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You can't lock up the memes https://t.co/QeCCMwnA7w 🥴
Joined March 2017
My last moment in Elon Musk's body with 1.2 seconds to go
You get to switch bodies with one person and live their lifestyle for 24 hours, who are you picking?
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Casting a Force Projection of yourself from across the universe to save the last of a rebellion army without violence is still the most Jedi move ever. This moment is perfect.
The worst Star Wars movie of all time, Star Wars: The Last Jedi, was released on this day in 2017.
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Surviving two years is crazy.
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> two black guys with Zoro swords.> two white women minding their business.> cameraman shaking for no reason LMAO.
In London if you are British you cannot carry knives, if you are black and Muslim you can carry swords.
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I actually forgot there are tons of people that legitimately don't know Xavier has been able to walk for a long time.
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Good to know despite all my best efforts my digital footprint is actually a nice lil joke.
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Every day I'm reminded 95% of Spider-Man fans have essentially never touched the comics which is so interesting to me.
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George Floyd jokes nonstop for half a decade but one tweet with 0 likes is where the line was drawn
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When Cameron Brink hands me that NDA form.
Man when the WNBA players start getting $100m’s and tricking off and flyin niggas out on the road>>>.
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When GTA VI makes me switch from my level 37 latina Gyattzilla Lucia to level 5 Jason in free roam
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You're not that guy pal, trust me.
me when I have 2 seconds left in elons body (I already transferred all his money to my bank account)
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40 year old Mike Evans getting 1003 receiving yards in 20 games
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell told @bloomberg that adding an 18th regular-season game while cutting one preseason game is the next "logical" step, but it would require a deal with the players. “We went to 16 and four, and now 17 and three. So 18 and two is a logical step.”
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So horny he almost approached his work wife in public.
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She-Hulk baiting people with Daredevil is hilarious because it's 100% on brand with the character, and they deserve it for watching this show and not expecting that.
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Insomniac Spider-Man where everyone acts, thinks and talks almost the exact same.
I don't want every superhero to have my politics, I hate that now every single one thinks the same thing.
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"Blacks Taking L's" quote RT in 2025.
George Floyd died of a fentanyl overdose and you guys propped him up like a saint so yeah of course we make fun of him and will continue to do so. Karmelo Anthony walked up to Austin Metcalf, pulled out a knife and stabbed him to death. Retard.
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@squirtstain I'm not familiar with the average numbers but 5.5 x 5.3 dimensions sounds kinda cubey?.
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MCU Spider-Man being banned from the multiversal Spidey hangout is clever but also very funny textually.
Watch the new Spider-Man: Across the #SpiderVerse trailer. The Spider-War is coming. Exclusively in cinemas 1st June.
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(Not a dig) Just impressive really how you can experience so much of the character in movies/shows/games and still be at the tip of the iceberg. Reminds me I have to get back on finishing the original Ditko run.
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@mrwest_official @xobaena @ian_ochii People telling you to concentrate is so annoying when you're trying to ignore them to concentrate.
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ive decided im being serious for the rest of my life.
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Did the gawk gawk 5000 and Kendrick still released Heart Part 6.
Oh my God he named it The Heart Part 6 which means Kendrick can’t ever make the 6th installment of The Heart . This is diabolical . COOK NIGGA.
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Global pandemic before I'm 20.Historic recession before I'm 25.Doomsday clock hits 60 seconds to midnight before I'm 30.Executed for treason before I'm 40.
JPMORGAN SAYS IT NOW PROJECTS A U.S. RECESSION IN 2025.
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Drake got the "it was a fake informant, we fed you the mole" strategy from Twitter now he's gotta wake up dealing with the Hip-Hop Riddler. 😬.
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@MeBitchigotTime @Angrymann Nightcrawler with Jake Gyllenhaal? I love that movie but now I'm 🤔.
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Reading the Dragon Ball manga from the start. Bulma really asmed "why aren't you dead" after shooting a child in the forehead. No regret at all.
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@LivesOperator @RealYouTubeKids Female rapper born January 1st 2000. Known for being from New York, having a signature twerk move and fun tap songs where she often emphasizes the word "like" in a familiar but refreshing delivery for her Gen-Z fans. She's "everywhere" largely because: hot and new to mainstream.
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@USArmy Lmffffaoooooo he's dancing in green white and orange filters while people are actively shooting missiles and gunfire with clovers edited over like they're not trying to kill people or preparing to. 😭😭😭.
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@rei6ss_ Why are acting like I bullied you into reading a comic book, I just said it's interesting to me. If you like the character (or any adapted Marvel/DC) I'd recommend reading some of the comics because they're good but you don't have to do anything.
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If I got millions of engagment on a tweet about D[redacted] . true fear.
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It's scary being a black creative knowing that at any moment a weirdo racist pedophile and/or Nazi might enjoy your work with the most insane surface level understanding and think you're just like them. Or even use it as an example of anti-(newest culture war topic).
The Boondocks is a fascinating case study because its creator, Aaron McGruder, is actually pretty left-wing if you look up his interviews. However, his work on The Boondocks tends to be universally beloved regardless of the audience's political affiliation. This proves that.
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@HFCSenjoyer @squirtstain No I know, but I just looked it up and the average is around 5.6 x 4.6 so. well that's pretty chunky.
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They were pulling out the age of consent in Canada a year ago.
Hey Kendrick, before you call Drake a pedophile, why don't you do some basic research and look up the age of consent in Canada
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Dude was moving like a Minion if they weren't stuck in ice during the 20th century.
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@jbromovies I'm still confused why that sphere of the right are such a big fan of her don't they generally hate "promiscuous" women, and any woman that's funny in general?.
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@GuyNamedCreep I'm probably like the only person on Twitter who can be called "the Elon Musk guy" and it isn't derogatory. So I'm taking this in stride.
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@katthetsunami @bigracks @ilovesmokingmid When he's been onstage for 17 minutes and does an Old Town Road acapella for the second time
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@NSOKlifford Jalen Hurts runs this account like people that have Instagram accounts for their pets.
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@2003nicko 4 of em are rappers but top left is LeBron. I think he's the most worldwide, popular person in the picture?.
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@philfanacc Demar Derozan's daughter would be called a domestic terrorist if she ever cheered against Angel Reese free throws.
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@awellmade @thereturnofBWA They all think they're not followers and yet all follow the words of one man.
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@Gam3rdudeJ His ult needs to be taking control of an opposing player for 12 seconds or the Holocaust beam.
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Asian girl trying to get in on the racism jokes
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Superman: "Since the last time we met I've gotten married and raised some kids. 😁".Spider-Man:
Marvel and DC will be releasing two new one-shot crossover comics later this year. This follows the recent new printings of past crossovers between the companies. (source:
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@willsgardevoir Trump is worse but ironically more likeable because Elon is incredibly unfunny and lacks any charisma.
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@posie_dbd Think the hitbox would force him to be tank and his abilities would be too limited anyways. Would rather just get Jean Grey though.
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@venom0804 Peter gets the suit and Danikast instantly goes on about how the black suit makes her feel uneasy for no reason and she misses the old nice red/blue Spider-Man. When I JUST unlocked it. subtle. Also agree, I prefer when symbiotes are more than just evil black goo aliens.
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@yvngplank It's hilarious they think a black character in the Bronx supporting BLM as a side detail is the film trying to push some message on the audience. Like they can barely even stand the character being black in appearance you know they're seething.
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@mwking1997 It's literally his favorite move to attack women even when the circumstance doesn't really make sense for that response.
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@BasedGarbanzo My notifs are destroyed (I refuse to mute my tweets) 😔 but waking up to 209 likes was sweet
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@JahTrump69 Three of those are just wrong: to write off the whole medium is crazy, to be scared of getting called a nerd is silly and just not reading because is 🫤. They can be expensive though but everything is on online subscriptions now so it's not really that pricey if you use jt.
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Nerds want a She-Hulk show then get mad when they get a She-Hulk show instead of a Netflix Marvel show.
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@lordmamba824 "He ain't playing fair" is so funny, there ain't a court or single basketball in any pic.
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