HowlingShrek
@HowlingShrek
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Yeah anyway here’s what you would look like if you were Agarthan or Wakandan btw.
Memo to all Groypers: when you call me a ‘Boomer’, I take it as a massive compliment. I literally use the word ‘BOOM!’ constantly on here to celebrate everything from Arsenal goals to England wickets and @PiersUncensored ratings. I’m a very proud BOOMER.
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Orbiters and lurkers alike, it is time to pick a side. Are you hilarious and irreverent or are you humorless and as uncreative as an NPC?
The Howlers fire is burning out. The time of the serfer has just begun.
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At a restaurant Order Eat Sit, waiting for the check Waitress arrives "Aren't you that-" "No ma'am, check, please" "C'mon, get hard for mommy." "You got the wron-" "I like sugar and I like t-" Unloaded with a thunderous roar Fighting my tears, I scurry away, defeated. O-face on-
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Sitting in my car parked at the nearest space from the drive-thru. Feeling the sickening warmth in my lap as I devour the contents of the bag. Overcome with a sense of utter dread as out of the corner of my eye I can still see a second McDonald’s bag sitting in the passenger seat
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“What are you laughing at on your phone?” “Oh, you wouldn’t like it” Come on!” “I’d have to explain the whole thing and it…basically some family’s kid was missing and they got the body back finally but they never found the head and hands” “That’s horrible!” “I fuckin told you…”
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TIER LIST 🚨WARNING NOT ALL HOWLERS INCLUDED🚨 🚨HOWLERS WERE CHOSEN RANDOMLY🚨 🚨 @HowlingBingus your picture was accidentally deleted from the tier list I am so sorry. You would've been Sexual Offenders behind @howlingiranian 🚨 This is true and unbiased because I made it
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>”most pro rape administration in history”
it was a difficult achievement given the competition, but donald trump has successfully assembled the most pro-rape administration in american history
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I'm the type of person to run a gay person over in the middle of the street and ask them if they're straight.
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Can anyone help me find @HowlingDonut0 ? I want to share this absolutely amazing donut that I can't stop biting it with him.
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Single greatest piece of media ever
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