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i want to show everyone the pie i am about to put in the oven
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and if you look here we have another pumpkin pie where I’ve strategically “decorated” it to cover up a crack because my oven is 15+ years old and can’t hold a steady temperature
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“how do you cut into such a pie?” with cold maliciousness & in the most diabolical way possible
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post bake 🥧
realizing I didn’t finish weaving a piece of the lattice on my pie as im putting it in the oven :’)
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let’s be pie with mama (I had leftover filling)
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Of course it’s the bright red one too
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@Boxem
Boxem
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realizing I didn’t finish weaving a piece of the lattice on my pie as im putting it in the oven :’)
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This is how the pyramids were build btw , not aliens.
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sometimes you have to have a lot of anxiety because you have an inordinate amount of pies to bake tonight and tomorrow morning so that you can build an abandoned temple in the side of a cliff
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let’s be clowns with mama
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a possum , i crocheted a possum
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@VSInvesting
Virtue of Selfish Investing (VoSI)
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never beating the white woman allegations but sometimes you don’t have gloves and you see a little woodland creature in need of help
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“i pray nobody kills me for the crime of being small”
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the first of many pumpkin pies I’ll be baking this week
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catching strays from my grandma about my trauma this early in the morning okay 🤨
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a tree so beautiful that nature decided to frame it
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today i walked 5ish miles and had arugula and goat cheese pizza for dinner
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@miIkmatcha
sophie
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crazy things happening in my camera roll
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@WashTimes
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Trump’s first three Cabinet meetings feature more press questions and answers than all of Biden’s
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@desert___r0se
Luluلولو
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1920s handmade lace crochet from Palestine
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non exhaustive list of things I am very confident I could do successfully: -open heart surgery -heist/robbery -fly a jet -develop a vaccine for rabies/more medicines that can pass the blood brain barrier -underwater welding
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i love how effective sun visors are at blocking out the sun from my eyes so i can definitely safely see the road and not get in an accident
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