HowlingCalvin
@HowlingCalvin0
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This was me yesterday. Luckily today went swimmingly and tomorrow is going to be a beautiful day.
Toad yelled, “Does something have to go wrong every single day!”
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my body was destined to be destroyed from birth and my mind was developing too slowly to recognize what was happening now I've killed whatever parts of myself were left and somehow think transitioning will save me. girl it's #Over you're barely a person
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Apologies I have so much spelling mistakes. Pls be kind English is not my primary language. 👍👍👍
I just at so many Takis I’m about to have a male period. I haven’t even left the Walmart. Uh oh, clean up on isle nine. ITS A STINKER! 😂😂😂
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*(accidentally) ignites underground gas-line* *quickly stomps away* *goes home* *settles in for bed*
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I just at so many Takis I’m about to have a male period. I haven’t even left the Walmart. Uh oh, clean up on isle nine. ITS A STINKER! 😂😂😂
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She’s fat, gross, evil, and whatever but there’s something I’ve not hated about her. Definitely more of a Will than an Evan.
Hi, I’m a U.S. House candidate who’s either down in the polls or just really loves attention. Can I interest you in some articles of impeachment?
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