Toddington
@HXValley
Followers
2K
Following
124K
Media
15K
Statuses
63K
And in the 3rd Mini will be John Hurt who'll be piss rotten with cider and veering all over the street.
UK
Joined April 2017
This is like being hit in the face repeatedly with a length of wood.
0
0
5
I hope 'Your Party' don't completely collapse too quickly, because they are already adding to the gaiety of the nation. We all need a laugh in British politics, heaven knows, and this combines all the merits of slapstick, satire & farce in one smorgasbord of comedy
1
10
80
"There's been a murder."
@HumzaYousaf Yes! Keep screeching about Palestine until you’ve torn the West apart and burned it to fucking ashes. Keep bleating like the pathetic sheep you are—because without your precious victimhood, you’d actually have to do something useful for once in your miserable lives. Fourteen
1
0
9
Honestly sick and tired of this place. It’s too safe, taxes are too low, government services are too efficient, it’s too clean, crime is non-existent, and cost of living is affordable for a big city. I’m leaving asap.
1
3
11
How I'm feeling listening to a paper being presented in this current meeting.
0
0
10
Your Party lines up its inclusive Christmas party for the activists.
0
0
10
Everyone who attended the Your Party conference fits into one of these four simple categories:
6
115
1K
Alec, you're no Otto English.
Highly amusing that long after Turkish immigrants brought the doner kebab to Germany, it is now branded in the UK as "German."
0
0
6
This is absolute cinema. That cut! Iconic.
This is worthy of Stalin. Almost comic. Who is screaming orders at the vision mixer to “cut the feed”?
6
41
558
Heavily delayed train journey home Spots 'Who Dares Wins' is on TV in 5 minutes
1
0
5
Police are now on the lookout for anyone carrying butter.
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
49
3K
44K
This is about four of my Just Stop Oil characters rolled into one.
59
87
820
A man signs John Lennon’s Imagine at the close of Your Party’s founding conference
3
0
13
Investigation into black hole budget ‘not necessary’ says Chancellor Reeves https://t.co/2JAxfYuLGk
0
0
7