Jess is anti-soup
@JLewSings
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Beautiful screaming lady | She/her
Cleveland, OH
Joined May 2013
A lot of people don’t know this, but time signatures are actually fractional representations of how much music a piece is. For example, anything in 3/4 is 75% music. Same for 6/8. 9/8 is really special, 113% music. 4/4 is the standard, 100% music. Follow for more music theory ☺️
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Like a lawn chair baby
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Just found out Mitch is only in for a concussion, don’t text
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"Don’t put your laundry in a bag, get a damn basket!" "The bag is easier!" "You're not a hobo, get a basket!!" "I AM a hobo and they're already in the bag!!!!" "GOD DAMN IT MAYA NO DAUGHTER OF MINE IS GONNA PUT HER CLOTHES IN A FUCKIN BAG, GET A DAMN BASKET"
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Downstairs neighbor is absolutely YELLING at the 16 year old who have their cat a bath, I'm very entertained
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I think I'm gonna start a super thread for whenever I hear my neighbors yell and cuss at each other over something really really stupid because I am going to lose my mind listening to them nonstop if I don’t make it fun somehow
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I so desperately want this to work out for us but I have to be honest y'all I just don’t see it happening
Sen. Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized after falling at a hotel in Washington, D.C., @ABC reports.
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You’re dying. You get one last word. What is it?
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probably sounded like raw chicken hitting a windshield
NEWS: @LeaderMcConnell has been hospitalized following a fall at a DC hotel. Per a McConnell spokesman: “This evening, Leader McConnell tripped at a local hotel during a private dinner. He has been admitted to the hospital where he is receiving treatment.”
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@pwallinga sentence in a way maybe fuck I don’t know what are we even doing here
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I think in any other circumstance if you offered a 5 to 6 figure loan to a child with no income or assets, you'd be told you took a stupid risk and to eat the loss
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She's so insane and also a sweetie sweetie pie I love her so much
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Couple of men have liked this and not sent me money, interesting.....
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Happy international women's day!!! If you're a woman: Hell yeah baybee, you rock so hard If you're a man: you're legally obligated to venmo me money to make up for the gender pay gap, my handle there is lewisjessica14 If you're neither: I hope you have a great day
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Listen You don’t know what you don’t know and being rude about spelling is a dick move However
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Y’all will not come for my man like this. I carry a razor blade between my teeth — don’t play w/me
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