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@IanH7
ian humphries
3 months
@StevensG020792 @northernassist This is why I fare dodge at every opportunity. Train companies are the worst
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@IanH7
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6 months
Basically its 4 points from 2 away games with Europe in the middle. We are over performing massively. why some of you are expecting us to be rolling over sides is beyond me. #avfc
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@IanH7
ian humphries
7 years
Looks like @JordanAmavi is matching his boots to his hair😂
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@IanH7
ian humphries
3 months
@netmnp @StevensG020792 @northernassist £15 pound for a half hour train ride that’s turns up late most days and I never get a seat. Dodging a fare is no worse then the way train companies treat us. Nationalise them and I’ll pay no probs
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@IanH7
ian humphries
1 year
@nocontextfm1 Udinese on fm13. Only signed Italians, took the Italy job, only selected udinese players 🙈. Was my first and only save that year .
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@IanH7
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5 years
The worst 20 seconds of tv ever. #skysports #TransferTalk
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@IanH7
ian humphries
2 months
@GMB @VictoriaAtkins @edballs @kategarraway I was at a&e the other week and during the 6 hour wait the clocks changed forward. They changed me a extra hour on the car parking 😭😭😭. No issue paying for parking at hospitals if all the money went back to the hospital.
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@IanH7
ian humphries
1 year
@HLTCO The story of Wrexham isn’t the wages or any of that. It’s 2 blokes falling in love with football.
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@IanH7
ian humphries
3 months
@netmnp @StevensG020792 @northernassist Even more reason to nationalise them. Not matter how logically or morally correct you are I won’t change on this. Rail should be driving this country but it’s a awful profit driven service instead
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
If the golfer would have picked the other lass.... #takemeout
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@IanH7
ian humphries
9 years
Ive had to leave the house, I'm furious, gone for a pint on my own to consider my future at Wolves.I wish I was making this up. #FM15
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
Cheryl send your own act home and save them both ffs. And change your dress it's awful. Oh and put some weight on ffs #XFactor
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@IanH7
ian humphries
7 years
Knocked my ball into next doors garden, I've never spoke to them. "Can I have my ball back please"will be my 1st interaction, I'm 33 ffs
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@IanH7
ian humphries
7 years
The Beeb team saying they don't like to see squads rotated.... they had blatant 5th choice Manish presenting @BBCMOTD last night! #motd
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@IanH7
ian humphries
3 years
@DougMClarke @GraceOnFootball I’m a villa fan, by boy is a villa fan… if he gets as good as Grealish (assuming the football landscape is the same as it is now) I would have been telling him to go!! Champions league is king these days.
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@IanH7
ian humphries
6 years
How sniffed up are these Wigan fans 😂😂😂 #SoccerAM
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
In a world of Kardashians be a Jenna Coleman #Victoria
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@IanH7
ian humphries
6 years
England winning a World Cup would be the pinnacle for me. Nothing in club football could ever come close
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
Big Sam will call up a big physical striker... #Deeneyforengland
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
Genuinely baffled by villa fans who don't want Bruce. #avfc
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@IanH7
ian humphries
5 years
@piersmorgan @joswinson @GMB @susannareid100 Painful watching this was. Lib Dem’s died years ago... she just confirmed it
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@IanH7
ian humphries
7 years
The misses went out for a few drinks yesterday. Her and her pals all drunk ended up back at ours 😞☹️. She keeps apologising thinking I’m moody about it I’m moody because Mauro Icardi has just left my inter team for PSG ffs. 😭😭😭 #fm18
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
Different to what I bash out before bed tbh 👀😂🙈
@T_Deeney
Troy Deeney
8 years
Bash this bad boy out before bed 😅😬
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@IanH7
ian humphries
7 years
😳. The most enjoyable version for me overtaking #CM01 /02
@milesSI
Miles Jacobson 💙
7 years
#FM17 has now been played for over 75m hours Or 8,555 years By average to date, there'll be over 1m sessions played this long weekend Enjoy!
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@IanH7
ian humphries
2 years
@Andyrew8 @clox79 @wardiesholay @talkSPORT His played 34 games against the English top 6 and got 26 goal in the champions league. this weird idea that a player needs to prove them selves against Norwich or villa or some other nonsense is ridiculous
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
Missing chances doesn't mean you was robbed... it means your strikers aren't good enough!
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@IanH7
ian humphries
1 year
@talkSPORT Alex crook. Absolute shambles the fella. Aggressive with his nonsense as well. Get rid
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@IanH7
ian humphries
5 years
A solid nights work. I’m off to get a @RBLeipzig_EN shirt 🙌🏻
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
New boots are here 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
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@IanH7
ian humphries
5 years
Is Shirley having a quick line on the bar in the vic #eastenders
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@IanH7
ian humphries
7 years
Best tweet ever. Love you really @TFoster87 😂😂😂😂😂
@T_Deeney
Troy Deeney
7 years
Only just seen Doc at the darts @IanH7 buzzing 🤣🤣🤣
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@IanH7
ian humphries
7 years
If villa would have signed Imbula, fans would be loving it. Whelan kept him out the team last season. Him and Elmo are solid signings. #avfc
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@IanH7
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5 years
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@IanH7
ian humphries
6 years
The misses is watching some Mary Berry Christmas nonsense 😭. Basically my conclusion is that Mary Berry is a bellend #maryberry
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@IanH7
ian humphries
6 years
Just dropped the lad at nursery. No messing about full #England kit. #ItsComingHome
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@IanH7
ian humphries
6 years
These fuckers are on a first date (shit hole pub, terrible choice) and I’m sat here with the little man screaming the place down whenever I stop rocking the pram. Every time the Bloke chats shit I stop rocking 😂😂😂
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
I haven't actually watched any of the Brits, I asked to be told when Little Mix came on. Now I've seen them that's enough for me.
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@IanH7
ian humphries
5 years
What a club 🙌🏻
@RBLeipzig_EN
RB Leipzig English
5 years
#TwoGoalTimo is real (in a virtual sense)
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
😂😂😂😂🙈😂😂👍🏼This is, by some distance my fave ever tweet. Mental spending & lower then Burton still it's fun !! #avfc .
@Dr_TonyXia
Dr. Tony Xia
8 years
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 months
@AlexBeeOfficial They will never do it. But the game needs a year off. Miss a cycle and fix the game
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@IanH7
ian humphries
7 years
This wife on #granddesigns is doing my head in. Full on head pecker
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@IanH7
ian humphries
7 years
Play them/ the u20s. Dont want any prem/championship clubs buying bang average foreigners,trust the kids
@danielstorey85
Daniel Storey
7 years
England are the first country in history to win three major men's underage tournaments in a single year. Truly exceptional.
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@IanH7
ian humphries
9 years
@T_Deeney pick a charity lad...
@TheSpecialRon
The Special Ron
9 years
@T_Deeney Hi mate, I'm a mate of @IanH7 's but am Blues. If you score in front of the Holte I'm donating 100 quid to a charity of your choice
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@IanH7
ian humphries
7 years
"You go get your head down love, me and the little man are playing #FM17 " 👌🏻. #wfc
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@IanH7
ian humphries
10 years
Just been called a "homo looking gay" by a tramp after saying I have no change. A new low.
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@IanH7
ian humphries
5 years
Me: Cleaned the house, cleared the cupboard the builder needs to be clear for tomorrow, did the washing, cut the lawn, killed about 475 spiders & ripped out 4 thorn bushes before we get to autumn. Wife: can’t believe you didn’t clean the pan 😭😭😭😭
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@IanH7
ian humphries
6 years
Villa twitter tho... what a weird place. I don’t care if your Bruce in/out whatever but at least be consistent. “We have to many right backs” *loans out a non playing right back(irrelevant if you think he should)* “What’s he doing “ #avfc
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@IanH7
ian humphries
7 years
My mom brought this for my unborn son today. Unreal #halamadrid @realmadriden
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@IanH7
ian humphries
9 years
My fave ever villa player retires. playing his last game in the #CopaSudamericana final, Baller. @JUANPABLOANGEL http://t.co/gGkZW4WIOS
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@IanH7
ian humphries
7 years
random In the pub has joined our conversation... he discovered I'm from chelmsley...he reckons he was the one who found @T_Deeney 🙈😂
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@IanH7
ian humphries
4 years
Fans fighting each other, reports of racial abuse in the stands, general dickhead behaviour from young lads after a dark fruit... it’s not a villa problem, it’s not a football problem, just loads of cunts about 🤷‍♂️
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@IanH7
ian humphries
5 years
Me to the only other lad at work: Did you watch the football the weekend? ''No'' oh, did you watch the rugby ? ''no but did you watch strictly??'' END OF CONVO. going to be a long Monday this.
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@IanH7
ian humphries
1 year
@TradingEi They need a revamp of icons. They should always be the best cards going.
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@IanH7
ian humphries
9 years
That Kate Abdo. The things I would do to her. Mainly disappoint. #SSNHQ #DeadlineDay
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@IanH7
ian humphries
4 years
With Harry quitting the monarchy do we have to keep pretending Charles is his dad? #HarryandMeghan
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@IanH7
ian humphries
5 years
Me and the little one are playing our own version of rugby in the living room this morning. We use a round ball and can only use your feet it’s brillaint. I reckon it might catch on
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@IanH7
ian humphries
7 years
Madrid winning, Villa winning, won 12-3 at 5aside, im playing #fm17 on the train whilst sipping @carling . Decent night so far this
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
66/1 on a Villa win here. Printing money. #avfc
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
Yes @chelmsleytown !! Ballers. after years of me telling @SteveSol1979 to give it up I'm delighted for the lad
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@IanH7
ian humphries
6 years
Pretty sure during my school life I had one maximum 2 snow days. The nipper is on her 4th of 2018 ffs.
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@IanH7
ian humphries
7 years
The misses is bored on mat leave, said I would take her out Saturday afternoon. #avfc v #Wfc it is 👌🏻
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@IanH7
ian humphries
9 years
8 games and 2 months later I'm a Europa league team and 8 of my starting 11 (inc my 5star gk) have been sold by the board. #fm15
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
No messing about with team selection tonight #AVFC we haven't won a competitive game for about 19 years.
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@IanH7
ian humphries
7 years
At some lads 30th and people have ordered tea and coffee!!!! No words
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@IanH7
ian humphries
6 years
I’ve been critical of Southgate but his been ace this week and I like what his doing with this England squad.
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@IanH7
ian humphries
7 years
Going to be absolute baller 😎
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@IanH7
ian humphries
7 years
Shame it's 2026... but look at the contract expiring list 😍👌🏻. Shame I don't sign anyone over 24 #fm17
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@IanH7
ian humphries
6 years
Nothing beats the World Cup. !!! Nothing. Fuck club football, the highs never compare
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
Scholes was better for longer (seemed to get better with age) Lampard has the stats but still at absolute peak I'd take Gerrard.
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@IanH7
ian humphries
10 years
Just meet the lovely @michkeegan 😍😍 http://t.co/kYdBRj0dTE
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@IanH7
ian humphries
10 years
Girls look hot in footy shirts.fact. Rachel Riley in a England top doing keep ups. http://t.co/ZQDwnuZYvQ http://t.co/Y6MLZadQ5V
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
Unreal result lads
@chelmsleytown
Chelmsley Town FC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@IanH7
ian humphries
6 years
Another player wasted by England.
@carras16
Michael Carrick
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@IanH7
ian humphries
6 years
Big Dion on #motd . 😢
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
Alli is special isn't he.
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼🙌🏼👏🏻
@chelmsleytown
Chelmsley Town FC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
8 years
History made @chelmsleytown win an #FAVase game for the first time @BuildbaseUK 🍻🍻🍻
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@IanH7
ian humphries
7 years
This Icelandic chap villa have signed.... I've shagged a lot worse tbf 😍 #Avfc
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@IanH7
ian humphries
2 years
One of the worst takes I’ve ever seen. I think Beckham is one of the most underrated players going. Elite player
@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
2 years
You might want to suck up to him, for whatever reason, but Beckham was the most overrated player in history. Wouldn't have got onto the Arsenal Invincibles bench.
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@IanH7
ian humphries
6 years
Played 5s tonight for the first time since jack was born. Never lose it...
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
Me & @Gaz523 playing in the same tomorrow... couple of pics from our last outing few years back
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@IanH7
ian humphries
6 years
Just sitting having a beer, thinking about Harry Kane and his hold up play 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 #england
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@IanH7
ian humphries
6 years
👀👀👀😂
@NuneatonTFC
Nuneaton Town FC
6 years
Boro' were 7-2 up with less than 30 to play @halesowentownfc came back from the dead to win 9-8. #BackTheBoro
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@IanH7
ian humphries
3 years
If Grealish signs a new deal, I’ll go to work have a few pints after and villa will end up between 8th -12th. If Grealish goes to city, I’ll got to work have a few pints and villa will finish 8th- 16th. It’s not that deep. Most important of the none important things. #avfc
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@IanH7
ian humphries
7 years
Can tell the football is finished It's 10am and the little one and misses are on there 3rd episode of #DanceMoms 😭😭😭. #FM17 is needed here
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@IanH7
ian humphries
5 months
@AlexBeeOfficial Attacking, defending and general passing. Apart from that it’s going alright
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
This
@WatfordNewsOnly
Watford FC Fans
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#WatfordFC #WFC Watford boss Walter Mazzarri insists Troy Deeney deserves England cal..
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
Sunday scenes #lfc #wfc
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@IanH7
ian humphries
5 years
Yewande is a bell. She will be bitter as on aftersun
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
Skipper in a 4-1 win, then sitting getting drunk watching a Isco masterclass as Real destroy . Good day yesterday was
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@IanH7
ian humphries
5 years
Still the best tweet ever. #corrie
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@IanH7
ian humphries
7 years
If this slag goes for Jonny I'll be fuming #loveisland
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@IanH7
ian humphries
6 years
Wasn’t Gary some bad ass marine type who was then off doing shady jobs in Ukraine?? now his been smashed silly by David platt 🤷🏻‍♂️ #coronationstreet
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
Newcastle lose "one of them, they will be fine " villa lose... Meltdown. That was a alright performance, Won't be many tougher away games.
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@IanH7
ian humphries
7 years
Harry Winks has been superb as well
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
A mention for @chelmsleytown
@Squawka
Squawka
8 years
2. Austin to Williams: EVERY former non-league player currently in the Premier League -
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@IanH7
ian humphries
7 years
A lot of villa & blues fans are embarrassing themselves before the inevitable 1-1 draw.
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@IanH7
ian humphries
3 years
@UnitedJosh11 @clubamerica117 @jackson_mundy @ArchieSwain05 @Wot_m7 @EAFIFADirect Get rid of position changes but have players who can play multiple. Ronaldo will be 10 as a striker, 9 LW, 7 RW but 2 as a CM.
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@IanH7
ian humphries
7 years
Winning 🙌🏻
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@IanH7
ian humphries
8 years
England top of the group, 2 points clear, and have played the 2 toughest away games. Shit wankers 💤💤💤💤 All that matters is qualifying!!
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