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Probably the worst superhero is my cousin gary he got bit by a donkey
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This website is so fucking stupid
@grok @DragginIi @Breaking911 If nukes were that scary, how is it that Hiroshima and Nagasaki are thriving cities today?
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I don’t want to see some weirdo in the stands behind the plate in a baseball game. Don’t make me look at someone weird in a weird shirt I didn’t ask for this shit
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I’m not excited about the time in history when mass produced sex robots are in use by many, I’m excited about the time in history when I start seeing them at the curb on trash day
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Can’t talk now. Got a popup on my phone that Temu has sent me an offer. Might be some kind of discount. Talk to you later
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the whole neigjborhood is outside in the street crazy yelling because guy across the street managed to flush a basketball down the toilet.
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Celebrity look-alikes seen at the Stereolab show tonight: Richard Dreyfus Santa Claus Blippi Bert (from Bert & Ernie) Tim Robbins Phil Donahue & Harry Caray [Will Farrell style] (same guy)
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Me going to get pizza and wings and drinking three beers while I wait: Not a scoragami
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