This gets more poignant every year.

A reminder that this app has been redesigned to force-feed you the most hateful, disgusting opinions so you sit there slack-jawed, drooling, consuming garbage to make you hate everyone and everything You can just log off, which is what I’ll be doing for the next few days

Good morning. Stop listening to actors. Stop listening to politicians. Stop listening to the talking heads on the news. Block out all the noise, and start to critically think for yourself. And have a great day.

The most dangerous form of blindness is believing that your perspective is the only reality.

i’ve been saying this to myself this morning and i’m going to say it to you in case you need to hear it: you are not here to be physically attractive. that is not your purpose. you are here to learn new things and be kind to people and listen to your favorite music and pet cute

Well played indeed

https://t.co/7HjOFe0EmA

https://t.co/NYgLJ892BI

I had an epiphany almost a year ago that I want to share today. It was winter, really cold, and I was home lighting candles the way I always do to feel a little warmer and cozier. I noticed that one of the candles was melting in a way that would eventually make it stop working

Imagine them doing this to a million customers a day

Imagine showing this to an average 12th-century peasant: https://t.co/9yXo8ucLtH

Just watched a hilarious beach clip of a horseshoe crab delivering the funniest deadpan commentary ever. No spoilers, just go watch it and thank me later. I’m still crying laughing. 🦀😂

https://t.co/hJWMp0Yn7z

This is what has been missing and this is what we need more of right now. This is a beautiful story and you should definitely take the two minutes to hear it.

WOW ….AND RAISING A BABY SIMULTANEOUSLY‼️ #WomenPower

you may not like it, but this is peak masculinity

1. Plays professional football. 2. Marrying the biggest pop star in the world. 3. Is spending his time and money on roller coasters. Are we sure he didn’t find a genie when he was 11?

.@morganevelyncook on TikTok is trying to figure out why Trump is sending troops to Portland, Oregon, and her video is the greatest thing ever 🤣

Believe in yourself.

lol I’m making a list of everyone making lists. I’ll turn it into a searchable database so we can get them all fired. Consequently, I’ll have to put myself on the list. What a time to be alive. https://t.co/vDEulzgoiw