I have an announcement next week that will impact the entire nation. Press conference date will be announced soon.

What is the opposite to the Midas touch… when everything you touch turns to s**t… literally.

JESUS F****G CHRIST! All this effort to move asylum-seekers onto the barge and you forgot to mention it has the plague!?! https://t.co/u7AV2Wx5uB

#ufotwitter Over the last few years, and especially in the past two weeks following the hearing, I've noticed several individuals claiming that the UFO topic is being used as a distraction from other issues like the Hunter Biden situation or matters related to Trump. They believe

Feet were a bit sore and it rained (again!!) but can confirm… My 16th half marathon in 16 days is complete!! 😀

@GaryLineker The rest of the world is hitting record temperatures, and here in the UK, I'm contemplating sticking the heating on in July.

Great. Let’s have a world with no jobs and no human interaction. Just a few billion lonely hunchbacks tapping away.

'Doctors already earn more than the average UK wage.' Repeat after me: It is not an average job It is not an average job It is not an average job Have people completely lost sight of what being a doctor actually involves?!

This you?

So this happened….They made me wait 50 minutes to speak so by the time I got there…

Jacob Rees Mogg said “I think Boris Johnson . . . has won in the court of public opinion." An extreme and ridiculous man who is always making unrealistic and untrue statements. Why do the media keep giving him and his nonsense such high profile and regular publicity. We need

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

The continuous joy in which Suella Braverman exudes in “pushing international human rights to the limit” is one of the must disturbing parts of her place in power and government. She loves it. Thrives off it. Enjoys each moment. Truly disturbing.

Lineker and Vorderman are a more effective opposition than Labour. No wonder the Tories feel threatened | Hannah Jane Parkinson

Who’d have thought these two were like this behind the scenes?

Disturbingly politically blind. Brexiteer Steve Baker on @BBCRadio4 just said: “What an extraordinary opportunity for Northern Ireland: dual access to both markets.” You mean the “extraordinary opportunity” that was available to the ENTIRE UK before Brexit. That opportunity?

@SkyNews

Roofing car parks with solar panels creates the same electricity as 10 nuclear power stations. We could have free electricity for all in 5 years but the Tory Party are too busy pocketing donations from Big Oil & Gas.

If Johnson can trouser £5M from the speech circuit in 6 months, fine. But he can sod off with his MP’s salary, as he’s clearly not working as an MP.And he can absolutely sod off with us paying his legal fees. When legal aid is denied to so many in this country, it’s just obscene.

BREAKING House of Lords has REJECTED Gov's #PublicOrderBill plan to give police powers to shut down protests on the off chance they become disruptive later HUGE VICTORY