapMediaa The correct approach is, "I am the teacher. You are the student. You have no respect for the paradigm. You may now withdraw from the class or be failed. You receive no credit for what you are doing. Have a nice day." In the real world, not everyone gets a trophy.
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@TaraBull808 It is breathtakingly baffling. They lost. It was herculean. Yet, instead of changing their game plan, these losers are losering like no loser has ever losered before.
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@ThrillaRilla369 @MattWallace888 How is Greta Thunberg some kind of hero and this girl is not?.
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@landofthe80s Growing up, too many to count. My first had to be Susan Dey and her long chestnut hair.
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@B2RKN @iamyesyouareno "Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.”" ~Matthew 19:14.If we don't pay attention to these kids, we will burn in hell.
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@SarahisCensored Some presidents sniff girls. Others fight to keep boys out of their locker rooms.
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@dom_lucre The members of Blind Faith obtained the parents' permission to take and use this photo for the album. It was banned in the US. The original cover doesn't impede the view of this girls chest. It was a different time, but it still doesn't make it right.
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@TheGraphicEarth @MattWallace888 The irony is that there is probably an athletic shoe manufacturer within 30 miles of her village that could not only give her a pair of shoes, but sponsor her for ad revenue, making her more money than the employees in that factory making 27 cents per hour.
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@trumplicans2024 This is a lame social experiment. I'll drive just about anything, and I'm always an asshole.
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@Climo @LibertyCappy We have been conditioned to ignore humor because it might offend someone. This lady's take on sarcasm and irony is very refreshing. Of course, the left has such outlandish beliefs on many things, sarcasm is hard to detect nowadays.
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@TRHLofficial I'm not sure about banana bread, but as far as sundresses go, I give you 'Exhibit-A' and 'Exhibit-B'.
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@bobw222 @DefiantLs On this point, you are correct. I used 2 spaces after a period for years. Upon adding up all of these spaces, I thought to myself, "Crap. This amounts to about 22 minutes of my life that I will never get back." That is why I switched to the neo-revisionist model.
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@MwAw1956 @EricLDaugh The reactions of those who sat in stunned silence were hilarious. I want to hear what the EU citizens thought of his speech. How do they think he stacks up against the previous American presidential administration?.
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@VintageRockN_85 Remember: The kids and grandkids of these "peacenik-hippies" are the ones that are literally trying to burn down the country, and they couldn't be more proud.
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@FreckledLiberty Then please explain the many pairs of B-cups:.
👀 Unbelievable scene in Paris as "Femen" activists protest topless with shocking messages! Stay tuned for more updates. ParisProtest FemenActivists 🇫🇷
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@1Nicdar Carolyn Jones, hands down. God must have intended for me to like the fairer of our species because, Mary Ann, Bat Girl, Cat Woman, Mary Ellen Walton, and the original Morticia Addams played by Ms. Jones would keep my dorky kid face planted on the gigantic TV screen.
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@dom_lucre So, this person is blind to the issues of crime in his community, and his issue is with DUNKIN? It is not the responsibility of a donut shop to foster a peaceful and healthy community. This is the responsibility of its citizens.
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@WomenBeingAwful The only L is in the hearts of those envious of what he has. Neal is the man.
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@Ruth_A_Buzzi So glad to hear someone with a sense of humor is still teaching by example! 🤪❤️🤣
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@dom_lucre This is still the most disturbing album cover out there, IMO. It has correctly been censored with the white rectangle.
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@rwordtakes @DelusionPosting Killed more people than Hitler, but commie teachers don't talk about it, lest his commie ghost comes back to haunt them into a mass grave.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Barely 5 years ago, she was an influencer for little girls, doing little girl things, and at the time, it seemed harmless enough. Several days ago, while filming a segment of BIG BROTHER, she was wearing a cat costume and urinated in a giant litter box. I am praying for this.
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@RarelyTolerated Of course not, and these results are not surprising. The previous regime was extremely corrupt, and now it is being exposed. The government belongs to WE THE PEOPLE, and WE THE PEOPLE are taking it back. Some of WE THE PEOPLE didn't want to believe it, but the bandage is now.
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@DougWahl1 Really? He's working from home, inviting business people, elected officials, and foreign dignitaries to his home. He's not just trying to make America great, but he's trying to make the world better. But it's X, so keep on shilling.
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@JustineBateman I don't think @MattWalshBlog wants an Oscar. He's just making a point about how these awards are just for an inner circle of weenies. The same could be said for Nobels, Pulitzers, etc.
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@BehizyTweets I think that it is a very good idea to have a SECDEF that could actually go out and do PT with a platoon, company, battalion, brigade, or division. That is how you build 'ESPRIT-DE-CORPS'.
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