What an absolute berk!!

Twitter seems to consist of people telling me about stupid/objectional things that stupid/objectional people have said. Think I'll give it a miss for a while 😃

Not everything done in 2016 was stupid.

A quarter of our car journeys are under 2 miles. When more people cycle, everybody wins. Our new #BikeIsBest ad is now live. https://t.co/yA9f6BwFQt

Imperial measures are bonkers.

It's 11am, if motorists don't want to use this lane can we turn it into a segregated cycle lane please @KirkleesCouncil 🤣

My nomination for DVD of the week @wittertainment that I found on my post round 😃

Motorists constantly moan about cyclist getting in their way but don't have the wherewithal to use one lane of the road. This is not a bus lane at this time of day btw 😃

#bikesatpollingstations #nocycling 🤪

Waiter, there's a fly on my @DudesWalking badge 😃

What more would anyone want for their 48th birthday than a @DudesWalking membership :-)

Keep doing what you've been doing and you will go far Maddie!! Well done, massive achievement!!

Here's my column about the lovely Sajid Javid, and the woman from ISIS, a charming couple

When you’re trying to avoid seeing the Tour Of Oman results until you watch it and then realise not knowing who wins won’t make it any less boring !!!! 🐪 🚲 😴

A man who has worked at Honda in Swindon for 24 years, on finding out his factory will close and 3,500 jobs will be lost. This is gut-wrenching. "They can't even decide for themselves what Brexit means. This is idiocy of epic proportions." https://t.co/xfWS5V5VD0

what is a bannana in a taxi? bannana day trip

Footage has emerged showing Tommy Robinson boasting about scoring drugs and proclaiming himself “king of the whole Islam race” He also described a taxi as a “little P**i who drives a car” https://t.co/eeMJZxMioQ

Well worth a listen to the wisdom of ⁦@leecraigie_⁩ and ⁦@RabWardell⁩

Scum.