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Alone in a room with your fifth-grade son:
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@KILLTOPARTY
If she slept with another guy and that's grounds for divorce in his state, he doesn't need to know exactly what happened.
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@officerfrenly
If she's going to that effort she isn't cheating yet. He has to up his game.
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@CovfefeAnon
Chick from class ordering coffee Hope you prepped for class - I read the case 4 times and wrote an outline.
Me setting down my beer - I'm skimming it now.
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@Howlingmutant0
"He died at home in his mansion with his wife of almost 40 years, his 3 kids, and his 4 grandkids by his side. What a loser!"
[microwaves dinner, drinks wine out of squeezable box]
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@KILLTOPARTY
It was transgressively-funny (like children swearing) and they leaned really hard into it for attention.
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"John, your target for last quarter was 3 and you ate 10. We're giving you a one-time bonus of $10,000 and assigning you to Mr. Khan's team."
"I always heard working under him was the fast-track to partner."
"Let's just say you've really impressed us."
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@KILLTOPARTY
He's a good son/brother who doesn't have the social sense to just say "I sent my mom some money to help out around the house".
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AIDS-ridden take.
Behold the Colossus of Constantine: its face a caricature, its eyes disproportionate, the statue itself grotesque... poorly crafted.
Why? Because Christianity rose to the detriment of classical antiquity.
As the empire declined, so too did its once sublime art.
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@onlineblackface
@DAKKADAKKA1
Who do you think it's for? Who do you think watches Donald Glover?
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@MuttleySnicker
@upstatefederlst
Every prior immigrant group was ruthlessly (and rightly) discriminated against while being offered a path to assimilation. Somalis can't be assimilated. Too dim/crime-prone at the group level.
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@memeticsisyphus
"I can't just cut people out of my life!"
"Yeah you can. It's easy. Just stop taking their calls."
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@SeriousPIace
"Do you really think self-immolation works? Because after 2 people it's marginal." I'm workshopping it.
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@Howlingmutant0
@yoalexrapz
Have you tried offering them cocaine and a part in a low-budget titty comedy?
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@ScottMGreer
Being Orthodox in the South always comes off as LARPing even if the guy's sincere.
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@ccllaazz
@memeticsisyphus
5 years after that you call them "defendant in a malpractice case".
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@KILLTOPARTY
Absolutely. If she walks, she walks. And if she stays she'll never try it again. That was the core of what Heartiste was on about.
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"You know on of the reasons that fashions have made women look so terrible is because the goddamned designers hate women." - President Nixon, 13 May 1971.
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@BowtiedGuanaco
@kunley_drukpa
Exactly. All respect to the people of El Salvador, their institutions are overly strong and the gangs were incredibly organized. And Bukele crushed them. Utterly. His actions show the crime in America is the will of the ruling class.
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This attitude is why the English ran your island for 700+ years.
The virgin Irish can't shut the hell up versus the Anglo "so I started blasting".
Guns are for people who can't talk, either because of intellectual incapacity or intellectual ccwardice. This scene portrays that exactly.
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His real name is John Winthrop and he graduated KU in '03 and Purdue in '07.
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@NotoriousPBG
Ain't it great? Schools should show his videos so the at-risk students can see the mockery they're in for and the not-at-risk kids can have a laugh.
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@fitzfromdublin
He manages to speak at a wake without coming across like he's stealing the spotlight. He's very human. I also suspect he has a decent relationship with the NYPD, at least structurally. He'd have to, given his background.
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Just made the chorus my ringtone. HR meeting, here I come.
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@dialectical_p
ISIS had a thing with power drills and kneecaps. Don't know why that comes to mind.
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They just captured an enemy general/president/high priest all-in-one, they GOT NOTHING.
The Simpsons avi told me so.
I love Starship Troopers so much. The final moments are the propaganda in film begging you to sign up. They are losing a war they started, the biggest win they can promote in the film is they caught The Brain Bug and are torturing it, they got nothing
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@bizlet7
The monk in the picture was protesting a policy by his own government toward his own people and didn't need to explain why he was doing it because everyone knew as soon as it happened.
This guy LARPed and now his flight gets to have an awesome first formation.
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Choose your drip.
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Morning, gentlemen. Tobacco, pork chops, and bourbon - it's a great day to be in the South.
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@captivedreamer7
Is he a legit groyper or an ironic groyper? Because a bunch of them don't know the history of the e-right, let alone the rest of political thought.
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@bronzeagemantis
I'd like a physiognomy comparison of the median groyper with the median fratboy at Ole Miss.
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Frat guys helping to stomp leftists and people want to bitch about it.
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@plzbepatient
You knew that was coming. The American Left can't tolerate false idols for long.
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@FavelaOverlord
Don't off yourself for another country.
Don't off yourself over a girl.
No one's gonna' feel bad for you.
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@ChoochSkookum
@KILLTOPARTY
@PayAlleria
That's cheap and easy validation while she sells her principles for Jimmy Choos (although if she stays, she's embodying her principles).
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@Indian_Bronson
The people in charge don't want to. L.A. found a serial killer in a week when the elite there demanded it.
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@JadeAtrophis
This beast-worship is revolting. At least the Romans viewed their gods in human forms.
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@captivedreamer7
Big Spence is doing it now? God, the has-beens, never-weres, and shouldn't-have-beens are all out.
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The "men don't read and that's a problem" chick retweeted this.
Charlotte: it was a 4.8 on the richter scale!
Miranda: the richter scale is a totally outdated method for measuring magnitudes and everyone knows it
Samantha: let’s just say it wasn’t the only thing making my walls shake this morning
Carrie: big is moving to paris
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@KILLTOPARTY
Why do you think Sydney Sweeney's so popular? And she's not even beautiful (she's pretty, to be fair). A conventionally-attractive woman can't get a role right now.
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I've angered the Somalis. Guess I'll have to throw them a sack of grain and some khat.
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She learned that cadence, gesture-pattern, and set of facial expressions from media.
Zoomer girl, voting for the first time, can’t wrap her head around people voting for Trump
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@CovfefeAnon
Once you know about the transatlantic telegraph line, it scales up. She probably doesn't know about that, though.
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Morning all. You're never too old for a glass of chocolate milk.
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You wanted to be in a male space.
Luckily I've been informed by very online men that constantly telling women they don't deserve to live past 25 is just "boys being boys" and doesn't ever actually harm anyone.
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Encourages people to enter the Capitol yet faces no federal charges.
@JackPosobiec
There is no “frat boy uprising.”
These are pro-Israel counter protests being led by Jewish campus organizations.
The white guys at Ole Miss who ostensibly got psyopped into joining in by tweets like yours have all been doxed and are being investigated by their university.
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@CovfefeAnon
The video from the door-cams at a neighboring house was hilarious.
"Why did he shoot? I mean she's not trying to stab YOU."
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If I get kicked, for whatever reason, it's been a privilege.
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@L0m3z
Sky King seemed to understand what he was doing and how he got himself there. I know he didn't go into a ton of detail, but the tone when he said that indicated a breakthrough. He also acknowledged that he A) had a family and B) would hurt them.
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Ironically he fits in because he wears the suit and tie. He's being himself.
I love that Donald Trump wears a suit and tie when he goes to UFC fights. Any other politician would pander and act like he's fitting in by dressing casual
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@KILLTOPARTY
A six-year old saying a gamer word because he heard his uncle say it is funny IRL (unless you're the uncle), but the uncle always feels bad about it (ask me how I know).
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Have the balls to explicitly sentence him to this sort of assault or shut the hell up about it.
Ex-gymnastics doctor Larry Nassar who abused underage girls is needing to pay gang members with "s**ual favors" for protection in prison.
Good. He deserves even worse.
Nassar was sentenced to prison for 40-175 yrs for s**ually abusing hundreds of gymnasts.
Nassar has to "suck
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State trooper manhandling a protester of indeterminate sex groyper.
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A DUI at 7:53 in the morning - what the fuck, man?
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