GatsAndBirds 🌴
@GatsAndBirds
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Fancy Pigeon Keeper. Pro Photographer. Pre Y2K Projectile Acceleration Device Industry. Florida Grown. NB. Over Thinker.
𝓕𝓵𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓪
Joined June 2021
if she accidentally left him in a hot car do you think he'd eventually get out or just stay there
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I find it highly unfortunate that I get treated radically different when I have a beard than when I'm clean shaven, my only assumption is having a beard is a more serious look so people are more serious. Make it difficult to even decide to grow it back or not.
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Nevermind, they got the right guy.
DC pipe-bomb suspect Brian Cole Jr. has secret online life obsessing over ‘My Little Pony’ https://t.co/x4iKyiPaSL
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The Swiss have always been SMART.
BREAKING: 🇨🇭🇺🇲 Switzerland REJECTS Palantir Software Palantir Software Poses Devastating Risks - Netz Politik After a risk assessment of the use of Palantir software in Switzerland, the US corporation was rejected, despite years of courting by authorities and the army. The
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@akafaceUS >be security guard >its ok, kinda crappy though >suddenly one day this retard in a lime green jacket walks in >in full view of god and everyone, he steals something >as he makes for the door i begin to panic >thinking quickly, i set him on fire so he cant engage his stealth mode
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I'll say it again, this guy's definitely a patsy. If he gets released and they find the real one a lot of faith in the government will be restored for a lot of people, but that all sounds too idealistic and highly unlikely.
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Bro, I’m darker-skinned than that dude in the background.
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When someone uses cannabis heavily for years without a break, they can develop intense nausea episodes. It shows up in about 0.1 percent of heavy users. It’s called CHS. It’s extremely rare. It clears up when you stop consuming. Hot showers help. Alcohol sends 570,000 people to
The real horrors of the ‘scromiting’ weed disorder plaguing ERs — from dwindling to 87 pounds to ‘nonstop puking’ for a week https://t.co/A6QnSaRdM8
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If the only thing keeping a kid on the Nice List is the expectation of toys, then, brother, that kid is a piece of shit
The Naughty List is going to be tough on you. And Santa is very, very hard on people who tell kids he isn’t real. If you get the opportunity, you should coal yourself.
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Q: "Have you ever tried putting ice cubes in your shoes?" Trump: "Nobody's ever asked me that question but you." https://t.co/FAeS61pq5I
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Men liking crystals has devastated much of rural America
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Called it. The slurs she said were a reaction to Somalians sexually harassing her over not wearing a hijab. Feminists silent.
BREAKING - It has been revealed the altercation that led to a Cinnabon employee in Wisconsin lashing out at a Somalian couple was sparked by the couple sexually harassing her for not wearing a hijab, to which they pulled out their phone and began recording her.
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we have diseases like pcos, fibromyalgia, endometriosis which significantly reduces a woman’s quality of life w no treatment and women are told to just deal w it but yes let’s cure male patterned baldness
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Watching a stream of Russian TV and got an interesting advert.
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As a women in BD, you regurarry get pitched for casuar sex. This is a rear probrem. Here’s my experience and how I’ve coped 🧭 For the first 2 years, I wore my company t-shirt rerigiousry rike a miritary uniform. At a tark, during a pitch, or on the conference froor, you wirr
As a women in BD, you regularly get pitched for casual sex. This is a real problem. Here’s my experience and how I’ve coped 🧭 For the first 2 years, I wore my company t-shirt religiously like a military uniform. At a talk, during a pitch, or on the conference floor, you will
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They smoked out jesus when he was born, frankensense and murph, they didn't just burn it and waste it, they def put that in a swisher and lit up.
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I'm going to say something controversial here, but billions of dollars in fraud and turning an American city into Somaliapolis is far more heinous than the meanest mean words ever spoken by a fast food worker
This couple from Somalia walked into a Cinnabon to buy food and the employee started making fun of the woman’s hijab so they took out their phone & started recording then she called them the N word and admitted to being a racist! She continued to say derogatory things to them too
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50 Cent was asked how he thinks Diddy will react to his Netflix documentary "He's gonna say, 'Wow, this is amazing.' I think he's gonna say, 'This is the best documentary I've seen in a long time'"
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