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i want to show everyone the pie i am about to put in the oven
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if you can’t beat ‘em join ‘em… i have made an attempt at a vlog >.< please watch and please be nice because it’s my first real one https://t.co/9Z9EWvEV46
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I rarely watch vlogs because they always make me a little (a lot) upset about my own life but for some reason I watched one this morning and have since been plagued with a terrible sense of depression and doom and anxiety all day for no reason omfggg my brain is so dramatic
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@FOURorganics
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Big news!!! FOUR Organics is officially at PopUp Grocer in NYC's West Village! Our mission has always been simple: create the cleanest lip balm possible with just FOUR organic ingredients. No compromises, no unnecessary additives—just pure, effective hydration. We're thrilled
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I specifically ask for a “hack” because I know *why* im tired (chronic illness) and I already do all the things im supposed to. im trying to subvert and hijack my own body here
can everyone give me a hack for getting energy quick that isn’t caffeine, isn’t a nap, isn’t working out, isn’t a snack, and isn’t drugs
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I’m not being facetious im begging on my knees please please please(I’ve tried the above)
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can everyone give me a hack for getting energy quick that isn’t caffeine, isn’t a nap, isn’t working out, isn’t a snack, and isn’t drugs
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@theModeratePart
Moderate Party.net
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With the powers of the Left and Right combined, WE FORM INTO MEGAZORD!¡! "Better Politics Eventually"
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my hibiscuses are clinging to the remnants of summer
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since Richard can’t see the season changing we sat outside while I described it to him
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today i walked 5 miles and made a chipotle bowl for dinner
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rly cool girl
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today i walked eight miles and i baked choc chip cookies :)
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feeling like the world’s most evil person for taking the remaining 9 stray kittens to a rescue tomorrow knowing their world is going to get a lot smaller and they won’t understand that it’s because i can’t provide them the care they need and that i want them to all find good
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@worldcoin
World
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Think bots are posting more on social media lately? You're not wrong. While bots now account for 51% of all web traffic, World's proof of human helps distinguish who’s a bot and who’s human behind the screen, so you can stop guessing.
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that one tree you can’t stop thinking about years later
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that one tree you can’t stop thinking about years later
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hamdi
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Goosebumps #44: Say Cheese and Die Again by R.L. Stine
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show me your art range
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show me your art range
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walk along the creek with me
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what i saw vs what i crocheted
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what i saw vs what i drew
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Life limiting kidney disorder was not enough apparently
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just got diagnosed with EDS im collecting uncommon chronic illnesses like Pokémon
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look, a whole gaggle of sleepy silly geese
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crocheted a silly goose
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@missfalsteenia
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This is just so tragic.
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crocheted a silly goose
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I wake up at 5am and somehow it’s like i have even less than 24hrs
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You wake up at 6AM and it's like you have 48 hrs instead of 24
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