EmmaGautieri
@EmmaGautieri
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Leggermente ossessivo-compulsiva.
Joined February 2012
The strange phenomenon of speaking purely in profanities as soon as you’re by yourself and driving a car.
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Some of you have never scrubbed your hands like your place in heaven depends on it and it shows.
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Dislocating your shoulders to remove your coat without touching fellow train passengers
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17 years ago today, David Brent did THAT dance. Here it is played with some MC Hammer shit in the background.
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*wednesday, but still
TUESDAY MOTIVATION 99 days until Christmas 98 days until Christmas Eve 75 days until advent calendars 49 days until Bonfire Night 44 days until Halloween 5 hours until lunchtime
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EMOJIS NO ONE ASKED FOR 🤡- clown 📐- set square 📠- fax machine 🖇️- conjoined paper clips 📁📂- open and closed folders 🚡🚠- two separate cable car styles 📓📕📗📘📙📔📒 - seven different books 🧺 - a wicker basket 🎛️- whatever this is #WorldEmojiDay
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Andrew Scott saying beep for two minutes straight
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SCHEDULE FOR FRIDAY 9am - All of this can get done 11am - Most of this can get done 1pm - Some of this can get done 3pm - All of this can wait till Monday
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Sdraiata al sole con Mannarino 2009 nelle orecchie per passare il tempo che manca al prossimo aereo. Quanto mi mancava essere in vacanza.
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Sehh, ciao
'I am the future, but before I appear, Please - close the scrolls of information, Let the laptop sleep, Sit still And shut your eyes. Listen - Things are going to change' #Fleabag star #AndrewScott with his sister Hannah present @nickfdrake 's #LetterToTheEarth
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“What are you doing today?” “This” “You’re just lying down” “Correct”
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Yes yes yes
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More two-word horror stories: Eye contact Lunch meeting Surprise party Planned engineering Sing along Conference call Signal failure They’re here Team building Low carb Record highs Unexpected item You busy? Quick word Friend request Leg day Your parcel Tax return Happy birthday
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All’@Unibocconi per la conferenza annuale #europeans alla presenza della Senatrice @emmabonino e del @SenatoreMonti per dialogare su #Europa #Italia e #Mediterraneo “è l’Europa delle patrie che ha fallito, non quella comunitaria di Bruxelles”
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