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Trying to find my own arse while outsmarting the Swedish government's alcohol monopoly. And you thought you had it hard.
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Joined February 2009
I hope you get to eat nothing but dirt cookies for the rest of your living days, Jeremy 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
I'm sure you're thinking: how will we be able to enjoy Haitian dirt cookies without more immigration? But it's okay, we have the recipes
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Time for this public health nurse to retire. Imminently. (I believe that was the word you were looking for, Colleen, when you decided to spread blatant and dangerous lies on the Internet 😘)
@PenOfAPisces @annamlulis There is no eminent threat to a woman during pregnancy after 20 weeks. Not one that would make it necessary to abort the baby. You can’t name me one.
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I am SCREAMING into a PILLOW
Italy is going to invade aren’t they
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obsessed with this man in the times who regrets divorcing his wife. it seems he was not able to cope with parenting for a few hours of the day while she selfishly was working
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Day 227 of my 3 day war. Crimean bridge made goodwill gesture & become tunnel. I remain a master strategist.
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I’m in Sweden where the energy prices have been going haywire for a while. Last December my electricity bill for my 3 bed house was just over £1000. Jan £700, Feb £600, March £800. This winter is predicted to get worse. It’s insanity.
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Fuck yourself, Rob.
@PoliticsJOE_UK @eiecampaign Utter tosh… these kids parents get the help and they aren’t passing on the benefits to the kids. You are taking a massive ovierview and only showing one point. Look at the parents that claim they have nothing, with their huge telly, cigarettes and Starbucks.
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Drinking is fun! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Everyone bangs on about how great giving up booze is all the time at the moment but no one ever tells you HOW SIMPLY BORING it is.
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I would love to watch Gaslit. Really I would. But the designer of the Starz portal is a malevolent cretin, and I won’t spend any more hours entering passwords, codes, PINs, DNA samples, retinal scans and anal swabs into his lysergic whirligig.
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Everyone complains about middle aged men but they are in fact the best.
if you’re going to promote your business on Tiktok, this is how it should be done
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Shoutout to @SarahDuggers for ruining me as a human being. All I do these days is watching Qringey vids on Insta.
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