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equal opportunity hater || was once rated 24th of 25 biggest anti-reylos ๐โโ๏ธ || gotham fc || she/her
Joined June 2012
everyone else is having the worst night ever and anthonyโs just ๐๐๐ because he has kate at his side.
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true RIP to the era of Alex Morgan & 10 lesbians. You were the peak USWNT.
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why is the last jedi trending??? thought we as a society progressed past the idea of acknowledging that hot mess ever existed
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penelope about to revealed as whistledown, colin about to feel huge betrayal, eloise going to be hit with the most conflicting feelings ever, and anthonyโs just like โiโm here with my beautiful. have you met my wife? i love my wife. wife wife wife. ๐ฅฐโ.
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Ariana has the most money of them all and her camera is the crappiest I cannot.
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His appearance on Colbert is honestly the best heโs ever done. Personable while honest. Funny and interesting.
Fans of @thecrownnetflix will be pleased to know Prince Harry fact-checks the show. ๐๐ #Colbert #Spare
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Alex is a player and therefore an employee of Wave FC too and her statement is 10000x better than the clubโs official statement. Alex has done so much for soccer, always winning to be the face of an issue even when itโs tough, shouldering the burden. She is top tier.
I am disappointed to hear about the allegations made by multiple former Wave FC employees today. As players, we have worked hard to build a team that is surrounded by an inclusive, positive and safe environment. But itโs important to me that we are creating that environment for.
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what the fuck topher grace??? leave the weather alone
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Everyone's talking about wishing Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir are married but are we FORGETTING that Tessa literally wore wedding dresses in one photo shoot with Scott for a CANADIAN BRIDAL MAG??
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always makes me scream when edwinaโs like โiโm making my sister and the viscount spend time together โบ๏ธโ and daphne stares at her like โyou dumb bitch ๐คฆโโ๏ธโ
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because Tim Allen did the toy and Chris Evans did the person. Considering Tom Hanks has his brother doing all the voiceover work for him outside of the movies, youโd think heโd get that side of the story. ๐ค๐ค.
"They didnโt let Tim Allen do it. I donโt understand that,โ said Tom Hanks regarding #Lightyear
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ross lynch being single causes too much chaos to be left unsupervised.
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@GooseGanderMom @CNNPR @kirstiealley When this is just their public relations twitter and their main handle, @CNN, has nearly 50x the amount of followers as Kirstie Alley lmaoooo.
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Halle Berry knows my birthday is next week and did this specifically for me ๐ฅฐ.
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@ratsbeforebrats @fordhoIden don cheadle was the only one to do so. and he did it repeatedly.
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Kanthony really was ripped off in every way and yet they remain the best and most talked about ship ๐ญ๐ญ.
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I'd describe her as someone who'd back it up woooooooiiiiiii
Rey is inspiring, and we canโt wait for Star Wars: The Last Jedi. How would you describe her? #ShareTheForce
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@monsoonero @nicaiiW @spirtuality777 She was sharing an anti-vax video and, if my memory is right, liking similar kinds of posts on twitter. Sheโs since apologized and dropped the whole thing to not be addressed again.
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@ccrook1974 @WeAreInvictus @InvictusGamesDE Except William never donated it to Invictus and the funds that went to it were Harryโs own funds from their joint fund. William didnโt make a donation, especially not with the settlement funds. Royal papers & charity papers detail donations and he didnโt donate.
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@beth_maclean @Tamarahonline @nypost They can literally speak whenever they want to, this just protects them from the press hounding them/public harassment without their consent.
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@gyratingbadger @BBCBreaking nah he didnโt want the racist headlines where there were double standards especially in comparing her & Kate, and they didnโt want private matters or activities published without consent. consent is key fam.
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Can't believe people are STILL sleeping on one of my favorite Tessa & Scott videos aka the promo for their website. 'platonic' my ass, fam.
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Wow I LOVE SKYWALKER parallels
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Ashlyn Harris cheating has the whole NWSL uniting together for ali krieger Iโm crying I love lmao.
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@ThorntheGorgon @SilverSpookGuy But OP is talking about colorism, in which they cast an actress who is much lighter skinned than the original character. Itโs like if thereโs a dark-skinned Black character and they cast a Black actress who has lighter skin, like Zendaya.
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Every time Scott opens his mouth to talk about how great Tessa is and how much he appreciates her, in my head they automatically just turn into a version of Will Smith proudly showing off Jada on the red carpet.
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wow can't believe we're all crying simultaneously
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@xert77 @danwootton almost as if he wanted to get away from the invasion of privacy which meant the RF leaking things about him without his permission and restricting him from speaking on others, but now heโs able to consent to what is shared and speak in his own words.
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The hit pieces on Nia DaCostaโฆ insanity. Like the way this is frame is disgusting and then you read the explanation (her birthday party) and that she wasnโt even INVITED. gross on so many levels.
Why 'Marvels' Director Nia DaCosta Bailed on the Cast-and-Crew Screening
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@summersparks56 @RockkSteady @BaronessBruck How is it bad PR when she tells him itโs okay, sheโll place the flowers over there for the person but thank you and she appreciates it??? LMAO you guys will run with anything in order to vilify her.
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IM LITERALLY TRYING NOT TO PHYSICALLY HOLLER AS I THINK ABOUT HOW ADORABLE AND CUTE THIS IS GOING TO BE OH MY GOSH
It's called #HairLove and it's a really cute Pixar style short film about a Black father trying to do his daughters hair for the first time.
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Meghan and Harry singing and dancing with each other while Doria in her own world jamming out omfg I love it.
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@supermangeek101 @PopBase This isnโt how it works lmao. It goes off to a process service company who then serves the person. It happened here because they werenโt able to serve her at home or other places of employment so she was probably dodging it LMAO.
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this is probably my new favorite gif
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@ClayTravis @KeithOlbermann @USWNT Itโs literally said by her that she โwitnessed itโ so how does she witness it if she isnโt on the team or with the team LMAO, which directly crosses off your โfriends who told herโ statement.
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Thereโs a 4th sibling wtf.
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Way too many people spreading pictures of the wrong person in regards to the ongoing Tupelo plane situation. Be mindful of what youโre sharing.
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@AZPaulC @THETonyMorrison @Schmoofy @HRC I know this may be a difficult concept to accept but youโre allowed to be concerned and care about more than one thing at a time. (Also, since life or death is a priority for you to justify attention, this bill has the potential to be life or death for the children it affects.).
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love them. the best. so wonderful. theyโre my favs. no one loves and understands kanthony like jonny & simone love kanthony ๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน.
"Simone Ashley and I had a dance rehearsal and I think it was my idea, but we rehearsed it," Jonathan Bailey said. "It wasn't improvised in the moment, but it's Simone's amazing performance that made it look like it was." ๐ญ.#Bridgerton.
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@sarregoeswest @Astro_Nut_BC @PhinsMSP @davenewworld_2 Legitimately majority of people thought it was a freak accident. & the plane was not perfectly leveled, there was a tilt to it. Listen to news reports, eye witnesses, heck even your parents. Only a few speculated an intended hit, others though accident. Second plane made it clear.
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@tonedandthin thank you for doing the lords work even if this just further proves the obscenity of it all ๐ญ๐ญ.
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why are people acting like we can't hate both tlj and tros??? the only sequel trilogy film we acknowledge is TFA and even that is only passably good.
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the way kanthonyโs 5 minutes of screen time in s3 has more of a chokehold on the general public but also lives in your brains rent free that you canโt even let it goโฆ canโt wait for their 3 minutes of screen time in s4 to do the same!! ๐คญ๐ค.
The fact that polin have been filming since at least october meanhwile your fav hasnโt even been on set yet. the jokes write themselves
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@TwitterSupport @Renessa47 Maybe you guys should have listened to us beta testers for the MONTHS we told you this was a bad idea instead of moving forward with a widespread rollout.
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the royal familyโs pr kicking into overdrive today. these are 3 of 5 different stories (at the top of the trend) about kate middleton being shared today alone ๐๐ฅด
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@Dra_Xtrange @Russo_Brothers @ChrisEvans THIS THIS THIS. I love Steve & Peggy but the Russos has multiple movies showing how he moved on from this dream/life with Peggy!!!! He had closure of sorts. And the series showed Peggy moving on!!.
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@JedDogKingly @watchayakan OOOHHHH itโs the hand grip!!! I thought it was going to be the bow backwards, hence my confusion hahaha thank you!!!!.
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j*hnny depp fans and bots have 7295738 videos mocking her lawyers yet theyโre silent now lmao.
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@YourDailyKayli Yes, both Maddie in the Suite Life & Sharpay in HSM are played by Ashley Tisdale. When HSM got big, Suite Life had an episode where the school is doing their own HSM musical and Maddie wants to play Sharpay because she claims people say she looks like her (poking fun โ.
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Every time people are like โanakin ignored Ben!!โ Like no shit fam. He was acting as KYLO and calling upon DARTH VADER, not anakin. Anakin peaced out from darth vader ages ago because of Luke. No shit he wouldnโt answer to kyloโs prayers when the dude is worshipping vader.
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Everyone in England and the royal family choosing this hill to die on like lmao the clowns, all of them. Glad Harry & Meghan left, especially after they did shit all to protect and defend Meghan.
Camilla abused by online trolls after The Crownโs fictional affair plotline
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@TheWantonWench @Mimicinque @colbertlateshow Okay and thatโs your husbandโs experience. My grandpa was career military, so was his brother. My grandpa never said a word about his time, his brother is still vocal about what heโs done, how many heโs killed, etc. Not every soldier/veteran is the same.
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remember when reylos were like โRey shouldnโt be a Skywalker because her legacy shouldnโt be tied to a man!!โ and then completely drop her if sheโs not attached to Kylo lmao.
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@maya67473 @rksmythe @Variety sheโs not gonna be like โhey I got custody paperwork for a court date!โ.
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@disneyplus @PatrickDempsey @wimpykid @mulaney @AndySamberg @BetteMidler @SJP @kathynajimy @NatGeo @willsmith @Pixar @stellamink PRINCESS AND THE FROG CONTENT????? AM I DREAMING???? THIS IS ALL IVE ASKED FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS AGHEUEITOEOXJOWNWQ AHHHHP.
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@mallen_87 @jon_hill84 @PriestElgin @MrTimFletcher @BlGSTEVE You come on this site today and choose violence. Why. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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@sherpace @ULTlMATESHlELD i'm more like. fanfic: they have to sneak away to steal information. me: mhmm. fanfic: someone is coming and they have to keep their cover so they makeout. me:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURBHJB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHEPW09GJEDPOKSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0924QU8T63095JRGHWPE09UJ0PWHRGW.
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sorry but never getting over how in-sync their eyes are. like we see it in the episode 7 scene with Newton especially but the altar scene when their eyes look up at the same time??? love it.
look at the possibilities when theyโre the same height ๐ซก
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@D_sign4you @AubryAndrews She literally said that though. And they have a group project together. Stop blaming her for his actions.
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not the idiots absolutely forgetting the fact that people like James Woods were constantly violating the terms of service and spreading hate speech &promoting violence lmaoooo . Also, these are direct links to tweet meaning the content of the tweet were being asked to be reviewed.
9. Celebrities and unknowns alike could be removed or reviewed at the behest of a political party:
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the first one looks like it should have been on one tree hill. the third one looks like a country song music video.
while we're all gathered here together today I would like to pay tribute to some of scott and tessa's ancient photoshoots, I hope you appreciate this quality content.
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@BabyRuthless94 @NYC_Hawkeye Brie has repeatedly put her money where her mouth is in regards to advocating for women and diversity in the industry and has for YEARS. to act like sheโs been silent just because she is thrown off by a question for the first time is ridiculous.
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The Clone Wars and Revenge of the Sith are the two best things that Star Wars made outside of the original trilogy and you canโt even argue that because Iโm RIGHT.
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STOOOOP LMAO no way this isnโt a sketch in a comedy show like stop omfgggg.
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@LovedByYou14 @scobie Why would he want to talk to him when theyโve said before that theyโve gotten no support when going to anyone in the institution or family about issues likeโฆ William does not care about how he hurts his brother, as long as he remains in a positive light.
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@RahulKohli13 when u post this after making twitter think youโre playing ezra for a hot second
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@JRothenbergTV didn't echo's plan fail in 0.2 seconds??? and didn't she get captured in mount weather. and she betrayed her king for her bidding like. she's always been solo and we have no right to believe she should be/works well as a leader. telling us so =/= showing it as a good idea.
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@softcorereylo @JohnBoyega You guys have been harassing him for years and are still coming on his page to drag this on and youโre surprised heโs over it and not wanting to deal with it so he blocks them?? Lmaoooo.
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@JohnBoyega These responses are so embarrassing when the obvious answer is that the credits will by done via slashes from a light saber and death Vader breathing out every name ๐๐.
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@Nuhayyy @MissCWilshire @PanicEverywher1 โNo to Hijabโ is the calling of a huge protest in Iran that started over the death of a woman in Iran who was arrested and killed for her hijab being โlooseโ. Itโs expanded beyond the hijab for more freedom of women in Iran.
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Alyssa Naeher is the only player from the 2015 World Cup roster (aka my first real woso event) that made it onto this Olympic team Iโm crying.
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@AITA_reddit YTA. Making his daughter suffer from lack of sleep and a bad back because he wants to maintain control. Also a double bed isnโt unusual, especially at 25???.
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@DeadMoonDeity Except you SHOULD get vaxxed. Itโs a matter of public health. This isnโt an individual health decision, this is a public health issue because your action or inaction affects others.
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@siyapartyhard @netflix it is to show their divide, as well as Meghanโs treatment (and how treatment towards Harry changed too once he started dating her) and that itโll be addressed in the doc.
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finally ross lynch is going viral for being obsessed with jaz sinclair.
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the way we donโt get group photo shoots anymoreโฆ like all hope was lost when there was not a single couple shoot for Jonathan Bailey & Simone Ashleyโฆ.
co-stars donโt profit off of their chemistry like they used to.
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THE SYNCHRONIZATION OF THEIR FUCKING EYES.
the proto-moulin rouge energy of this.
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@goldjoints @salerievanchez @Farivar_S @CrisselleeG actually, if we were to enter a war, Obama can put into effect Martial Law so yes.
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Youโre laughingโฆ Matt Damon is suffering and youโre laughing.
This is honestly my dream relationship I love shit like this can you imagine how annoyed their friends are.
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So many of the players Iโve been familiar with and have loved and adored are not on this roster and I get it because younger and fresher players with more stamina and stronger play are coming up but still it hurts ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Iโm sorry but the little kiss on the dance floor just melts me so much theyโre so in love I adore kanthony ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
holding back from kissing the love of your life publicly vs kissing them right on the dance floor in front of god, queen and country . the kanthony brainrot knows no bounds
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