The moment you have all been waiting for 🍿 🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC

I just want to make sure people know what happened here today. @ChanningTatum @StokColdBrew @Wrexham_AFC

The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction. They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones. The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”

An innovative, immersive take on Shakespeare’s Hamlet, shot entirely inside the world of Grand Theft Auto, Pinny Grylls and Sam Crane’s festival hit GRAND THEFT HAMLET is coming soon to US theaters + streaming globally.

Now I can beat @TomBrady in football and fútbol! Go @Wrexham_AFC!

ELLIOT LEE DOUBLES THE LEAD! 🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC

Looking good @Wrexham_AFC 😍

I felt really bad about the Four Walls sleeve thing.

Needed more after Season 3 so now I'm just watching Mad Men scenes and pretending they're I Think You Should Leave sketches

software updates are apple rizzing your phone?

https://t.co/hpLb5FN1OF

Someone suggested that I ask MidJourney to show me a cat but to keep adding “A”s until it wasn’t a cat anymore. Here is “cat.”

I’ve read heartbreaking books about 9/11 but the piece of writing my brain recalls every year is the bizarre first-person account of the Toronto Star writer who happened to be in New York when the towers came down. Unfortunately for the Star, that person was their fashion editor.

I’m sorry but I’ve got some unfortunate news about ‘Joe Pera Talks With You’. Wrote a little update bout it here: https://t.co/Ri2fdwWHm8

Guess what? Here is the trailer for my new show The Rehearsal

Knowledge is power.

We are looking for 12 wanted suspects across London. Can you help us find them?

The latest way to flex on the non-Sneakerhead normies 😂🤑 @lanewinfield

Take a good whiff. Don't miss an all-new episode of #HowTowithJohnWilson tonight on @HBOMax.