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Thanks to the generosity of so many people, l’ve able to pay my bills not feel like I’m in survival mode. I have a tentative start date for a remote job in October but I won’t breathe easy until that first check. So grateful to you all, really touched.
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Israeli Channel 12:
"At least 520,000 Israelis need treatment for post-traumatic stress disorder as a result of October 7 and the war on Gaza."
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Rep. Adriano Espaillat (D-NY) on if Dems should dump Biden: I'm staying with Pop Pop
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Bloomberg in Michael Jordan
Epstein’s logs in NBA Finals
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Six appearances
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Liberals will always prioritize their feelings over doing the right thing, because politics is pure spectacle to them.
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Neoliberalism means praising a WOC for becoming a landlord and using a tenant’s proper pronouns while evicting them.
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It’s 2020, fellas. Don’t lie about a joke being funny just because you have the hots for someone.
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@JonesOnTheNBA
A lot of their universities invest in an apartheid state or in companies that provide weapons to said apartheid state. Not to mention the country they live in basically giving a blank check to arm that same state. People of conscience are bothered by it. Does yours?
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This is the greed they talked about in the Bible
There is so much aura in this picture
Anthony Edwards in a Heat jersey would feed families
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James Caan as Sonny Corleone embodied the agreement between Italians and Jews that we can play each other in film and television.
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I’ve encountered this a lot from liberals recently. They accuse us of harboring some pestilence, being unclean or committing the sin of being poor.
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Ben Simmons is like when Uncle Junior pretends to have dementia and then actually got it.
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It rules that Cum Town is a less morally/ethically objectionable podcast than My Favorite Murder.
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Kamala Harris’ press secretary explaining why it was necessary to keep people imprisoned so they could fight fires
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It makes me feel good to see a bad person sad.
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The ship will be in service too long and sink, killing all on board.
The U.S. Navy said that it will name a future replenishment oiler ship after Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. “She is instrumental to why we now have women of all backgrounds, experiences and talents serving within our ranks,” a Navy official said.
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Lmao. They called me about a job yesterday. Operation Chester J. Lampwick is a go. I’m going to take his corn muffins and blintzes and never paint his chicken coop or fence.
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What is it about this site that makes people feel comfortable displaying their open contempt for non-coastal states?
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These photos are a million times funnier when you know that Mike Love was singing “The Monster Mash.”
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I made some shitty Sopranos memes during my hiatus from this site.
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Cum Town has had a more net positive effect on the world than Pod Save America.
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Matt Groening was on an Epstein flight. Guess I have to kill my self now.
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Gentle reminder that globe emojis are a way for pedophiles to signal to other pedophiles that they are fellow travelers.
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I was the special guest on the cassette-only episode of
@CHAPOTRAPHOUSE
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@IwriteOK
@MyUSofWhatev3r
I was making jokes when the police were putting up tape around the house after I started New Year’s Day 2019 finding a murder-suicide in which my mother was the victim. I was at home when it happened. I function okay, but it fucked me up a little to put it mildly.
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I am a fat man. Thank you for your attention and tweets.
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@dklmarxist
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The Oscars will again have no host this year.
Who would you like to have seen host?
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“During the Vietnam War, every respectable artist in this country was against the war. It was like a laser beam. We were all aimed in the same direction. The power of this weapon turns out to be that of a custard pie dropped from a stepladder six feet high.” — Kurt Vonnegut
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Made stove top mac and cheese and millionaire mashed potatoes to go with Mississippi Pot Roast.
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@SymoneDSanders
Hope you can sleep at night after encouraging people to vote in a pandemic. Take it from me, survivor’s guilt sucks. Not easy to live with.
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Fixed a spelling error in the first one
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“...You show me a capitalist, I’ll show you a bloodsucker. He cannot be anything but a bloodsucker if he’s going to be a capitalist....” - Malcolm X, Audubon Ballroom Dec. 20, 1964
"If you have no critics you'll likely have no success."
Malcom X
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Imagine if Nick hosted the November 19, 2004 Pacers/Pistons game
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@sadydoyle
Really sick of conflating how a politician talks with domestic violence It’s offensive to me as a survivor of domestic violence. Bernie being a loud is not the same as my mother getting murdered by her partner and then me finding them both with bullet holes in their heads
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She lost a layup election to a senile rapist game show host
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In 49 other states it’s just basketball. This is Indiana.
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Mayor Pete’s pitch is basically this Cum Town bit: “I’m Barack Obama, and I’m...uh gay.”
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