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Reading this on the subway and nodding my head up and down so everyone knows I’m on the right side of history
She Loved Eric Adams. She Kept It a Secret. Now She’s Talking. @danarubinstein and @WRashbaum have the exclusive first look at the book everyone in NY politics is talking about
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Yeah I think it’s gonna be her
Hayes: There are some people I have seen who who have the following theory: Schumer is worried about a primary challenge from you AOC: This is so not about me in this moment. This is about people being able to insure their children. I saw some Republican members of congress
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Twilight zone episode where Jerry jones makes a genie wish that no matter what he can’t lose to Micah Parsons
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Me: i’m really storagepilled. I’m such a bucketcucked infracel. The AWS sales rep: What
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The waiters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the waiters
NEW YORK (AP) — New York City Mayor Eric Adams ends his reelection campaign.
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Have been coming to the same lions bar every week this season. Am I allowed to make a tasteful joke about the very obvious hickey the bartender, with whom I’ve developed a rapport, has on his neck
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Crazy to watch him just completely give up on getting reelected in real time
Asked what he would do to stop the deployment of federal troops to Portland, Chuck Schumer replies: "I'd hope some of them [Republicans] would join us in legislation to prevent it from happening." "I know they're loyal to Trump and does whatever he wants but this is so far
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Beast of Burden in the background is so perfect
Last play of the Penn State, Oregon game and just a gutted home crowd
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Lmao
Oregon wins and its defenses rushed to the PSU students. Madness.
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Fully grown man floating in a vat of Tylenol-infused amnion, experiencing four hundred thousand autisms per second, directing American transit policy like a Guild Navigator from Dune.
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Total Everyone Death
🚨BREAKING: U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi: We are seeking the death penalty nationwide.
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An AI chatbot called https://t.co/7oaHYHBKSr is something from an Amazon Prime original scifi movie called “Friended” that only mindofJson watched
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Your new roommate is waiting.
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Wow. So he’s like super gay
University of Arkansas, we are on the way now to kick off my 10-stop campus tour! We’ve already sold two different rooms so we are on the way to the biggest room possible to fit as many students as we can! See y’all on the ground soon!
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Not the point but the idea of “Marine Corps University” is so fucking funny
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