[wife lying to her mom on phone] no he doesnt practice stand up anymore.[me in basement walkin back n forth] people be lookin like they dogs.

NEW @nafmcpodcast w/ THE MITCHELLS VS THE MACHINES.-nature walk.-special pantaloons.-ray.-Festus super Walmart.-plant jail.-let the dark harvest begin.-kill code doing the upload.-quiz, medals and ratings.

[panicking at taco bell] a steakadia.

NEW @nafmcpodcast w/ FATHER OF THE BRIDE .-Emilio the plumber.-packaged thunder.-plant jail.-snooty.-don’t like it.-sidekicks by Kate.-death stranding explained.-quiz, medals and ratings.

It’s all about the dads on @nafmcpodcast this month. Comment your suggestions on what dad movie we should watch this week.

Is beef tallow a mainstream thing.

NEW @nafmcpodcast w/ BIG DADDY.-shower monk.-dumper talk.-fat dad.-chattahoocie.-protein and lettuce.-big bowl.-baby in a bottle.-toothy.-better left in the past.-medals, ratings and the quiz.

NEW @nafmcpodcast w/ BOYZ N THE HOOD.-mamas fin flopped .-just one sip.-four times.-the tire comes with the roof.-playing on hard mode.-bad brain filled with lighting and electricity.-names on clothes.-too into birds and bees.

meeting gf’s dad for the first time and assuming he’s into wrestling: you see Mr. Iguana at money in the bank?.

NEW @nafmcpodcast w/ THE DOORS.-mama conference.-view from the office.-asshole+.-mr. yuck.-mr. two pants.-heavy breast.-new month reveal.

RT @thenatewolf: New @nafmcpodcast is The Doors (1991) and it's out now!

RT @thenatewolf: Smoked enough cannabis to enter the Creativity Zone and right away I thought up the new insult "you smell like a bucket".

NEW @nafmcpodcast w/ TOMBSTONE.-sturdy underwear.-Bree plus.-wha happen.-wa wa we waaa.-Mr. Lazy.-parrot detective.-skin that smoke wagon.-skittish horse.-Tom mix wept.-quiz, medals and ratings.

me on many occasions: waiting 30 mins to swim after you eat is a myth. me sinking to the bottom of my neighbours pool after eating three hot dogs: whelp.

RT @HumanPog: i know for a fact that i have been passed up for several jobs because i believe wrestling.

NEW @nafmcpodcast w/ BATMAN FOREVER.-mama on the boat.-Nate Bailey.-forward roll.-sideburns.-Pelicans.-pants reduced by 50 percent.-the smooching detective.-quiz, ratings and medals.

twisting my ankle playing pick up basketball and making the sound at the start of Sure Shot by the beastie boys.

RT @thenatewolf: New @nafmcpodcast .A complicated billionaire. A beautiful doctor. And a machine that drinks your brain!.We watched Batman….

it’s Val Kilmer month on @nafmcpodcast so comment below what Val Kilmer movie we should watch. If we pick yours you can come on and do the quiz!.

NEW @nafmcpodcast w/ THE SAINT.-it’s still the ozarks.-vagrants.-wrestling money.-tea resistant bacteria.-very proud.-torso bumps.-cold fusion recipe.-two South Africans.-weeping and slipping.-quiz, medals and ratings.

RT @terrytedpodcast: Shoutout to @NikiMarinis @kidnapped_jesus and @murrman5 for furnishing the funny on the Tweet Sheet last week. Back in….