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Wearing these to the grocery store so they know I know my stuff
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Nothing quite like looking at the way someone else has loaded the dishwasher to remind you that the mind of another is truly unknowable
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Calling someone unconventionally attractive is so funny like yeah you're kind of busted but I can bravely see the beauty in you due to my Open Mind
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She died doing what she loved. Walking into the road while saying "Pedestrians have right of way"
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We've had a few conversations recently where people have referred to our house as a starter house. This is my home where I live
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My therapist gave me this and said, "that's you"
my therapist gave me this and said, "that's you"
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You hit a certain age and suddenly start caring about the textiles section at the museum
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When you leave the used knife out balanced on top of something in case you want to make a second sandwich later. The Glutton's Utensil
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Someone told us not to go jogging after dark here because it's dangerous and I initially thought they meant like muggings which surprised me because I haven't felt unsafe anywhere here but it's because the elephants come out at dusk and attack people
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Happy St. Paddy's weekend thinking about when Ben & Jerry's released and subsequently had to apologize for this flavour
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(Unclear to whom I'm referring) They said I'd never get a little shelf for my kitchen
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What groups should we allow police to brutalize? Sound off in the comments‼️
I love how white people scream "I'm a professor," like that's supposed to make them immune to police brutality
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"I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes / I have to turn my head until my darkness goes" is such a funny lyric
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I knocked on a watermelon at the market and a tiny voice called out from inside saying "Just a minute!"
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@hum_dunkin
It is sooo easy to give someone a nice and normal compliment that isn't backhanded
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Me: Don't get each other riled up before bed
My husband and our dog: (Doing Shen Yun in the living room)
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I think the next ingredient to get NYT Cookingified like miso/gochujang will be tamarind paste and pulp
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I love this idea & am planning one:
A night where all of your friends make a presentation on what they do at work and answer questions.
I don't know much about what many of my friends do for a living.
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Does anyone have any thoughts on friendship or dating or relationships. Anyone please
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Girl
totally unbelievable. in many affluent US communities virtually everyone including children & pets would be in the "top 1%"--how possible?
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I'm worried when we go to Sri Lanka that the wild monkeys there will not recognise me as their ally
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Thinking about when the Jamiroquai guy said in an interview that he broke up with Winona Ryder because her boobs were too big and she wanted to have sex all the time. World historic fumble
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Le Palais Idéal, built by a single postman over more than 30 years despite mockery from his neighbours. One of the most magical places I've been to
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Cool how there's mustard gases and none go on my sandwich... Normal world
my 16 year old sister just sent this to me, the American education system is in shambles
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@notbenfish
Yeah they close the area every Sunday afternoon to cars and have a pedestrian market yeah one day every week it's awesome
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@cgduckworth
I haven't seen any studies or anything that conclusively prove that it helps but worst case scenario you get to eat yummy honey so I'm going to keep doing it
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Babe it's time to pick up another piece of secondhand solid wood antique furniture
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Quick afternoon snack, fiddleheads sautéed in ramp infused butter with a touch of white wine
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A man named William Sonoma keeps sending extravagant gifts to my wife
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I did a two week road trip of Iceland in 2018 and ate gas station hot dogs almost every day because normal food was all prohibitively expensive
Iceland has not had a McDonald's since Oct 2009. Icelanders hate fast food because of the poison and toxic ingredients. The last McDonald’s meal to sell in Iceland before they closed has been on display in a museum ever since that date. 15 yrs later…here’s what it looks like:
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Local Hindu temple ceilings I love the giant squid holding the prawn in the second photo
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I've been looking for an evil painting for my home and found a solid contender
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@Seamus_Malek
Just watched some French tourists get harassed by a monkey. Incredible things are happening in Sri Lanka
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You can be a normal person on here and prompt a level of parasocial resentment that used to only exist in people who would go on to try to kill a member of The Beatles. The internet is so magical
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The solution to the so-called male loneliness crisis is weird guy jobs. There aren't enough weird guy jobs these days. Lighthouse keeper, fire lookout in a remote national forest, things of that nature
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Awful photo but we're at a bar and there's just an elephant hanging out in the river that we can see from our table
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Demon 👇
The farmers market by my house accepts food stamps. Which is one of those things people who don’t know any real poor people think is a great idea. That theory of mind that says poor people are me without money.
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I love all babies but seeing the baby Asian elephants here always makes me giggle because of this
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@chillguyirl
The Black and Tans originally referred to British soldiers in occupied Ireland who were particularly known for their cruelty
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Even ignoring that we live in a society and that complaining about children existing in public is extremely antisocial I think that this kind of thing is off-putting partly just because of how whiny it is
Hear me out…a grocery store where no children are allowed.
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We're going up to the lake this week ladies if you're looking for an outfit that accentuates your little waist and natural hourglass figure might I suggest some fishing waders
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Too many male selfies on the timeline is an indicator of economic recession
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Old Babylonian plaque of a lady getting railed out while drinking beer through a straw. Happy Saturday
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Dialectics
i'm sorry but how can you "imagine what can be, unburdened by what has been" while you also "exist in the context of all in which you live and came before you"?
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My wife of 32 years and mother of my children got the ick because I was setting up the bouncy house for my grandchild's birthday party and the wind blew me away while I was inside it and I got stuck in a tree and the fire department had to come get me down
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Hating from outside the glade 👇
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Girlfriend trying to relate to your hobbies: The katana is you because it's big and the wakizashi is me because it's little ☺️
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🚨🚨 Baby alert 🚨🚨
Curious penguin chicks chase a feral cat in the Falkland Islands... Slowly.
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You should be allowed to ask people how much money they make if you have a curious mind
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Come over if you want to hang out on the lake on my big loon floatie
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Getting married in Scotland has had an irreparable effect on my interior design sensibilities
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Park and woods is free. Hope this helps 👍
i know it sounds really funny and like a joke, but i actually feel like the whole "touch grass" thing is kinda classist? being able to go anywhere now costs a lot of money, like, if i have to go anywhere its over £50 i have to spend, i actually cannot afford to go places
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We should give Caitlin Clark a gun that she's allowed to use as she sees fit
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All of the babies and monkey families were making me emotional and then there was this guy
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Suggesting to my opps that they grow mint in their yards as a ground cover plant
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Cave diving signs also
I like when a beach or waterfall or whatever has a bunch of warning signs with the number of tourists who have died there. Memento mori
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The Mexican restaurant by us serves their tamales naked and based on us being in the sticks and them having to have a description of what guacamole is on their menu I feel like it's definitely because people were trying to eat the husks
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Whipped ramp compound butter and a foul beast
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