Hinge girls be like “all I ask is that you have a boat and a dog” sorry Becky, all I got is an alcohol problem and debt until I’m burnt to a crisp and put inside a piece of glass.
Dating is like fishing. It’s really boring and frustrating until one is interested, then I fuck up the hook, they take my bait and I’m left with nothing again.
Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire