celebrating the fourth with my whitest tweet yet.

never quite figured out how to dap people up. probably tried a hundred times but the muscle memory just wouldn't click. at some point i gave up and started replying to every attempt with an exceedingly firm handshake in the hopes in would compensate. it's been effective so far

and for reference here's last week at a party in nyc during the heat wave

that costume was made by my mom, photo shot by my neighbor <3.

if you're seeing this, drop an old pic of yourself that you still love

the initial example i provided took 15 failed ffmpeg commands. more effort than all of these combined.

greatest film of all time.

how do they do it.

> greatest transition ever filmed, peak kino, 180iq cinematography, pure artistic genius.> look inside.> slow fade where two things that look kinda similar overlap

they're waiting to find another AI expert in Uganda before integrating it into their work. the last one just sat around for a year, took a pay check and left. so if anyone has any leads.

reading through internal AI memos from a nonprofit a family member works at. fascinating stuff. there's a whole other world out there

something needs to be done about the polymarket intern.

wait does this not clearly show the second derivative flip positive each time a republican is elected?. like the only way to read this is as saying that democrats are, in fact, consistently addressing the issue much better than republicans.

train

7. which causes odd and imbalanced dynamics when brought to the front of someone's mind. like a really palpable shift.

5. upon further reflection, i think my apprehension to answer these is probably mostly because any good answer would require bringing up My Youth⁷. 6. ik ik the point of conversation starters is sometimes to start conversations (i.e. be non-straightforward to answer).

Footnotes⁴:. 1. surprisingly common and a bit scary. you tell me! please!. 2. left implicit. 3. this doesn't mean i'm not enjoying talking! it's just these questions in particular⁵⁶. 4. sorry and thanks for letting me indulge.

Top Questions I'm Asked At Parties, Cont. 2q: "what do ya do?".2a: unsure / it's complicated. 3q: "where're you based?".3a: see 2a. 4q: "remind me why you're, uh, known?" or variations thereof¹.4a: see 1q & 1a², for related follow-ups see 3a³. if any ground remains uncovered ama.

cold healing still doesn't know i spent 4 days living in his apartment.