Excited to announce my brand new album .Facebook YouTube Amazon!.Pre sales are up now. #uncancellablerecords.@distrokid.

I'll be yapping on YOutube in a bit.

How women feel about tall men. Come see me on the road:.

Tonight on gas.Check it out!.

RT @nycomedyclub: NYCC & @nowheremetavrse Present Live & Virtual Comedy Club ft. @kaneezsurka @ImDaveTemple @Ariel_Comedy @Notjulio @AllDay….

BE YOURSELF they’ll come around 😂😂😂.See me live:.

Wait for it 😳

RT @nycomedyclub: Get tickets to Bodega Kids ft. @bassamshawl @ImDaveTemple @SantiagoComic @dammn_lissa @matthewarevalo_ & more tonight at….

Latest Episode up on the YouTube there.Check it out:.

RT @ryanlongcomedy: Bad day for trump worse day for porn stars that were about to get hush money.

Working in fast food and beating up customers that come behind the counter is 1 thing. Getting beat up by customers that come behind the counter is something else.

RT @Neko_white93: Telling a kid to “stay in school” is a threat now,Wild 🌎.

We don’t have to use punctuation on twitter.

Buying a blue check mark before buying a REAL ID takes a lot of character and commitment.

The trans community will “reconstruct” themselves after yesterdays awful setback. They always do.

RT @NNFApodcast: They’re just Jealous Ja.No NEED for Apologies . #jamorant #nba

PEOPLE LICK 👅 their DOGS

I hate being out with a boot

RT @luisjgomez: Wednesday night @TheStandNYC we debut @gasdigital presents “Full Tank!! Come hang! @aaronbergcomedy @PhilanthropyGal @Comic….

RT @gasdigital: These are THE WORST adults . Subscribe to for the full episode of @NNFApodcast with @ImDaveTemple &….

New Episode premiering at 3pm today . EXPLOIT YOUR DISSSABILITY (NNFA #248)