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Glenn Wiens

@GlennWiens

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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
5 years
@TomiLahren That sounded smart when you typed it out, didn’t it?
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@GlennWiens
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5 years
@mtracey Those goalposts are going to be in the parking lot pretty soon.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
7 years
@benshapiro I wish the Vegas terrorist had used his hands to throw knives and blunt instruments out that hotel window.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
5 years
@brithume @benshapiro @benshapiro retweeting @brithume trying unsuccessfully to dunk on @ddale8 is also a classic.
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@GlennWiens
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8 years
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@GlennWiens
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6 years
@seanhannity Last night’s show really fucked you up, hey buddy?
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
9 years
Hotel room bedside black lights. #BadInventions @midnight
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@GlennWiens
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9 years
The Bill of Right Swipes #InternetThePast @midnight
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@GlennWiens
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8 years
#MyFamilyIn4Words Dr. Phil's still sobbing @midnight
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8 years
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
6 years
@NoJobClarke @TomiLahren My Attorney’s Getting Arrested #MAGA
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8 years
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@GlennWiens
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5 years
@DanCrenshawTX This probably sounded really smart when you posted it.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
6 years
@Bat20One @benshapiro Ben’s married. His wife is a doctor.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
7 years
We Didn't Bite The Tire #DogSongs @midnight
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
9 years
I've only got 12 followers. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid
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@GlennWiens
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7 years
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@GlennWiens
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8 years
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
6 years
@MattWalshBlog You’re embarrassing yourself right now. Keep yapping.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
5 years
@EWErickson Fact check: This was not fact checked.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
6 years
@ScottBaio @SenSchumer Cut the crap. Trump and Schumer had a deal. Kelly and Ryan killed it. McKaskill put in a proposal to fund military spending for employees...McConnel objected.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
9 years
A Coincidence On 34th Street #MakeAFilmSkeptical
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
5 years
@ndrew_lawrence Banting (Canadian) shared the Nobel prize with Best for the discovery of Insulin. He shared the patent for free. @FoxNews is garbage.
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@GlennWiens
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6 years
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
8 years
Make a nice coat out of human skin. #ApocalypseResolutions @midnight
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
5 years
@benshapiro *retweets CNN story*
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
9 years
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
8 years
Bears are just big beavers. #MyFinalTweetWillBe @midnight
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
2 years
@Dean_Winnipeg @PierrePoilievre This guy is the Nigerian prince of Twitter. I’ve never seen anyone on this site ask for money as much as he does.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
5 years
@JDiamond1 @OKnox Matches the President’s pants.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
7 years
@FoxNews @CLewandowski_ Thanks! Americans will continue to say whatever they damn well feel like saying, you vapid twit.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
6 years
@TomiLahren The working poor approve this message. My god, this woman is a halfwit.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
5 years
@benshapiro Here’s a ladder. Now you don’t have to reach so far.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
9 years
Kenny Can't Figure Out How To Loggin #AgeABand
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
7 months
It’s really hard to sell a zebra in this province, because it’s almost impossible to find the bar code. #skpoli
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
8 years
#5WordConspiracies Smokey starts all those fires @midnight
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6 years
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
6 years
@TomiLahren You’re still young. You’ve got a lot of disappointments ahead of you.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
4 years
@nickgillespie Qanon dopes are sharing this. It is not helpful.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
7 years
@politico @PressSec Yup. That's exactly what 27% of the population will be begging for.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
5 years
@RealSaavedra Did @benshapiro pat you on the top of your head after he found a chair to stand on?
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
6 years
@leeeturner @ThankYouMrM @GaslightingCon @PhriedPhish79 @CLewandowski_ @benshapiro @SHSanders45 Me too. I also believe that when the president is asked a question, he should answer it.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
7 years
@TomiLahren Take two Liberties and call me in the morning.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
8 years
Whose Power Line is This Anyway? #BirdTV @midnight
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
5 years
@TomiLahren @facebook This is hilarious.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
6 years
On a dark dessert highway, Cool Whip in my hair #RewriteTheNextLinesInSongs
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
7 years
@DailyCaller @TuckerCarlson never met a history class, or a dictionary he liked, either.
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8 years
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
9 years
Absinthe You've Been Gone #DrunkSongs @midnight
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
7 years
@TomiLahren So, how do you deal with haters? You typed another sentence and kinda forgot what you were talking about.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
8 years
Shootout at the OK you've had enough. #DrunkerHistory @midnight
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
8 years
Quarterback to the Future #AddSportsRuinAMovie @midnight
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
5 years
@LColle4 @MeghanMcCain Trump bought a beauty pageant so he could watch teenage girls get dressed.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
8 years
Floss in Translation #dentalmovies
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
1 year
@peteremcc Alberta lefties are just centrists that cringe when the newly minted premier has to walk back three verifiable lies a day, every day.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
4 years
@AMGOLDSTONE @rmayemsinger We have guns. We just don’t stuff them down the front of our sweatpants and walk around in Walmart like a bunch of douchbags.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
5 years
@Reversion0815 @keithlaw @MattWalshBlog Multiple videos have proven that Bigfoot exists.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
9 years
#MyTherapistSays he has more followers than me.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
5 years
@EWErickson You should lend him the money. If you don’t have it, borrow it. He’s good for it.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
6 years
@TomiLahren Colin Kapernick would like a word.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
6 years
@FoxNews @TomiLahren @JudgeJeanine Nixon was sick of it, too. Whining about it didn’t make it any better.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
6 years
@EWErickson We all wonder how many PBRs you’ve had tonight.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
8 years
You're a Mean Drunk, Mr. Grinch #Drunkcarols @midnight
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
7 years
The Thermostat Adjustment Bureau #MakeAMovieCold @midnight
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
5 years
I really like these shorter, rank punditry @JonahRemnant podcasts.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
6 years
@EWErickson Calm down. The Federalist Society has dozens of anti-abortion Supreme Court picks waiting in the wings that the administration can try to ram through with the least possible amount of vetting. You’ll be fine.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
9 years
You're a Mean One, Mr. Gingrich #MakeASongAboutSomeoneElse
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
7 years
@politico The fact that my car hasn't rolled away proves the earth is flat.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
8 years
#GentlerSongs These Boots Are Made For Walking Old Ladies Across The Street @midnight
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
6 years
@TomiLahren You really don’t get this “news” thing, do you?
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8 years
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
6 years
@JacobAWohl @realDonaldTrump You would’ve been the first pilgrim swimming back to the ship, crying for your mommy.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
6 years
@FoxNews @GovMikeHuckabee When was the last time you actually worked?
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
8 years
#UnlikelyClickbait You won't believe how many maggots are on this dead armadillo!
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
5 years
@nickgillespie The only thing that’ll stop a bad guy having sex with a horse is a good guy having sex with a horse.
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6 years
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
5 years
@benshapiro You need to start charging her rent.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
7 years
@TomiLahren Get. A. Job.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
7 years
@EWErickson Republicans keep forgetting that Ted Kennedy isn't the president.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
9 years
You want the truth? What don't you want? #MakeAQuoteWhiny
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
8 years
I Was Born A Javelin Man #OlympicSongs @midnight
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
6 years
Oops! Shit! I Did It Again #SongsWithExtraAdjectives
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
7 years
@kylegriffin1 Huckabee is just as stupendously unfunny in real life as he is on Twitter.
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6 years
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
8 years
The Dukes of Hashtags #MidnightAMovieOrShow
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
6 years
@DavidAFrench False accusations? Know something we don’t, David?
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
6 years
@FoxNews @SteveHiltonx Families never broke down 50 years ago. It was all Happy Days.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
7 years
@FoxNews @TomiLahren KEEP THE MUSLINS AND TRANSJENNERS AWAY FROM THE SACKRED FLAG BUT LET TOMMY WHERE IT AROUNd HER BEWBs!!! AMEN!!! POOTY IS ARE FREND!!!!
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
6 years
@KayaJones Why is Kenny Loggins in this meme?
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
8 months
@DavidJPba Ok. Everyone line up. Weirdo hypo-Christians on the far right. Everyone else just mingle. Done.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
2 years
@egavactip I’m from Canada. I probably know someone you know from Canada. That’s how it works.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
9 years
Queens in Their Old Age #UnpopularRockBands
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
7 years
@KatTimpf He's like George Strait, if George Strait didn't know which end of a horse to feed and sang shitty bro-country songs.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
10 months
@PremierScottMoe Weyburn’s new hospital was announced in Sept of 2020…there’s nothing there yet.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
6 years
@HotlineJosh @EWErickson Not to single out @HotlineJosh , but he just singled out the Parkland student journalist.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
8 years
Fluffy The Vampire Slayer #CatTV @midnight
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
6 years
@FoxNews She’s a very unpopular president.
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
9 years
Every time you change your password, your old password is given to needy children in Africa. #FakeComputerFacts
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@GlennWiens
Glenn Wiens
5 years
@EWErickson Area man talks to gut.
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