HowlingBingus
@HowlingBingus
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Dinner with Bingus A short story by Bingus Preface I've no idea what I am doing and manually editing the center oriented text made me feel smart.
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Oh, sure. Kick ME out of @PlanetFitness for licking a woman's sweat off the bench, SHE'S the one with bad manners for not cleaning up after herself.
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Whelp, guess it's canon. Bingus has green eyes and won't see Agartha.
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I dont just rape for me. I rape for my family. I rape for my people. I rape for a better world
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Coal posted today, gonna take the fifty lashings and do better tomorrow.
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"Is ThIs OkAy!?!?!" Y'know what? Yeah, it is. For the love of fuck are women sentient or not? The emotional burden of having to carry not onl- I fucking just hate women. Y'all want a dad that carries the burden of being a person for you.
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Good on him. Maybe they'll bring back dancing and karaoke.
I don't know whether to be impressed or horrified a 17 year old is trying to smash Either way I said I'm too old and I'm Christmas shopping
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Wanna be a Howler, night prowler, 20" subs in my panel van. Follow getting laid tonight. GHB so strong, it lays her out. I hit the parkway, got unspoken fantasies to fulfill the right way. Ain't no better way, yeah!
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So are women upset about IVF? Kinda takes the fun of being kidnapped, imprisoned, and inseminated by powerful men fantasy the Handmaiden's Tale popped in your minds.
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Movie? Shit we're living it.
I need a movie where the villain actually won
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Erm excuse me sir are you aware thats racist? Yes nigga I love it
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I mean, chubbed up in short shorts and- 80's workout gear is the best we got.
I wish men had sluttier outfit options because why am I in a mini skirt and you’re in a fucking quarter zip
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Unfuckable "people" already exist. If they're not the villain or even if they are at least make them look like they want some fuck every now again.
The more I chat with cool people like Yorch, the more I want to understand every side… So let’s have a respectful conversation: - Would you rather characters look beautiful or realistic? - Do you think female characters look realistic, or is there propaganda happening?
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That's the spirit 😏
R4p3 jokes just don't hit anymore. It's not the same. I don't even want it anymore.
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The taller they are, the harder they fall.
Men, would you date a woman taller than you?
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My grandmother, and Imma paraphrase here "Girls your age aren't gonna be good wives, I at least want to know you'll have good meals when you grow up." She died in '08, and hated how much I sleazed about and called me a whore. She really did love me.
Men who can cook . who taught you?
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Pack it up, blood don't even want ya.
fumbling ur cousin a different typa pain
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