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Elisa Couto Clemente (she/her)

@Elisa_Not_ELISA

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Making Higher Education & everything better | EDI SciComm Policy Comedy | Neuro PhD🧠@LIDo_DTP @UCL |100% not an assay |Own views |📸@steve_x 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇹🇪🇺🇬🇧

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Chris Kavanagh
8 months
Found this in Reddit seems like it might be useful for some people.
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@thesayff
Sayff
8 months
My entire scientific career I have been cautioning against climate doomerism. It’s dangerously unhealthy for young people and leads into apathy. Humanity won on ozone depletion. Much of the world has been successful on acid rain and air pollution. Climate is winnable.
@itsdrsweetheart
🫧 morgan ✨
8 months
not to be barbie but how do you guys cope with the growing sense of dread that the world is legitimately going to end in our lifetimes and everything you know and love will collapse into chaos
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@comculturaearte
Comunidade Cultura e Arte
8 months
Dos arquivos da Fundação José Saramago. Em 1988!
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@PercThaGoat
Perc 𒉭
9 months
This is how white people tell history.
@zzzgoonin
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9 months
Bear saves fish from drowning. Nature really is amazing
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@Gbemisoke
gbemisoke
10 months
Screenshots. If this helps only one person, I'll be satisfied. You're welcome ❤️
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@JasmineI12
DJ
10 months
@Gbemisoke Behind a paywall. Sadly can’t access but looks like a really good read.
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@Bubblebathgirl
Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸
10 months
Women gathered in front of the Louvre Pyramid in Paris, France on Sunday and exposed their chests in protest of violence against women. The protesters displayed messages of “STOP WAR ON WOMEN” and “WOMEN LIFE FREEDOM.”
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@volksvargas
volksvargas
10 months
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@expresso
Expresso
10 months
Ministério obriga DGS a repor o rosa e o azul do Boletim de Saúde Infantil e Juvenil
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@AlexandSeverus
Alexandre Severo
10 months
Governo:
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@expresso
Expresso
10 months
O Boletim de Saúde Infantil e Juvenil não será amarelo e vai continuar a ter as cores tradicionalmente associadas ao sexo, mantendo o azul para rapazes e rosa para raparigas, por imposição do Ministério da Saúde. Saiba mais: https://t.co/WqEowxmEIb 📸 D.R.
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@thrillersbabe
lauren 🦢
10 months
we need to stop telling men they look like harry styles bc what is this
@PopBase
Pop Base
10 months
Contenders for the Harry Styles lookalike contest in London today. (🎥: Variety)
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@noirdeaura
rosé
10 months
A atitude da Rita Matias a desviar o microfone como quem diz "agora é que te lixei" e a ser descredibilizada no minuto a seguir. É para isto que pago internet.
@Diana_Teee
Deezy B.
10 months
Como baixar a crista a quem se arma ao pingarelho.
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@Elisa_Not_ELISA
Elisa Couto Clemente (she/her)
10 months
Mas ele não se cala? Achava que a única vantagem de ele ter sido eleito eurodeputado era não termos de o ouvir durante 4 anos...
@Tomas_Pereira_T
Tomás
10 months
They’re eating the dogs, eating the cats versão SIC N patrocinada pelo eurocomentador do PSD
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@agraybee
Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs)
10 months
Did you guys expected to be greeted as liberators or something. Your whole thing is triggering the libs. Now the libs hate you. Seriously what was your expectation.
@DisrespectedThe
The Disrespected Trucker
10 months
The media has successfully divided families. Shame on all of you. This woman voted for Trump, and her family won't even talk to her. How are we here?
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@dmc_dmcc
Dylan
10 months
Crazy how Millennials were the only ones to learn how to use computers and we apparently are also the only ones who learned to see through disinformation on those same exact computers. Literally everyone else younger & older than us is like a native population with a new disease
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@MuellerSheWrote
Mueller, She Wrote
10 months
Biden should resign so Harris becomes 47 and Donald has to throw out all his 47 swag
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@ellvissong
ds ❤️‍🔥
10 months
.@realDonaldTrump i got you a traditional portuguese gift
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@Marianagvas
Mariana Vasconcelos
10 months
Vocês chamam os americanos de burros com demasiada convicção para cidadãos de um país que mesmo tendo várias opções partidárias encheu o parlamento com 50 fachos. Seria útil perceberem que somos todos iguais e que caímos todos no mesmo tipo de propaganda.
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@thesentrim
rim 𓂆
10 months
If ur shithole of a country didn’t act like the world’s police we wouldn’t give a damn fuck about your fuck ass presidents.
@ronreup
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10 months
people who don’t live in the US doing the most panicking 😭 like sis you don’t even go here
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@olifranklin
Oli Franklin-Wallis
10 months
Well done, that @guardian notification writer
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