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Learned a friend though I was upset with them because I didn’t respond over here. I’m not here much anymore and my mentions are a trash fire because of the other guy. If you’re a friend and said something to me here, but I didn’t respond, shoot me a text or discord or whatever.
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Slapping Chris Rock.
what's the funniest thing someone's ever gotten mad at you for on here. i think mine is when somebody told me i was rich and privileged for saying back service corridors at malls are scary at night when i was in the service corridor bc i worked there
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Real talk, I’m not the person you’re upset/happy with. I make podcasts and video games for a living.
At the risk of making people pissed off at me instead of that other guy, the world would be a better place if we stopped answering words with violence.
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Hopefully all anyone remembers at the end of the show is this inappropriately upbeat “In Memoriam” segment.
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@AustinCreedWins
@NickMudry
Years, in some cases. Some people get really indignant that someone else could have the same, extremely common name.
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@CookingIssues
I really worry about the people around anyone who cheers someone punching someone else in the face.
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@TheBlackNerd
When I was a bartender, there were a couple of college kids at one end of the bar arguing about whether they'd rather be shot or stabbed, when an old guy who was just quietly drinking well whiskey said "stabbing hurts worse when it happens, gettin' shot hurts worse the next day".
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Tough one today.
Wordle 282 6/6*
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"Trump aides revoke his access to Twitter". His closest advisors don't trust him to tweet, but 40% of voters want him in charge of nukes.
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It breaks my heart to share that Chloe Bananas passed away yesterday. She packed a whole human lifetime worth of love into her 14 years and left an unfillable hole in our hearts. I miss her so much, but our lives are infinitely richer for knowing her ❤️
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Finally, a new Snapchat feature that Facebook can't rip off.
Snapchat will stop promoting President Trump's account in Discover: 'We will not amplify voices who incite racial violence and injustice'
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The best part of this is that I'm also tagged in every subsequent tweet. Maybe I should get free
@disneyplus
for life because this series of tweets will haunt me for years.
@PatrickDempsey
@wimpykid
@mulaney
@AndySamberg
@BetteMidler
@SJP
@kathynajimy
@NatGeo
@willsmith
The age of exploration is far from over.
#WelcomeToEarthSeries
, featuring
@WillSmith
, is streaming December 8 only on
#DisneyPlus
.
#DisneyPlusDay
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I haven't had a positive experience trying to give Mojang money for a game since I bought Minecraft in 2010 or 2011.
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Just want to make it clear to everyone that I'm apologizing for nothing.
Also, I had to close my DMs.
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The Last Jedi came out a year ago today. Between home viewings and the theater, I've watched it eight or nine times. Each viewing brings new surprise and delight.
After a year, I'm perfectly confident naming it my favorite Star Wars. Thanks
@rianjohnson
!
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If you're going to fill my mentions with a bunch of hateful nonsense today, please know:
A. I'm not the actor Will Smith.
B. I 100% support the actor's choice to not work in Georgia.
C. GOP vote suppression is one of the biggest problems facing America.
D. Black Lives Matter.
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Much love to my friends at Giant Bomb. I learned so much from Jeff, Ryan, Brad, and Vinny when we were at Whiskey, and I can't wait to see what everyone does next.
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I'm starting to understand the "birds aren't real" crowd.
Shoebill stork are normally silent, but they sometimes perform bill-clattering displays by clapping the upper & lower jaws, producing a loud hollow sound like a machine gun, or tribal drums beating [source, Matsue Vogel Park: ]
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Remember that time Trump did an insurrection on Wednesday and then he was still the President on Saturday morning?
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It's been seven years, and I know it's supposed to get easier, but I still miss you buddy.
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That isn't me.
Back stage wit
@willsmith
! Tune in now
@nickelodeon
Kids’ Choice Awards!
#KCA
#FATHEROFASAHD
MAY 17 🎯
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I'm really going to miss this place.
When you think of Twitter, remember that every single billionaire is another tax policy failure. Fuck em all.
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No shit, it's straightforward for someone with a massive audience to make something cheap and easy that drafts on a massive, world-wide cultural phenomenon and succeeds quickly,
This is one of the all-time stupidest tweets I've read on this site.
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@TheDemocrats
I would feel a lot safer if the democrats weren't rubber stamping Trump's nominees.
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The idea is to shift public opinion to such a point that something once socially acceptable - owning human beings - is now socially unacceptable.
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I remember all those Saturday nights in the 90s. Exploring databases. Finding friends in forums.
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Firefox seems to have jacked something up with the new version, as all my extensions are uninstalled and can't reinstall. Ooopsie.
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@MadnessbyKronn0
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@vegetta777
Happy birthday dude! Pretty sure I'm not the Will Smith you're looking for though :)
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After more than 100 episodes of
@sweatpantstech
,
@bradshoemaker
and I are proud to launch our second podcast collaboration together,
@thefosspod
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*sigh*
Ya'll ready to ride wit us!? Ride together. Die together.
#BadBoysForLife
– watch the trailer now! 1.17.20 |
@willsmith
@bilallfallah
@vanessahudgens
@alexanderludwig
@paolanunez
@jaycpo
@djkhaled
@NickyJamPR
@katedelcastillo
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I was walking through the campground with my daughter and some of her friends last night when this really cute little kid with a bottle of milk in one hand and a toy sword in the other walked up and whacked me square in the nuts with the sword.
No warning, no hesitation. Wham
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I don't have a Soundcloud, but I do have a podcast. You can listen to it at , read my Shitty Blog at , or play The Anacrusis on Steam or Xbox.
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What's this? A new tech podcast? With
@bradshoemaker
and me? Where we dig deep into a single technology topic each week? And there are already two episodes?
What are you waiting for? Go stuff some
@sweatpantstech
in your ears!
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This is still cracking me up.
This thumbnail in which
@willsmith
looks like he is showing off a house with a gigantic hand has made my evening.
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Here’s what I’ve been working on, introducing FOO VR:
PS If you have a Rift, check us out in the Oculus Store
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The gaslighting of America continues.
McConnell explicitly says Trump should have been convicted, but only while he was in office. Why didn't the trial happen while Trump was in office? McConnell refused to open the Senate while he was in office.
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Finally!
‘I AM LEGEND 2’, starring Michael B. Jordan and Will Smith, will be set decades after the original film.
The alternate ending for the original film will be canon in the sequel.
(Source: Deadline)
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I read all my 4th grade textbooks during the first week of school and my newfound knowledge annoyed the teacher so much that she sent me to the principal’s office. The principal gave me an hour a day, unsupervised, to dink around on the school’s Apple II instead of punishing me.
What is your most on brand story from your childhood?
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Generally speaking, I would describe myself as a fan of Pesto.
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Twitch managed to simultaneously piss off big streamers (by taking money from them) and small streamers (by acknowledging that big streamers get a better rev split), and they did it simultaneously at 2AM this morning! *golf clap*
In our latest blog post, we tackle a topic that's been at the forefront of the community for some time - the rev split.
We also provide a related update around monetization for a subset of Partners.
Read here:
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My daughter accidentally exploded one of those fidget balls that are filled with the tiny gel beads and I have two thoughts.
1. Holy shit they went everywhere! What a mess!
2. I can’t believe the
@GavinFree
hasn’t done these for a Slo-mo Guys video yet.
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My daughter is on a Zoom call with her class and it's straight up the little kid version of every conference call ever. One kid keeps saying "I can't hear anyone", another just did "My camera isn't working", and we just got a "Sorry I was late, I had to plug in my computer".
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@LeBlondor
@samanthamarika1
@RealWillSmithFP
Realistically, we probably all need a little therapy after the last five or six years.
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The Fresh Prince of Bel Aire.
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What's this? A wild
@VinnyCaravella
on the
@sweatpantstech
Pod? Talking shop about video and cables and mixing with
@bradshoemaker
and me?
Put it in your earholes here:
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I just launched my first Kickstarter! Back the first season of The FOO Show today!
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It was a perfectly fine name until the fall of 1990.
What's the biggest problem you have with your name?
My biggest problem?
Me: "Hi, I'm Marcus. Nice to meet you."
Business people: "Hi, Marcus. Do you go by Mark?"
Me: "No. If I did then don't you think I'd introduce myself as that?"
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Just because Ted Cruz is a galactic-scale asshole doesn't mean that Texas doesn't need help.
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Has anyone talked about how the use of pepper spray presents a unique public health hazard during a pandemic that’s spread by coughing?
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@TimSweeneyEpic
Tim, the point of verification was that if someone who said they were from the Washington Post or Fox News or that they were Taylor Swift had a check mark, you knew it was them because someone at Twitter checked to make sure that was true.
Now all it does is say you spent $8.
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@lilydavis
It's fine. It's happened before, although not at this level. It will pass in a week or two, I'm sure.
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Consider this your regular reminder that Twitter is no longer a reliable service that you can rely on.
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I can't figure out who shared this, but it's a great article explaining the origin of the most stunning VFX scene in The Last Jedi:
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