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Texas A&M fans hearing they’re hiring a new coach only to find out it’s Mark Stoops
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So Target & Walmart announces they will be closed on Thanksgiving Day. All stores should be closed on Thanksgiving Day. No reason at all to be open that day.
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Me & my wife in South Texas headed to HEB today.
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People in Austin, Tx headed to the store today.
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When I see Barron trending, I wonder what my dog named Barron did.
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@HerndonGearis
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Stabler: I’ll behave Viewers: #LawAndOrderSVU
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Not sure why Tim Conway is trending but if you were around to watch The Carol Burnett Show then you knew what a comedic genius he was
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@Super70sSports *voice on the other end* We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
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@HerndonGearis
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Spurs: We’re just seconds away from a title Ray Allen:
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I’m here to tell you about our lord and savior Steve Sarkisian #HookEm
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@HerndonGearis
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Laughs in Texan It’s so hot in San Antonio I saw a dog chasing a cat & they were both walking.
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This is how hot the UK is right now 😮 #heatwave
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JJ Watt with his first sack of the season.
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No, I did not attend UT. Took a few community college courses. That said, I’m a proud “Walmart t-shirt Longhorns fan.” Proud to be and damn sure never will apologize. #HookEm #AllTheDamnDay
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@HerndonGearis
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Let’s check in on Bob Barker since he retired.
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Why is my dog Barron trending again? Maybe this is why.
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Davy Crockett didn’t give his life at the Alamo so that #whataburger would be sold to an investment bank in Chicago
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@KaplanSportsBiz @Ken_Rosenthal I found a cell phone in the parking lot after that game. I knew it belonged to Angel Hernandez because it had a bunch of missed calls.
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@HerndonGearis
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Hudson Card appreciation tweet #HookEm
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I think some Longhorn fans need to enter the transfer portal #HookEm
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When I see Gary Sheffield trending, thinking the worst but then see why.
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Stop asking if the roads are safe. Y’all can’t drive when it’s 75 and sunny. #SanAntonio
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BREAKING: The Big 12 just released the 2023 Texas Longhorns schedule At TCU At Oklahoma St At Texas Tech At Oklahoma (Game To Be Played In Melbourne, Australia At Iowa St At Baylor At West Virginia At UCF At Houston #HookEm
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I pull for UT. I don’t pull for a conference. Far as I’m concerned the Big 12 conference could go winless in bowl games and I’d be just fine.
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Nolan Ryan, when he sees someone walking around w/o a mask on in public
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I can’t believe the Olympic committee had John Legend sing ‘Imagine’ for the #OpeningCeremonies and not this super group.
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Texas may beat Alabama. Texas may lose to Alabama. So you know what I’m gonna do? Cheer my hardest, hoping for a win. If they lose, I’ll still be a fan & not give up on them. #HookEm
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37 years ago today. Perhaps the greatest live performances ever. Greatest frontman ever. #LiveAid
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People in Texas headed to HEB today #TexasFreeze
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Time for the Showcase Showdown on The Price Is Right.
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Dinner is poured. #QuarantineMomQuotes
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Kansas volleyball fans after that fifth set tonight #HookEm
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Even in the womb. #HookEm
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@Super70sSports When Carson retired, so did late night talk shows.
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@Kyle__Boone Hope they had Allstate to be better protected from mayhem.
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Tech fans when they realize @kyleumlang is tweeting facts about them #TechFactTuesday
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If you’re a Longhorns fan that said you won’t watch them anymore this season then be gone for good. If you can’t stick with them during the challenging times you don’t deserve to be there when things get better. And they will.
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Kroger, upon hearing H-E-B is headed to the DFW area.
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Even cows know you never step on the foul line. @FoulPoleSports
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@Super70sSports Earl Campbell didn’t do push-ups. He pushed the earth down.
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@Super70sSports Lasted longer than starting pitchers do these days
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@Super70sSports Apparently Justin Turner gave Kevin Cash COVID, causing him to loose his sense of Snell.
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Matt Gaetz doesn’t look like Huey Lewis or Donny Osmond. He looks like former Bears qb Jim McMahon.
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Y’all are just finding out Vidor is a racist town. What rick you been under. Texans have known this for YEARS. Oh, Jasper is equally as racist.
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What did my dog named Barron do to cause him to trend? Maybe for being a good boy.
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Hey, Tech. Gotta knock knock joke for you Texas: Knock knock Tech: Who’s there: Texas: Owen Tech: Owen who? Texas: 0 and five #HookEm
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Nolan Ryan, when he sees the Chicago Tribune columnist on the steet who said the Texas Rangers should change their name
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On my way to my boss after finding out that 82% of Americans make more than $400K a year.
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The real Burger Queen is Wendy’s. And why Burger King hasn’t married Dairy Queen yet and moved into White Castle is beyond me.
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Piece of advice. If you’re tempted to tweet Joshua Moore and call him out because he’s entering the transfer portal, don’t do it. #HookEm
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When I find out #Whataburger gets sold to a Chicago investment bank
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I’m a proud t-shirt Longhorn fan. And I don’t give a damn what anybody thinks about it. #HookEm #ThisIsTexas
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ERCOT hoping the power grid doesn’t fail in Texas during this Winter Storm Warning
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Folks, Tom Herman is gone. He ain’t walking thru that door. Quit living in the past. It’s not fair to Sark. Give him a damn chance. #HookEm
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BREAKING NEWS: NASA just released this photo from Mars. It’s the home run ball from Jorge Soler. #WorldSeries #BattleATL
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@DylanMcDermott tweeting during #OrganizedCrime is the content I’m here for.
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@umpjob Next headline hopefully will be “Youth Baseball Coach To Serve 3-4 Years In Jail For Assault”
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New Mexico St is about to have more road SEC wins this season than Texas A&M
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Me, as a Longhorns fan #HookEm
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I need a 30For30 just on @LennyDykstra
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Me watching the #SchoolhouseRock50Singalong and realizing ABC ruined it
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@Super70sSports Foul territory there is the 3rd largest continent in the world
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I need more UT Longhorns followers. Additionally need suggestions on Longhorns accounts to follow. Help me out! #HookEm
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@TexasFootball @jtuck9 @Ravens @NFL Lions coached by former Aggie, Dan Campbell. Tucker still handing out losses to A&M
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Glad I protected my outside faucet #TexasFreeze
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@Super70sSports After mining for gold, Charlie Blackmon went onto have a successful MLB career
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All I’m saying is In-n-Out doesn’t have a pico de gallo burger. Reason 1,376 Whataburger is the best.
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Whataburger has a breakfast burger. In-n-Out doesn’t. Advantage: Whataburger
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Might not be Barron Trump but my Barron says hello
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Who’s The Father #WorstBoardgame
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@TexasFancyBoots It wasn’t even a Fairleigh close match.
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@Super70sSports Texas Longhorns beating USC in the National Championship #HookEm
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My wife watches #Dateline religiously. If I go missing it was her
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Happy Birthday Barron. Well, not until June but my Barron says hello.
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@Super70sSports He didn’t get his hair cut. He got it circumcised
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@SLAMonline @PaulPabst @SNYNets If Durant is in on this then he’s doing a helluva acting job.
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When I see that @DylanMcDermott will be live tweeting during #OrganizedCrime tonight.
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@Super70sSports Smoky & The Bandit 8. The Bandit & Frog have 24 hours to go get a kilo of coke & weed to bring it back to Willie, Pryor & Williams
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How it started vs How it ended #HookEm
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Me trying to keep up with #NoLonghornfanUnder1k train
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Live look at first quarter of FSU vs Louisville #ACCChampionship
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@OU_Football From a Longhorns fan, that’s great news. Well wishes to the young man
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Aggie: I’m glad we don’t have a coach like Sark on our staff. You see him berate that person? Also Aggie: We hired a new OC today The OC👇 #HookEm
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I’m here to tell you about the Class of ‘23. #HookEm #NSD23
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@Super70sSports I just struck out looking at this.
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Scottie, when Phil didn’t draw up the last play for him. #LastDance
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@Super70sSports I was sacked 4 times just looking at this
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@Super70sSports Those uniforms alone get a 10
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@RealTomPetrini This alone should get Murray’s jersey retired.
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@Super70sSports Mike Brady had us ALL fooled.
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S/O to Chris Paul for overcoming his demons & beating his addiction
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Chris Paul says he’s ‘addicted’ to playing in the NBA Finals “Now that I’ve got a taste of what that experience is like, I’m sort of addicted.” (Via TIME)
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Live look at Virginia trying to slow down Florida #OrangeBowl #CapitalOneOrangeBowl
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Literally Everyone: Titans have no shot Titans: #TENvsBAL #NFLDivisionalRound
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Can’t believe tonight is Sam Wasterston’s final episode on @lawandordertv What a legendary iconic performance as Jack McCoy. Law & Order won’t be the same w/o him
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Death, Taxes & @HaFro09 handing Billy loses on Twitter
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People in North Texas walking to their car
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Cam Newton showing at his introductory press conference.
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My fellow Longhorn fans. Embrace the hate. Screw them all. #HookEm
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@Super70sSports Open shirt to his navel. Gold medallion around his neck. Burning lung dart. Alcohol. Sammy Davis Jr. The 70’s. What a time to be alive
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The announcement today of Horns with Heart announcement seems to have ruffled a lot of feathers around the college football landscape. They hate us cus the ain’t us. Embrace the hate & screw Em all. #HookEm
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