“Thanks for easing it in…” @HeardAtF3

(Pax had carpooled) 1: “Hurry and open it up! I’m getting really wet over here!” @F3Nation

@HeardAtF3 this morning: Pax 1: I’m going to call your wife and ask her if you can do @GORUCK Bragg Pax 2: Oh, she already said I can go, I just don’t want to. @EngelbartsII 😘

“I didn’t even notice the back puddle…” @F3Nation

@F3Metro, a small but mighty group showed up for Revolution Beatdown. Read all about it, https://t.co/WCQqlvIE4P along w/ the Top Three "that's what she said" quotes, including this beauty: "It gets harder, when it gets longer." @HeardAtF3 @JosephWesterha1 @F3Crockett89 @F3Evil

This is special. @F3Nation

All You Can Do Is Laugh

Now this is a Back Blast, one for the annuls. A must read for the newly indoctrinated, sad clown, and, well all. @HeardAtF3

(After calling A “Dick Dipper”) 1: “Did he just call what I think he called?” 2: “Yes” 1: “That’s not in the Lexicon, and I don’t want to do it” 2: “Don’t worry, there’s no way he goes longer than a few seconds…” @F3Nation

@Homebrew_F3 @88_f3 @F3LakeWylie @F3_ItalianJob @ptthorne @chiphill4 @F3_Bobber @F3_WhiteHat @F3GoldRush @F3theFort @F3RockHill @HeardAtF3 "show him the green monster"

@HeardAtF3 “Listen, JOHN, I’m going to keep using your government name until you start listening!” (He kept grabbing sandbags during a ruck when we told him to stop because he had a ton of blisters on his feet.)

@JohnKing1991 @HeardAtF3 @F3Jacksonville “These quads were made for this!!!!” -PUD

@JohnKing1991 @HeardAtF3 @F3Jacksonville “As soon as I stopped vomiting, I felt fine!” -BigBird

@HeardAtF3 “It just looked like I had my period while I was running that’s all.” @F3Jacksonville #BRR

@HeardAtF3 “These quads are made for this.” @F3Jacksonville #BRR

@HeardAtF3 “I’m 56 bitch.” As he passes people. @F3Jacksonville #BRR

@HeardAtF3 “It’s cheaper than a divorce.” @F3Jacksonville #BRR

@HeardAtF3 “There’s no foreplay on that one, just straight into it.” @F3Jacksonville #BRR

@HeardAtF3 “I’ve never been in this many porta toilets in such a short period of time.” @F3Jacksonville #BRR