My New Year's Resolution is to annoy less grammar pedants.

Sat waiting next to my wife, who is 38 weeks pregnant. The midwife comes out and asked ME if I've had my blood pressure taken yet. I know I've gained a few kgs, but in my defence love I've not been able to exercise at all for 6 months #savage #longcoviddoingmedirty

TBH, this seems worse than having the road blocked by climate activists for a few minutes. https://t.co/XsNvHfSl29

Next time I have shit coffee this will be used

Well turns out I identify as a blue whale

A solid, reliable 13°C. Cold mild. Dependable. Prime light jacket weather. The perfect temperature.

@LIWRFC is on track to officially submit their Business Plan Application to join @Premier15s from 2024. @LIWRFC has made three {3} coaching 🗣 : 🇳🇿@Lydiacrossmannz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@abi_chamb 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @karenrfindlay cc @SaintsRugby @FalconsRugby @Lirugby @LeicesterTigers @BathRugby @LichLadiesRugby

We’re proud to announce our new coaching team ahead of our bid to be part of the @Premier15s - an impressive line up of former Black Fern @Lydiacrossmannz ex @England7s Captain @abi_chamb & former Scottish International Karen Findlay 🟢 #OnePride #OnePassion #OneExileNation #LIW

Hey @MicrosoftHelps I've been locked out of my Hotmail account and the only way I can get support is by logging in. Which I can't do. How on Earth can I get hold of someone to help?? I've tried every step on the website and my verification information isn't 'sufficient' #help

I’m healthy - I am 25 years old, I go to the gym all the time, I eat well and this has honestly flattened me. I get tiered walking 8 steps to go to the bathroom, my chest is heavy all the time and I can’t sleep because I’m coughing all the time.

A fantastic way to end the patriotic weekend by having a vote about how shit the prime minister is.

Guns to be banned from Donald Trump’s upcoming NRA appearance, proving that the US can protect a child when it wants to.

Just in case anyone was wondering how it's going, the chancellor kept a green card for another country whilst his wife skipped taxes in this one, a conservative MP was convicted of sexual assault, the Prime Minister broke the law and was fined, and it's only Tuesday.

Trump would rather start a civil war than say that black people deserve to be alive. Johnson would rather look after his mate than protect you from a pandemic. Stop voting for people that do not care about you.

After two NASA astronauts travel to the ISS, 400km above the Earth’s surface, critics say surely there’s a cheaper way to test their eyesight.

TEAM NEWS 📰 The #RedRoses have been forced into a change for the game against @FranceRugby tomorrow in Exeter as Heather Kerr replaces the injured Lark Davies. More ➡ https://t.co/2fXhwHNYlv

Thanks ☺️

Your #RedRoses squad to face France this Saturday in Clermont. K.O 13:10 GMT, LIVE on @SkySports. Preview ➡ https://t.co/HCIETtQidn #SendHerVictorious

📋 FIXTURES CONFIRMED The #RedRoses' autumn match schedule has been announced, including two home #QuilterInternationals in Exeter and Bedford 🌹 Full story: https://t.co/irgA8tEH3Q