Dylan
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Stop crying yerr heart outtttt
Rodri: "I have one year left on my #ManCity contract. At some point we'll have to sit down and talk… Even though I've played for Atleti, [Real] Madrid isn't a closed door for me - you can't turn your back on the best clubs…” [via @RadioestadioN]
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It still cracks me up that you hear 'I'm an NHS worker' every now and then. Can remember two fat, miserable women in 2024 kicking off at a guard because a train arrived on a different platform, shouting 'We work for the NHS' as if the train ought to be re-routed out of respect.
Woman knocks on students door over them parking in the streets and it all blows up this is one of the most funny and ridiculous encounters I've ever seen 😂😂
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It's incredible how tactless some people are, the chances of the old woman getting her way went from probably 50% to 0% with that second comment.
Woman knocks on students door over them parking in the streets and it all blows up this is one of the most funny and ridiculous encounters I've ever seen 😂😂
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Ground is a piece of piss to get to. It's abit tight but unless you're about 25 stone you'll have no problem sitting down. Cant believe actual reds are advocating OT be ripped down
The match going United fan base that don’t want a new stadium drive me mad. You can hardly sit down because the seats are so small, it’s a fucking nightmare to get in and out of the ground, and there’s zero shelter for when it pisses down, which is often, because it’s
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He’s the sort of cunt who watches top boy and thinks he’s something, dressed like a used condom, pity when he fell in the road a huge HGV didn’t end him.
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Conor Benn gets EMOTIONAL when discussing his personal growth outside of the ring with @AdamCatterall 🗣️ 🔗 https://t.co/1OooZPvPfk Don’t miss our exclusive interview with "The Destroyer” live on YouTube NOW ‼️ #boxing
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Replies and quotes on this are fucking mental, people genuinely defending a bloke who killed someone and their dog driving pissed up
You can go on YouTube and watch footage of the woman screaming before she goes unconscious and her dog frantically running around the backseat barking before they both burn to death because Henry Ruggs decide to drive drunk. He shouldn’t be allowed to step foot out of prison
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This is accurate. Ronaldo 06 to 09 is the best version of a player to play in the Prem.
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They’re not angry about this because they know he’s on the decline. Whereas they thought someone else who left on a free recently was in his prime and still had something to offer them. It was never about loyalty or dreams or money.
🚨 Liverpool to allow Mohamed Salah to leave on a FREE transfer despite having a contract at the club valid until June 2027. #LFC accept Salah’s desire to try new chapter in his career after making history at Anfield. 🫱🏻🫲🏼
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Might be biased, but the possibility of being Uniteds next great midfielder, and part of a team that could bring us back is a far more attractive proposition to being a rotation option in a club that's probably gonna have a transition period in the next couple years.
Nico hardly plays when Rodri is available. Kovacic doesn’t play at all. If that’s the kind of responsibility and minutes that would satisfy Anderson, he can join them. If he wants to be central in taking United to a league title after over a decade, he should join the right
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Nico hardly plays when Rodri is available. Kovacic doesn’t play at all. If that’s the kind of responsibility and minutes that would satisfy Anderson, he can join them. If he wants to be central in taking United to a league title after over a decade, he should join the right
Elliot Anderson is not seen as a Bernardo Silva replacement, his signing more likely depends on the futures of Mateo Kovacic and Nico Gonzalez. 📰 @SkySportsLyall
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It’s funny because even if you ignore: Ballon d’Or, Puskas, winning every trophy, scoring in every final, the Golden Boots, POTY plus countless other accolades (and actually being the best) Ronaldo won more PL titles in 3 seasons than Henry & Salah did in their entire PL careers
Mohamed Salah's Premier League legacy is greater than Cristiano Ronaldo, says Carragher
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So Mbappe sat there and watched them take tests on his non injured knee and didn't say nothing,I'm so sure this is right lol
🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid's medical staff diagnosed Kylian Mbappé's WRONG KNEE when he first got injured. They checked his right knee, and told him everything's fine, when the actual injury was in his left knee. He then went back to playing for Real Madrid while his knee was
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I will never forget this comment from a Sporting Lisbon fan when Manchester United signed Bruno Fernandes in 2020, and everything he said was exactly facts.
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No because it'd be a slog to play like RD2
"GTA 6 should have deep RPG elements like needing to eat, sleep, and fuel your car." Agree or disagree?
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The stigma around replica football tops has actually changed so much I will be laughing at anyone who paid £90 for one of these
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"He knows the club". What does it mean?! Ferguson, Wenger, Mourinho, Klopp, Pep didn't "know" their respective clubs. Shearer knew the club and was relegated with Newcastle. Redknapp knew Southampton. Knowing the club is a vastly overrated.
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Someone over the road who's got a sierra cosworth got a special "ford parking only" sign made for outside his house 😂
Unfortunately in Britain people think the road outside your house belongs to your car and will put up signs in the window like “no parking 24 hour access needed vulnerable xl bully inside ambulance access needed if xl bully has mauled owner NO PARKING”
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Isn’t ironic that Che Guevara swore to end Capitalism……Then Capitalism took his picture, printed it on T-Shirts and sold it to eejits.
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