She died doing what she loved (telling racists to k*ll themselves)

We had to board him when we went out of town for a funeral, and the vet techs sent us this picture. He's literally the best little boy in the world. I love him so much.

My puppy is a perfect little Muppet if anyone cares

https://t.co/wo3OMWE9PB

in my culture (terminally online), we use food to drive people apart

Heidi Klum does not use Loreal Midnight Cream shut up

Graham Linehan looks like the only person on earth who God crafted with his non-dominant hand.

Skinamarink Hot Wheels

As a kid I remember being fascinated by the two-tone illustrations in certain books I had: the big, green ink splashes in this illustration from Amelia Bedelia, the pink washes in Eloise, the loose white margins. Almost like newspaper cartoons. Such a particular midcentury style.

I only call my haters broke, everybody else is just a victim of capitalism

fred, i'm going to let you in on a little secret. every day, once a day, give yourself a present

To Live and Die in L.A. (1985)

entire Conservative platform in a sentence

https://t.co/xE7R2pXK5w

@TheWapplehouse Jelly Roll is the genie that appears when you rub a bottle of Sun Drop filled with dip spit.

Decades before Christopher Nolan, @Lupita_Nyongo (or @elonmusk for that matter) were born, Orson Welles cast Eartha Kitt as the beautiful Helen of Troy in his 1950 stage production of "Time Runs." Nobody talked about the color of her skin, just her amazing talent.

Actually this was completely improvised by the Muppets, but the directors decided to keep rolling.

Not much makes sense to me these days but at least Catherine O’Hara has her own Canadian postage stamp.

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

i now believe this is the real reason we stopped going to the moon. they all started coming back Islamic as hell

Excuse me, Instagram Ads, I think you're drunk